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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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Sex in Lockdown: A Spanking-Good Time
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Sex in Lockdown: A Spanking-Good Time

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global crisis cannot crush the human sexual urge, and while social distancing rules might be in place, fuckers under lockdown are using the downtime to get down and dirty. With that in mind, we present the fourth installment of our Sex in Lockdown series, in which readers tell us how they’re managing to get off in the age of shelter in place. This week we hear from a Denver couple who found a sexy way to swat away the blues and boredom.

Denver, Colorado

Smack! A crimson handprint surfaced on Crystal’s pale ass. My palm tingled as I raised it and then slammed my open hand down on her other cheek as hard as I dared. My girlfriend made a sound somewhere between a scream and a moan.

This was our first time trying kink together. It all started with a fight. Crystal and I were fighting a lot these days. About everything. We were both working from home in tight quarters and had been for more than a month now. I felt like a trapped rat in a concrete cage. That first week we were all lovey-dovey; you know, curling up on the sofa for kisses midday and sometimes even fucking in the afternoon. But about the middle of week two our relationship devolved into bickering about everything from how many days to leave packages outside to how many squares of toilet paper to use.

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