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2019: The Year in Sex and Porn

’Tis the season for sober reflection and musings on the year that was … but frankly we’ve had just about enough of Trump, Taylor Swift and the impending ecological apocalypse. In assessing what truly mattered in 2019, we instead turn our attention to the incredible, beautiful and resilient women of adult entertainment—for theirs are the...

2019: The Year in Sex and Porn, Part II

We’re back with Part II of our year-end/rear-end roundup, and the votes are in: Social-media discrimination against sex workers can go suck a bag of dicks. But it’s not all doom and gloom as Romi Rain and Jenny Blighe sound off on the rise of female porn directors, nose fetishism and Cardi B’s AVN Awards...

New Year’s Sex Resolutions: Going Hard Into 2020

There’s always a sense of introspection when the end of another year comes around, but the end of a decade—and the beginning of a new one—is even more notable. It’s a time to reflect upon achievements, highlights and hopes. It’s also the perfect opportunity to clean house, cast out a few old habits and draft...

HUSTLER Classic: Showered With, Umm, Affection?

Well, this is one way to make a splash, for sure.  The June ’86 HUSTLER was particularly dripping with sexuality thanks to the pictorial “Golden Shower,” a kinky offering from photographer Clive McLean that sprinkled the pages of America’s Magazine with sly allusions to the practice of pee play.  The photo-spread stopped short of depicting...

HUSTLER Classic: Copping to a Sad Fact

HUSTLER’s conflicts with the legal system have been well-documented over the decades, but the relationship between America’s Magazine and the authorities hasn’t always been adversarial. In fact, the August ’76 issue of HUSTLER offered a downright sympathetic portrayal of law enforcement. Or, at least, of the officers tasked with protecting the public on the streets. ...

Maitland Ward: From Boy Meets World to XXX

If it’s rare for adult-industry performers to make the jump to a mainstream entertainment career, it’s perhaps even more unusual for mainstream actors to transition to XXX. So it’s not surprising that Maitland Ward generated massive attention recently for doing just that.  Ward, who is probably best known for her work on the ‘90s sitcom Boy...

Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part II

Can’t get enough of hot chicks getting naked and nasty in the great outdoors? We can’t either! And that’s why, hot on the heels of our photo-feature “Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild,” we’re taking you on another sexy safari with a second collection of HUSTLER Honeys frolicking alfresco. Enjoy the flesh-friendly field trip! Kiera...

HUSTLER Classic: Golden Girl

Never mind little green men; when it comes to space aliens, we’ll take a hot gold babe any day! The October ’82 HUSTLER had no shortage of notable photo-spreads. There was Shirley, the issue’s 50-year-old Centerfold (who, readers were told, was a “prime example of how Father Time can gracefully lead a woman to middle-age...

Sodiq Yusuff: UFC’s ‘Super’ Man Is Here to Throw Down

With his crowd-pleasing style and killer skills, the Contender Series veteran is becoming one of the leading lights of MMA’s wave of Nigerian fighters. When Dana White’s Tuesday Night Contender Series—later rechristened to Dana White’s Contender Series—was first announced in 2017, a lot of mixed martial arts fans were skeptical. The reality-show format that helped the UFC...

HUSTLER Classic: Tera, Tera, Tera!

Allow Tera Patrick to lift you—or at least part of you, anyway—out of the post-holiday doldrums with this white-hot blast from the past. The holidays are over, the decorations are put away, and if you’re like most people, right about now you’re probably settling into the grim reality that you’re in for a long stretch...

Wet, Hot & Naked: HUSTLER Honeys Get Splashy for Bath Time

When we were kids, bath time was a hated ritual that was only made bearable by the toys we were allowed to bring into the tub with us. As adults, hygiene-consciousness has made bathing a more tolerable activity—but having a plaything at hand still makes the process a lot more fun.  With that in mind,...

Hot Letters

The Sex Diet  I’m passionate about food. My favorite? Warm chocolate sauce dribbled in swirls up Liza’s thighs, topped by a mound of whipped cream in her pussy. Honey’s nice too. And I enjoy capping cherries, grapes or olives on my girl’s nipples. I nibble until my teeth are scraping and tugging on her tit...

HUSTLER Classic: America’s Magazine Does Australia

Deidre Holland doesn’t come from the Land Down Under, but she managed to make a significant cultural contribution to the continent in 1990 anyway.  Dutch-born porn star Holland put the “ass” in “ambassador” with a sizzling, Australia-themed pictorial in the February ’90 HUSTLER that might have done more to boost tourism in Australia than the...

Howie Gordon: XXX in Hindsight

As Richard Pacheco, he was a big star during the Golden Age of Porn. And with his massive memoir, he might now be the era’s chief historian. The Golden Age of Porn was a relatively brief but indelible cultural movement that took place roughly between 1969 and 1984. This was a time when adult entertainment...

Theotis Beasley: From Preteen Skate Nerd to Globetrotting Shred-Master

Once a young skating prodigy from Inglewood, California, Theotis Beasley now travels the planet as a professional boarding phenomenon. But he still keeps his feet on the ground—when he’s not performing his insane tricks. Moving to Southern California is all but a rite of passage for many world-class skateboarders. Maybe they make the move to...

