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Bucking Cowgirls: HUSTLER Honeys Saddle Up for a Sexy Ride

When it comes to a good time, these babes aren’t horsing around—or are they? Either way, the hot-to-trot beauties below will leave you yearning to take a rough ride. Yeehaw! Hayden Hawkens: Heartland Hottie (June ’12 HUSTLER) Jana Cova: Ride ‘Em, Cowboy (March ’03 HUSTLER) Anna Nicole Does Hannah Harper & Mercedez (December ’03 HUSTLER)...

HUSTLER Classic: Come on Barbee, Get Real Barfy

HUSTLER PARODY: The ad on this page is not real. It is a parody and not to be taken seriously.  Sometimes getting all dolled up has nothing to do with throwing on your cutest outfit and putting yourself together as best you can for a special occasion.  Case in point: This parody ad from the...

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Scouting for Joy

In many parts of the country, it’s that time of year again—that brief but fattening season when you can’t even do your grocery shopping without gangs of youths besieging you to buy their teeth-rotting wares.  We, know, right? Like there aren’t already enough people with their hands out in the thick of tax season?  Yes,...

Dale Bozzio: Life Is So Strange

Nearly 40 years after finding stardom, the trend-setting Missing Persons singer (and former HUSTLER model) is still rocking, with a new album and autobiography on the way—and yes, at age 65, she’d still pose nude for us.    “Life is so strange…” So went the lyrics to “Destination Unknown” by the iconic 1980s New Wave band...

An Escort’s Double Life

In this age of the gig economy, more and more of us are juggling multiple jobs. But what if one of those jobs involves illicit sexual activity? How do you prevent those two worlds from colliding? What about managing your time and headspace while bouncing between a day gig and trick-turning? We spoke to a...

HUSTLER Classic: Giving Readers a Helping Hand

You have to hand it to whoever came up with this ad—it’s an image that definitely grabs you.  One of the most iconic photos in HUSTLER history came not from its uncompromising editorial content or from one of its mouthwatering pictorials, but rather an ad that ran in the early issues of America’s Magazine.  The...

Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part III

Hello, nature lovers! And girl lovers! And girls-in-nature lovers! Welcome to the third installment of “Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild,” which is certainly a charm for those who enjoy their hotties al fresco! No need for binoculars on this expedition—we made sure the view is already crystal-clear for you. And when you’re done here,...

HUSTLER Classic: Set Phasers to Stunning

HUSTLER has had its share of out-of-this-world photo-shoots throughout its decades-long history. But America’s Magazine truly took its readers to the final frontier with its June ’80 issue. The June ’80 issue was particularly marked by the influence of science fiction. In addition to featuring renowned sci-fi author Theodore Sturgeon as its book reviewer, it...

Good News, Playboy Readers!

The coronavirus claimed another victim on Wednesday, when it was announced that the U.S. print edition of Playboy had been put on ice for the remainder of the year—and, it seems, for eternity, at least in its regular form.  In an open letter posted on Medium, Playboy Enterprises CEO Ben Kohn said that this year’s...

Porn and Coronavirus: How XXX Performers Are Coping

COVID-19—aka coronavirus—has brought the world to a halt, and for many that includes income. The sex-worker community is no exception. We reached out a number of adult-industry performers to see how they’re weathering the storm.  HUSTLERMagazine.com: How are you coping with self-isolation so far? Are you feeling a bit of cabin fever, or are you...

HUSTLER Classic: A Totally Rockin’ Photo-Shoot

Fer sure! For its 10th anniversary, HUSTLER Magazine definitely decided to scale new heights when it came to giving its readers a thrill.  The Centerfold shoot for the July ’84 issue of America’s Magazine was big in more ways than one. First off, it featured a life-size Centerfold of the model, Hillary. The theme of...

Strap-On Sirens: HUSTLER Honeys Stick It to Each Other

No penis? No problem! When these babes crave a probing encounter, they skip the dudes and harness their desires in other ways. Dayton & Tawni: “Golden Pink,” June ’19 HUSTLER Eva Angelina & Adriana Sephora: “Perfect Sluts,” August ’16 HUSTLER Celeste & Alexis: “Skin to Skin,” March ’12 HUSTLER Becky & Jaden: “Knotted & Nice,”...

March Muff Madness

The NCAA basketball tournament might have fallen victim to the coronavirus this year, but the folks at Mr. Skin are keeping bracketology alive in a most sexy way. The NCAA basketball tournament and the brackets that come with it might be among the victims of the coronavirus this year, but fear not: In this time...

HUSTLER Classic: Schooling the President

HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. It is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously.  Sure, a growing number of schools are closing their doors for the time being thanks to a pandemic with no end in sight—but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little history lesson right here, does...

Sex Boot Camp Vol. 2: Spit or Swallow?

We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement. Let the experts—aka porn stars—show you the way. HUSTLERMagazine.com is back with the second installment in our ongoing Sex Boot Camp series. (In case you missed our inaugural edition last week, you can read it here.) Today we’re examining what to do...

