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September 2021

Featuring Michelle Jean
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HUSTLER Classic: Getting Fruity
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HUSTLER Classic: Getting Fruity

As the old saying goes, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. 

And when life gives you melons, um, make melonade. 

And when life gives you melons like these…well, hopefully you’ll be wearing a back brace, because that’s a whole lot of weight. 

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