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Aisling Isolde: Transfiguration

Shock is in the eye of the beholder, but when Instagram banned the work of Australian artist Aisling Isolde, she gained a new, international audience for her raw, deglamorized eroticism. Come with us on a taboo-breaking journey beyond the hang-ups down under. HUSTLER: What’s it like to have your art banned? AISLING ISOLDE: I did...

Sex Superstars: Bewitching Brunettes

Back in our January issue HUSTLER featured Part One of our “Sex Superstars” series: “Blond Bombshells.” We labored long and hard over our selections and, in fact, almost came to fisticuffs over differing opinions. For some reason we thought it would be easier to select the most popular dark-haired beauties of the past decade. For...

Fucking Fun @ The Adult Entertainment Expo

It comes as no surprise that porn stars like to fuck and have fun. Nowhere is that more evident than the Adult Entertainment Expo, a celebration of sex held every January in Las Vegas. Everyone who is anyone in the adult industry gets together at the Hard Rock to greet their loyal fans and glad-hand....

Alex Gamsu Jenkins: Brute Style

The satirical surrealism of British artist Alex Gamsu Jenkins has appeared in Vice, Juxtapoz, HUSTLER and The New York Times. Join us in studio for a trip inside his subversive art and comic strips. HUSTLER: What was the first thing to make you really laugh? ALEX GAMSU JENKINS: There was a series that I first saw in 2007,...

How to Be a Porn Stud: Tips From Professional Dicks

Of course the thought has crossed your mind: You’re watching porn, enjoying the orgy or DP onscreen, and suddenly you start thinking, Hey, what a great job! I could do that! The lifestyle, the girls, all that sweet, sweet pussy and ass—hell, what’s not to love? And sure, being a male performer in the adult industry does...

Ginger Lynn: X-Rated Superstar

CLASSIC HUSTLER INTERVIEW BY DOUG OLIVER OCTOBER 1985 Even if you’d spent the past 18 months in a coma on life-support systems or in a cave in Outer Mongolia—or both—you’d probably still know who Ginger Lynn is. What’s more, you’d probably have jerked off dreaming about her. Lynn, the most-sought-after porn star in recent memory,...

Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson: The Anti Slut-Shaming Sluts of Guys We Fucked

If Howard is King, Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson must be the Queens of All Media: Their stand-up shows sell out theaters all across the United States; their book, F*cked: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That’s Screwed, flies off shelves; and their infamous podcast, Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast, has hit the...

Cumedy

I am a comic and a porn star. My goal in life has been to combine these two careers into a Chimaera of semen and giggles, and hopefully I’m doing a semi-decent job. Listening to comedians, with their never-ending gags and wit, it can be easy to forget that they too are flesh and blood...

Free Speech On The Ropes

The Establishment’s War on the Internet In George Orwell’s dystopian nightmare novel, 1984, a tyrannical future government brainwashes its impoverished citizens with lies and propaganda dispensed by the Ministry of Truth. No dissent is tolerated. The population is united only in hatred against archenemy Eastasia in a fabricated war that never ends, justifying all the austerity,...

She’s Got Game

XXX sensations and gaming fanatics Bailey Rayne and Cherie DeVille on Fallout 76 fail, Skyrim love and that “hideous” Sonic character design. BAILEY RAYNE Cam all night, edit video all day. When is a gal supposed to find time to spend with her beloved video games? If you’re Bailey Rayne, you make the time—yes, she actually books...

Meet the New Girl: Jada Doll, Museum-Quality Cutie

Jada Doll might not be a household name yet, but her profile is quickly rising, much like the dicks of viewers who’ve been lucky enough to see her in action so far.  And while Doll—whose credits since joining the industry in February include BARELY LEGAL #170: Summer Camp Virgins—is relatively new on the porn scene, she’s...

HUSTLER Classic: Three Cheers for the Red, White, Blue and Pink

America’s Magazine celebrates the nation’s Bicentennial by dropping an iconic cover on the world It would be difficult to overstate how big a deal the United States Bicentennial celebration was—or how important it was for the morale of a recently beleaguered America.  In 1976, the U.S. was emerging from a sustained period of turbulence that...

Jessica Jaymes, Former HUSTLER Contract Model, Dies

Jessica Jaymes, who served as HUSTLER Video’s first contract model, has died, a spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County Medical Examiner’s office confirmed to HUSTLERMagazine.com on Wednesday. She was 40. According to the medical examiner’s office, which identified Jaymes by her birth name, she was pronounced dead Tuesday at 4:20 p.m. after being found in...

HUSTLER Classic: A Dead-Sexy Pictorial

Death: It’s the ultimate turn-off, right? Nothing sexy about the prospect of an eternal dirt nap, is there?  Well, now, hold on a second—perhaps this topic deserves further examination before rendering judgment. Exhibit A: “The Naked…and the Dead,” an especially charged pictorial from the February ’78 HUSTLER.  By the time “The Naked…and the Dead” was...

Sex Drive: HUSTLER’s Hottest Honeys Get Auto-Erotic

Strap yourselves in, readers, because you’re about to go on a wild trip. This isn’t your typical Sunday drive, but there’s plenty of joy in this ride. Today HUSTLERMagazine.com is taking you on the road with some of our hottest Honeys as they get their motors running. Prepare yourselves for some tight curves that will...

