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Summer Lovin’: Seasonal Horniness Explained

You’ve probably noticed that, when the temperature surges, so does your libido—but why? Here comes the hot science. Although summer may not officially start until June 20, the temperature is already rising as fast as the hand of a straight-A student with daddy issues. With heatwaves, people inevitably show more skin, and even with some...

HUSTLER Classic: One Sweet Spread

Hey, did you know that June 16 is National Fudge Day in the United States?  Yeah, we didn’t think so. It’s a pretty obscure holiday, and a lot of us don’t even get the day off from work.  Plus, if you’re anything like us, you’re probably having trouble keeping track of what day it is...

Mope: A Grim XXX Moment Becomes a Gripping Feature Film

Not all stories worth telling have happy endings. In porn parlance, mopes are little more than cocks on call, earning a handful of bucks for fleshing out a scene in a XXX production, perhaps as part of a gangbang or bukkake scene. In between their infrequent, low-paying shoots, they tend to work dead-end jobs or,...

Blondes on Blondes

There are few sights more eye-pleasing than a hot blonde—and those few sights would include two hot blondes going to town on each other in a state of sexual abandon. With that in mind, HUSTLERMagazine.com is here to brighten your day with a pictorial celebration of fair-haired beauties pairing up and getting down. Enjoy! Tiffany...

HUSTLER Classic: Doing Unto Others

Acts of kindness seem to be in short supply these days. Turn on the news, and you’re barraged with reports of cruelty, selfishness and inhumanity. Oh, and an ongoing health pandemic with a death toll that’s still mounting.  In these relentlessly bleak times, perhaps it will help to look back at a particularly life-affirming pictorial...

Roe v. Wade in Trump’s America

Black radical feminist and reproductive justice rights advocate Jessa Jordan details her own abortion experience, the reality of modern feminist approaches to activism and what we must do to salvage women’s rights in the age of Trump. It’s nearly 11 p.m. on January 21, 2018, when my phone’s screen illuminates with a new iMessage notification....

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Abella Danger

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we highlight Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! (And sometimes more than twice; we know a good thing when we see one.)  In this edition, we explore one Danger that you don’t want to avoid—Abella Danger.  Danger has become one of the most popular XXX sirens of the...

Porn and Race: An Uneven Past, a Promising Future

As protesters flood the streets seeking equal justice for all, the XXX industry likewise looks at correcting longstanding injustices. In Paul Schrader’s 1979 film Hardcore, George C. Scott plays a conservative Midwestern businessman searching for his daughter, who has disappeared into Southern California’s porn underground. Hunting down leads, he poses as a producer of adult...

A HUSTLER Parade of Pink

National Pink Day comes just once a year, but these wide-open Honeys will have you coming over and over again. There doesn’t seem to be a lot to celebrate lately, but today is June 23—also known as National Pink Day. Which seems like a perfect cause for celebration! According to the National Day Calendar, the...

Ron Jeremy Charged With Additional Sexual Assault Counts by Los Angeles DA

The adult-film star denies the charges, saying that he “can’t wait” to prove his innocence. UPDATED August 31, 2020: The Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office said Monday that the criminal complaint against adult-film actor Ron Jeremy has been amended to include 20 additional sexual assault counts, involving 13 women and dating back to 2004. ...

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Busty Brunette Bonanza Part II

Need a little pick-me-up to get you through the midweek doldrums? How about some big pick-me-ups to give you a lift? Prepare for your Wednesday to improve by leaps and bounds—and if you still need more after this, make sure to check out our first Busty Brunette Bonanza! Noelle Easton: Undercover (March ’16 HUSTLER) Brooklyn...

Hardcore Comedian Sally Mullins Takes It ‘Sleazy’ on Amazon

The stand-up comic/porn star will keep you laughing hard with her new special Sleazy Does It With Sally Mullins. If you’re like most of us still existing under stay-at-home orders, chances are that you’re in desperate need of three things right now: Something new to stream, a few good laughs and a bit of sexy...

Safety Dance

Will strip clubs ever be the same after COVID-19? America, this is not a drill: we are fucked. And when things are this out of control, “back to normal” is a very dangerous sentiment to hang your hat on. Whether we experience a Hail Mary miracle or not, no matter how this ends, life after...

Playing Footsie

An ode to the perfect ped: If you’re anything like us, you find steppers exciting, soles sensual, toes and arches—well, endlessly arousing. So we gave ourselves a gift. We combed through the last decade of delightfully delicious foot-centric pics and picked our favorites. We hope you enjoy the results as much as we enjoyed the...