Meet the New Girl: Brooklyn Gray…Red-Hot!

Don’t let the name deceive you—Brooklyn Gray is anything but drab. Though still new to the industry, this 20-year-old XXX phenom, who arrived on the porn scene like a ray of light earlier this year, is already making a name for herself with her spirited performances and top-shelf blowjob skills, as evidenced in titles such...

HUSTLER Classic: Anna Nicole Smith Milks It for America’s Magazine

During her career as a model and actress, Anna Nicole Smith was primarily known for her work in front of the camera; but, in 2003, she took a crack at applying her talents on the other side, resulting in a work that involved two hot chicks, a couple of sex toys and a lot of...

Kinky Kittens Part II: HUSTLER Honeys Whip Up Another Fetish Frenzy

Ropes, chains, skintight rubber bodysuits, blindfolds…if there’s one group that knows how to work the kinks in, it’s the women of HUSTLER. Following on our recent flesh-heavy fetish fest, we take another dive into the twisted world of offbeat turn-ons. Zara: Leather Dreams Jillian Janson: Bound to Please Becky & Jaden: Knotted & Nice Paula...

HUSTLER Classic: A Date With Destiny

HUSTLER has long been a beacon not just of sexual celebration, but of racial inclusion and diversity. Notably, the interracial photo-spread “Butch: A Black Stud and His Georgia Peach” in the December ’75 issue of America’s Magazine stood as a groundbreaking layout that was a defining moment for the publication in more ways than one....

HUSTLER Classic: Sasha Grey’s Criminally Hot Spread

If loving this Sasha Grey photo-shoot for HUSTLER is a crime, then lock us up and throw away the key.  Following her entry into porn, Grey became one of the rare XXX performers to break through to the mainstream entertainment industry. But in the January ’07 HUSTLER, Grey found herself in a not-particularly-glamorous situation: Sitting...

Short-Haired Sexpots: HUSTLER Honeys, Close-Cropped and Red-Hot

Long, flowing locks are great, but a sexy babe with a close-cropped hairdo is a special treat indeed. Check out some of our favorite Honeys who’ve cut things short and made us long. Bailey Bae: Wet (February ’15 HUSTLER) Pixie & Amber: Bed & Bath (June ’04 HUSTLER) Riley Nixon: Over the Edge (January ’17...

HUSTLER Classic: A Totally Trippy Spread

As the grunge era loomed, America’s Magazine gave readers a groove they could really get off on. Here’s a dose of nostalgia that will no doubt get you high—or at least give a rise to a certain part of you.  In its December 1991 issue, as the grunge era prepared to bury the world in...

I Watch Porn for a Living

Meet The Porn Dude, who tirelessly evaluates the internet’s adult content so you don’t have to waste time with subpar spank fodder.  If you’ve spent any amount of time on the internet, you’ve probably noticed one thing: there’s porn on it. Lots and lots of porn.  Of course, not all of it is quality porn,...

Lingerie Lovedolls II

Hot, half-naked babes wearing nothing but skimpy panties and bras are fantastic—and they’re even more fantastic when they slip out of their frilly intimates to reveal the goods underneath the undergarments. Make yourself comfortable and enjoy the view as Mia Malkova, Adriana Chechik and other half-dressed hotties slip out of their scanties for your pleasure....

HUSTLER Classic: To Hell With This Damned Chick

As we get deeper into the dreary winter months, you could probably use something to warm you up right about now, huh?  Well, how do the flames of Hell sound to you, buddy? Will that be enough to make you feel nice and toasty? And what if we throw in a scorching-hot chick on top...

She Said What?!?! Porn Stars’ Best Tweets

Nuggets of social media wit and wisdom from Missy Martinez, Kimmy Granger and more… Typically, porn actresses are known for their ability to raise cocks, but on occasion they also raise eyebrows—and nowhere is that truer than on Twitter. When they’re not promoting their latest scenes or dodging/doing battle with maladjusted trolls, many XXX vixens...

Brushing Up on Going Down: The Pros’ Guide to Eating Pussy

Not sure that you’re giving your partner the best when you’re giving her head? Don’t worry—these expert tips from XXX stars will help you lick those insecurities in a hurry. For decades, the wage gap between men and women has been a matter of fierce debate. But there’s another, equally important disparity between the genders...

AVN Awards 2020: XXX Superstars Sex Up the Red Carpet

Angela White, Stormy Daniels and many more porn notables look pretty hot with their clothes on, too. Regarded as the “Oscars of porn,” the AVN Awards annually celebrate excellence in the adult industry.  They also provide XXX performers with the opportunity to show that they look pretty fantastic with their clothes on, too.  This year’s...

Sport-Fucking: HUSTLER Honeys Play Serious Ball

Hello, sports fans! Sure, watching a close game of football or basketball is exciting. But throw in some hot babes who go the distance, and you have a sport where everyone’s a winner. Take a time-out and enjoy these athletic beauties as they show their team spirit.  Melody Max, Bunny Luv, Bronze, Brittany Skye &...

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