She Said What?!!? Porn Stars’ Best Tweets

Nuggets of social-media wisdom and humor from Missy Martinez, Abella Danger and more Typically, porn actresses are known for their ability to raise cocks, but on occasion they also raise eyebrows — and nowhere is that truer than on Twitter. When they’re not promoting their latest scenes or dodging/doing battle with maladjusted trolls, many XXX...

Love in the Time of Coronavirus

With social distancing and quarantining becoming the new normal, we look at how people are (and aren’t) getting it on in these trying times. At this stage in life under the COVID-19 lockdown, we’re all familiar with the phrase “social distancing.” But if we’re all supposed to stay six feet away from each other, how...

HUSTLER Classic: Gunning It

In a typical porn pictorial, if anything’s getting fired off, it’s a hot, sticky load from the barrel of a fleshy cum-cannon. But the August ‘84 HUSTLER blew readers away with a pictorial that packed serious heat in more ways than one.  Captured by photographer Clive McLean, “Lorelei: Riding Shotgun” shared the tale of a...

Big Babies: A Guide to Age Play

Role-playing in the bedroom can be naughty fun—anyone who’s ever played doctor-and-patient, or pretended that their partner is a stranger to enact a random pickup scenario, can attest to that.  While the above forms of role-play are fairly common, another type of make-believe, age play, resides in the fringes of Fantasy-Land. Still, the practice of...

HUSTLER Classic: When In Rome

With its incredible architecture and rich history, Rome is rightfully known as a sightseer’s paradise. Unfortunately, with the coronavirus pandemic hitting Italy particularly hard and the country under heavy lockdown, it’s not so easy to enjoy the Eternal City’s scenery these days.  Might we offer these breathtaking views as an alternative in the meantime?  Published...

Sex Boot Camp Vol. 3: Taking Perfect Nude Selfies

We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  HUSTLERMagazine.com wants you to have better, more enjoyable sex every time. It makes for better hookups, better relationships and better fun for everyone! In this, the third installment of our weekly Sex Boot Camp series, we look at what it takes to...

Ian Parkin: The Tattoo King of Kinky Ink

These days, Ian Parkin’s art is a well-known—and borderline pornographic—commodity. As one of the top tattoo artists in the United Kingdom, the owner of Inkslingers Tattoo in Newcastle upon Tyne crafts art that’s virtually guaranteed to offend churchgoing grandparents even more than tattoos already do, and people love him for it. But while he may...

HUSTLER Classic: One Sweet Vette

Honoring Vicky Vette, a XXX superstar who got her start in Beaver Hunt. The Beaver Hunt section of HUSTLER has been the birthplace of numerous epic moments in amateur nudity over the years. Few have them have resonated more deeply than the appearance of Vicky Vette, who would go on to become the Beaver Hunt...

Mammary Monday: Busty Blond Babes

No doubt about it, times are tough. And Mondays remain the most grueling day of the week. Allow us to take some of the weight off of your shoulders with a collection of light-haired maidens who are carrying around some pretty heavy things of their own. Brett Rossi: “Red-Hot” (July ’17 HUSTLER) Alix Lovell: “Blond...

HUSTLER Classic: Just Beachy

It’s springtime, and normally many Californians would be heading to the beach to play in the sun, sand and surf. Instead, most people are cooped up in their homes while they wait out the COVID-19 pandemic, and beach closures have been put into place in Golden State.  But while most of the nation is under...

Sex Boot Camp Vol. 4: Hit ’em With Your Best (Cum)Shot

Our panel of XXX-perts puts you on the path to becoming a load warrior. HUSTLERMagazine.com is no stranger to the occasional cumshot. What looks hotter than a beautiful facial, or a killer rack that’s been thoroughly glazed with gusto?  There’s just something undeniably hot about a well-orchestrated cumshot. The build-up and release of a powerful...

Artie Lange: Whistling Past the Graveyard

Artie Lange spent the better part of nine years as Howard Stern’s side kick and today is a regular on Judd Apatow’s HBO show Crashing. His newest best-seller, Wanna Bet? A Degenerate Gambler’s Guide to Living on the Edge, recounts the hilarious highlights of Lange’s life, as well as the lowlights, including drug busts and...

COVID-19: A Sexual Survival Guide

Self-isolation. Social distancing. The looming threat of societal and economic ruin. These are not exactly libido-swelling times we’re living in. But we’re here to help with some essential tips for staying safe, sane and sexually satisfied in the age of lockdown.  This is when shit gets real, folks. Many of us are heading into our...

HUSTLER Classic: Bunny Business

Typically, HUSTLER is in the business of putting Honeys on its covers, leaving the bunnies to that other men’s magazine. But the April ‘78 issue of America’s Magazine was a notable and dramatic exception to that rule.  As Easter loomed, HUSTLER weighed in on the increasing secularization of the holiday with a cover that surely...

Sex in Lockdown: Pegging for Mercy

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global crisis cannot crush the human sexual urge, and while social distancing rules might be in play, fuckers under lockdown are using the downtime...

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