HUSTLER Classic: Diddler on the Roof

A rooftop view overlooking the city can be quite breathtaking. Especially when that view includes a smoking-hot piece of ass who’s eager to ride your cock like a pogo stick.  Such was the case with the subject of today’s HUSTLER Classic, the smoldering  September ’03 pictorial “Avy & Dan: Roofies.”  The photo-spread, lensed by photographer...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Bailey Rayne

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice (and sometimes more than twice, because we know a good thing when we see it). Today’s showcase sexpot: The delightful and enchanting Bailey Rayne. The first thing you’ll notice about this beautiful Indiana native is, well, her beauty. But there’s...

HUSTLER Classic: Booty Parlor

As America begins to slowly (and, hopefully, cautiously) reopen amid the coronavirus pandemic, there are certain activities that many of us are looking forward to engaging in again. Having a nice sit-down meal in our favorite restaurant. Maybe going to see a movie on the big screen again.  And finally—finally!—getting our hair done.  Whether you’ve...

Brian Posehn: Metal Maniac

At 6-7, comic Brian Posehn looks menacing. Until he opens his mouth. His voice instantly disarms you. He reminds you of your best buddy—you know, the guy you hung out with in high school who used to work at the skateboard shop and record store. Why? Because he was that guy. He worked at those...

Paul Booth: Marked For Death

Paul Booth has created a legacy that spans three decades and has left its indelible mark on the worlds of dark art, tattooing, heavy metal and alternative culture. His domain, Last Rites Gallery and Tattoo, stands strong in Manhattan, amidst a citywide wave of gentrification. Taking time out from his manic schedule, Booth spoke with...

Meg McNiel: Traditional Badass

With her bright colors, bold lines and timeless designs, tattoo artist Meg McNiel puts on a master class in old-school ink slinging. We step into her parlor to find out her secret. Meg McNiel has been cranking out some of the most badass vintage American traditional tattoos for so long now that she’d actually forgotten...

Taking Liberty

Politics makes strange bedfellows, the old saying goes. One of the most frequent of those bedfellows, at least in the pages of HUSTLER, is Lady Liberty. She might historically be known for seeking the tired, poor and huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but in America’s Magazine, she’s hooked up with the rich and powerful...

Asa Akira: A Bad Day

I was supposed to fuck my husband that day. To be more precise, I was supposed to fuck my husband that day for money. It was the first day on the set for my new showcase movie, title yet to be determined. I had shot numerous showcase movies before, but this one was different, because...

Nuru Madness: One Perv’s Slippery Quest for a Smooth Happy Ending

To any man who appreciates a massage for which the denouement is a happy ending—meaning, I assume, all of us—“nuru” might be “next level” massage, as it entails, not just a random woman generously pulling your pud during a therapy session, but said woman lubing up her entire body with a mysterious Oriental oil and...

Stephanie Miller: Laughing Through the Pain

Radio host Stephanie Miller is in the vanguard of cutting edge comedy. Her attacks are political; her weapons: humor, satire and mockery. Miller proclaims, “Now every comedian is pressed into service. Whether it’s SNL’s Kate McKinnon, Stephen Colbert or Samantha Bee, comedians really are leading the resistance, because they’re speaking truth to power.” During her Sexy...

Long-Distance Domination

Domming Goes Virtual in the COVID-19 Era As many of us head into our third week of self-isolation and shelter in place, people are doing their damnedest to adapt in a world where contact is increasingly verboten. It’s one thing if you’re a graphic designer—working from home is a seamless transition—but a global pandemic is...

Founding Fathers, Funny Fuckers

With the 4th of July approaching, it’s time to celebrate the birth of the United States of America. And what better way to celebrate than with a few laughs? Join us now as we exercise our unalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of a good chuckle....

The Best Of Breasts

Huge, bouncing boomers! Enormous knockers! Giant boobies! Presenting the finest D-cup delights of the past five years. Now let’s motorboat. ...

Really Real Rob

The man’s fabulously honest and outrageously funny. For 30 years luminary Rob Schneider has been making us belly-laugh. He’s been a writer and performer on Saturday Night Live, a stand-up comic, an actor and a reigning member of Adam Sandler’s comic family. Now Schneider sits down with HUSTLER to talk about his Netflix hit Real...

HUSTLER Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. II

Yes. we know; the 4th of July is the big celebration this weekend. But July 5 has its own historical significance worth standing up and saluting. On this date in 1946, French clothing designer Louis Réard unleashed his new swimsuit design—dubbed the “bikini”—upon the world at a Paris swimsuit review. And thus a boner-inducing development...

Ask a Trans Woman: Korra Del Rio

Enjoy trans porn, but have some questions? Don’t worry; you’re not alone, and we’re here to help quench your burning curiosity.  Because you have questions, Korra Del Rio has answers. The XXX performer, a two-time Transgender Erotica Awards winner, has been a fan favorite since getting into the business in 2015. A native of Milwaukee,...

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