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Meet the New Girl: Daphne Dare, Renaissance Babe

Daphne Dare is a woman of many talents, both in front of and behind the camera—sometimes at the same time. In addition to her growing list of credits in such XXX fare as Barely Legal #169: 69ing My Stepsister and The Goo Place, this up-and-comer from Seattle is building an impressive body of work that includes her...

Horror Of Horrors! Does Art Imitate Life?

People often say, “The darkest hour is just before the dawn.” If that’s true, then the dawn is overdue. It doesn’t take a sociologist to see that Americans have been collectively edging closer to a nervous breakdown for at least 40 years. While not all people will agree on the exact moment that batshit crazy...

HUSTLER Classic: Take Me to Your Breeder

HUSTLER Magazine has never been afraid to “go there”—even when “there” is the far-flung depths of outer space.  Numerous pictorials in America’s Magazine have turned to the stars for inspiration over the years. There was the January ’91 offering “Mars Needs Pussy,” with its tale of stiff-loined alien abduction. And the December ’79 HUSTLER’s “Lust...

The JFK Files

HUSTLER’S RESIDENT JFK EXPERT REVISITS THE PRESIDENT’S ASSASSINATION FOLLOWING THE RELEASE OF OVER 19,000 FILES THIS YEAR AND DISPELS THE “LONE NUT” THEORY ONCE AND FOR ALL. For almost six decades now, the assassination of President John F. Kennedy has been a controversial tragedy haunting the American psyche. A majority of Americans remain convinced that...

HUSTLER Classic: The Texas Tunnel’s Grand Opening

In the January ’90 issue of America’s Magazine, a Beaver Hunt icon is born. Well, people do say that everything’s bigger in Texas.  Beaver Hunt is one of the most iconic sections of HUSTLER, and one of the most notable entries in the amateur photo contest came in the January ’90 issue of America’s Magazine....

HUSTLER Classic: Bald Is Beautiful

Attitudes regarding women’s hair—or lack thereof—have changed considerably over the decades. These days, famous beauties like Amber Rose, Natalie Portman and Lupita Nyong’o have made it acceptable—perhaps fashionable, even—to rock an extremely close-cropped coif. That’s a long way (baby) from the early ’90s, when singer Sinéad O’Connor, stunning as she was, caused as much of...

Missy Martinez’s Thanksgiving Guide to Food Sex

Stuffing isn’t just for turkeys; follow these tips and the next time you say, “Fucking leftovers again,” it will be with joy instead of disappointment. Leftovers: They shouldn’t just be a challenge for your five-year-old sweatpants to endure. What if you could take those morsels of carbohydrate-fueled goodness and utilize them in the bedroom? Yep,...

Support Your Local Strip Club

A Step-by-Step Guide to the Time of Your Life I n the wee hours of many tequila-scented mornings, through the soft haze of vape smoke and that infamous neon glow, I have grinded on my fair share of girlfriends, bachelorettes, wives, side pieces, sisters and moms. Hell, I’ve even twerked for Grandma. From girls’ nights...

HUSTLER Classic: A Close Shave

With the holiday season upon us, chances are you’re going to find yourself going to a dinner party or two over the coming months.  The odds of attending a dinner party that ends like this, however, are not quite so solid. Putting itself on the razor’s edge of modern grooming habits, the March ’76 HUSTLER...

HUSTLER Classic: Don’t Blow It

America’s Magazine delivers a powerful message about the perils of drug use. The 1980s had their share of anti-drug campaigns. There was the Partnership for a Drug-Free America’s “This Is Your Brain on Drugs” ad, with its egg-in-a-frying-pan metaphor that sparked numerous parodies. And the simplistic “Just Say No” campaign, championed by First Lady Nancy...

’Tis the Season (to Support Sex Workers)

Looking for a worthy cause to contribute to this holiday season? We have some suggestions for helping out marginalized pleasure providers during this time of giving.  December is a tough month on the wallet. Not only are you obliged to drop a mint on presents for loved ones, but it’s also the “giving season”—and every...

HUSTLER Classic: A Revolutionary Spread

America’s Magazine re-creates an especially important Christmas in American history. With the holiday season upon us, many of us are gearing up for a travel schedule that’s bound to be less than pleasant. Getting to the airport hours early. Enduring a soul-crushing security line that, best-case scenario, ends with a groping from a TSA goon...

Lust in Lockup: HUSTLER Honeys Stir Up Passion

Thanks to a certain unsavory segment of American society, “Lock her up!” has become a common chant in recent years. And while there’s nothing sexy about that, the erotic potential of women sharing confined quarters while under detention has been a hot topic for decades, as evidenced by the numerous women-in-prison films released over the...

Clown Kink: A Fetish That’s Nothing to Laugh At

If makeup-caked circus jokers put a tent in your pants, Slutty Spice is your new dream girl.  Everybody loves a clown. Well, not everybody. In fact, a lot of people find them to be downright scary—but fear has a funny way of creeping into our consciousness and doing things…strange and inexplicably arousing things. While the...

HUSTLER Classic: Jackie, Oh!

Former First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis is laid bare in America’s Magazine. Believe it or not, prior to the Trump Administration, it was extremely rare for the public to have access to nude photos of a First Lady. Granted, that’s just one of many standards that have changed since Trump took office, but still—it’s a...

