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HUSTLER Classic: A Close Shave
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HUSTLER Classic: A Close Shave

With the holiday season upon us, chances are you’re going to find yourself going to a dinner party or two over the coming months. 

The odds of attending a dinner party that ends like this, however, are not quite so solid.

Putting itself on the razor’s edge of modern grooming habits, the March ’76 HUSTLER served up “Alice: Bare Beaver,” the tale of a soiree that ended in a disagreement that might have turned hairy, had it not…well, gone in the exact opposite direction.

“It started with a disagreement after dessert,” the text accompanying the photos read. “‘A shaved pussy would never turn me on,’ said Richard. ‘I like my women to be soft and furry.’”

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