Professor Richard Wolff: Socialism Explained

When the 2008 financial meltdown reignited interest in alternatives to capitalism, Professor Richard Wolff was thrust into the limelight. The Marxian economist and scholar appeared on national TV and radio programs hosted by Bill Moyers, Charlie Rose, Bill Maher and Amy Goodman. He spoke to standing-room-only audiences at universities, union halls and churches. The academic...

Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells II

In January ’19, we published the first part of our “Sex Superstars” series, showcasing eight stunningly beautiful blondes, women who represent the gold standard in the adult industry. We were wholly unprepared for the deluge of emails, some praising our selections, others complaining that their favorite was not featured. And so, in an effort to...

Meet the New Girl: Morgan Rain, Bratty Little Squirt

Morgan Rain might be a newcomer to the XXX industry, but she’s perfectly comfortable with being in charge—especially when it comes to men who need a good talking-down to in order to get their rocks off. When she’s not appearing in fare such as Barely Legal #170: Summer Camp Virgins, the 22-year-old “bratty little princess” might...

HUSTLER Classic: When Stormy Met Mary

That time Stormy Daniels and Mary Carey turned each other on, before turning the political world on its head. Politics makes strange bedfellows, the old saying goes. And sometimes very hot bedfellows, too. Case in point: the pictorial in the May ’03 HUSTLER featuring Stormy Daniels and Mary Carey.  When it was first published, the...

She’s Got Game

When porn vixens Romi Rain and Riley Nicks aren’t getting their fans all worked up, they turn to video games for a different kind of button-pushing action. Read on for Rain and Nicks’ takes on their current obsessions and all-time favorites. ROMI RAIN She’s an open-world girl who lives by her own rules, and that’s...

Bring Out Your Dead

THE ONE CERTAINTY IN LIFE IS THAT YOU WILL DIE. WHAT’S LESS CERTAIN IS HOW YOU WILL BE BURIED. WITH TRADITIONAL METHODS EXACTING A HUGE ENVIRONMENTAL TOLL, NEW OPTIONS INCLUDE ETERNAL REEFS, BODY FARMS, EVEN A TRANSFORMATION INTO RECORDS OR DIAMONDS. HUSTLER EXPLORES YOUR AFTERLIFE ALTERNATIVES. Funeral rites vary from country to country. In some...

Pet Selfies

Cuter than a bug’s ear, right? Follow us and your faves on Twitter @HUSTLERMag. And to check out our Honeys’ full-length layouts, call 800-763-8271 ext 7651 or go to HUSTLERMagazine.com.  ...

HUSTLER Classic: Dennis Hopper’s Girl-on-Girl Photo-Shoot Defines the Art of Porn

“Pornography is every great artist’s final dream,” Hopper said of his project for HUSTLER. “Whether it’s Goya, Gauguin, da Vinci, Michelangelo or Degas… they all did pornography.” In 1969, Dennis Hopper unveiled his directorial debut, the counterculture classic Easy Rider. And in 1984, the actor/director gifted the world with another groundbreaking work — but unlike...

Jamie Kennedy: Shooters Shoot

Jamie Kennedy has been around the block. Your block, your brother’s block, all the damn blocks. He’s earned his stripes in Scream, Romeo + Juliet, Three Kings and countless television and stand-up specials. He’s all about taking a shot, taking chances. Join us as we learn his secrets to scoring George Lucas for a booty...

HUSTLER Classic: We Had an Ass to Grind

America’s Magazine served up a big, beefy controversy with its June ’78 cover. A certain type of feminist, it seems, has always had a beef with pornography, and with HUSTLER in particular. And with its June ’78 issue, America’s Magazine served a heaping helping of beef right back to the self-appointed finger-waggers. In 1978, HUSTLER...

HUSTLER Classic: Spacing Out Over Pussy

Space: the final frontier. And, it turns out, the setting for a classic HUSTLER layout that was pretty out of this world.  In 1979, space travel, aliens and sci-fi in general were front and center in popular culture. Star Wars and Close Encounters of the Third Kind had sparked a widespread fascination with those themes a couple...

Better, Tighter, Wetter: Get the Pussy of Your Dreams

GENTLEMEN, INCREDIBLE SEX IS WITHIN YOUR REACH. LADIES, REMEMBER THAT PINK, TIGHT, ORGASMIC PUSSY OF YOUR TEENS? HAROLD LANCER, M.D., F.A.A.D., DOCTOR TO THE STARS, GIVES HUSTLER AN EXCLUSIVE ON A CUTTING EDGE VAGINAL REJUVENATION PROCEDURE—WITHOUT THE CUTTING. NO DOWNTIME. NO DOWNSIDE. JUST RADIOFREQUENCY ENERGY GENTLY HEATING THE TISSUES TO RESTORE TONE AND FUNCTION. WE...

HUSTLER Classic: America’s Magazine Goes to Prison

HUSTLER has had no shortage of legal entanglements since it first began publishing in 1974. In 1977, America’s Magazine took its brushes with the law to a whole new level, spending an entire issue behind bars.  The May ’77 HUSTLER—dubbed the Special Prison Issue—was a months-in-the-works project that took an interesting twist when, as it...

A Matter of Perspective: Behind Bree Mills’ Ambitious New Porn Thriller

HUSTLERMagazine.com speaks with Bree Mills, Angela White and Seth Gamble about playing dual roles, going to “very dark places” and crying with a boner.  There are two sides to every story, as the saying goes—and that concept is front and center in Perspective, the ambitious new adult film from writer/director Bree Mills. The new film, starring...

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