The 12 Lays of XXXmas: A HUSTLER Holiday Gift Guide

Still searching for that sexy something to get that special someone in this season of giving? We’re here to help you fulfill your ho-ho-horny holiday needs.  The holiday season is all about treating ourselves and the ones we love to luxurious gifts and decadent delights. It’s also a great opportunity to make the most of...

Sabina Mazo: UFC’s Colombian Queen Kicks Royal Ass

Coming off a dominant victory in UFC 241, this flyweight phenomenon is determined to keep it real: “Faking things isn’t an option for me.” Sabina Mazo might be one of the bright young stars of the UFC’s women’s flyweight division after amassing a 7-1 record—including a world championship before the start of her UFC career—at...

Road-Tripping With Stoya

Photographer Steve Prue and I have a professional relationship that has yielded many spreads for brand-name girlie mags, a number of photosets for nude websites and a plethora of behind-the- scenes shots. We even published a book together, called Stoya x Team Rockstar. We’ve also been roommates for the better part of six years. When...

HUSTLER Classic: Stormy Daniels Joins the Circus

Who among us, when the pressures of modern life seem too much to bear, hasn’t fantasized about running away and joining the circus?  Well, allow us to add some more fuel to the fantasy, in the voluptuous form of Stormy Daniels.  No doubt many guys quickly moved to pull up their stakes when they received...

Amber Lynn: XXX Legend, Hardcore Advocate

A porn superstar discusses her work with the Adult Performers Actors Guild. You think Amber Lynn is passionate when she’s performing for the camera? Just get her started on the state of the adult industry.  In addition to being a XXX talent of legendary renown, Lynn is also a fierce advocate for her fellow performers’...

Meet The New Girls

HUSTLER is proud to introduce our beautiful, sleek new online experience: That’s right—the new and improved HUSTLERMagazine.com is now live! Full access to the complete 45-plus years of HUSTLER Magazine, plus fresh content delivered daily to your screen—sex tips from your favorite porn stars, hard-hitting coverage of the issues that matter to you most, behind-the-scenes...

Kendall Jenner’s HUSTLER Moment: A Deeper Look

Kendall Jenner, a HUSTLER reader?  That might be overstating things a bit, but it does seem that the model and Keeping Up With the Kardashians personality has more than a vague familiarity with America’s Magazine.  Jenner made headlines in December by offering an intriguing glimpse into the gift-giving practices of her inner circle—practices that apparently...

HUSTLER Classic: Snaky, Snaky

Talk about an animal attraction.  Normally preoccupied with the obsessive exploration of pussies, HUSTLER took a turn toward the herpetological in its April ’83 issue, via the pictorial “Shana: Snake Charmer.” Slithering across ten pages of the issue, the Clive McLean-lensed pictorial juxtaposed one of the most prized creatures on Earth—a hot young woman—with one...

Steel Panther: Metal’s Gods of Pussy Are Coming Hard for You

In this time of the Me Too movement, over-sensitivity and excessive political correctness, Steel Panther still rock out with their cocks out. As they have for over two decades now. The Sunset Strip hair-metal foursome’s new CD, Heavy Metal Rules, is packed with filthy, funny, blistering hard-rock chestnuts with titles like “Always Gonna Be a Ho,”...

HUSTLER Classic: The Smoking Gun

Well, there was nothing over-complimentary about this particular puff piece. Censors and hypocrites aren’t the only targets that HUSTLER has taken aim at virtually since its inception. Early on, America’s Magazine took a hard stance on the dangers of smoking in a campaign that included this graphic gem from the November ’76 issue.  It doesn’t...

Kinky Kittens: HUSTLER Honeys Whip Up a Fetish Frenzy

Modern life can be punishing. Increasingly merciless job demands. Hellish commutes. Bitter partisanship that turns Americans against each other. Why not take a break from all of that brutality with a dose of fun pain? You know—the kind of stiff punishment that leaves you rigid below the belt.  Go ahead; whip yourself into a frenzy...

Hot Streams: Porn Stars Reveal Their Binge-Worthy Obsessions

Riley Nicks discusses her Lynch-happy playlist, and Cherie DeVille tells the whole Bluth about her Arrested Development fixation. RILEY NICKS In the beginning there was darkness. Today, 13 billion or so years later, evolution has gifted us with Riley Nicks, the devilishly demented gamer queen and sex worker who’s taking teledildonics to strange new places. HUSTLERMagazine.com...

Rejoice, Your New Beaver of the Year Is Here!

Democracy in America might seem to be on some pretty shaky ground these days, but if there’s one arena where you know your vote will always count, it’s HUSTLER’s Beaver of the Year contest.  Once again the ballots have been tallied and a new victor has emerged: By a veritable landslide, HUSTLER readers proclaimed Ryan...

Ryan Taylor: All Hail Queen Beaver!

What a cause for celebration this week has been; in addition to the holidays bringing warmth and cheer to people everywhere, HUSTLER readers learned yesterday that a new Beaver of the Year has been named!  This year’s honors go to Ryan Taylor, a Denver denizen who charmed HUSTLER’s readership and beat out the competition to...

HUSTLER Classic: Birth of the Beaver Hunt

In July 1976, America was very much occupied with commemorating the birth of the nation with its Bicentennial celebration. As it turns out, America’s Magazine was giving birth to something pretty special at the same time.  The July ’76 HUSTLER, in addition to being the publication’s Second Anniversary issue, also marked the debut of the...

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