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Free Speech On The Ropes

The Establishment’s War on the Internet In George Orwell’s dystopian nightmare novel, 1984, a tyrannical future government brainwashes its impoverished citizens with lies and propaganda dispensed by the Ministry of Truth. No dissent is tolerated. The population is united only in hatred against archenemy Eastasia in a fabricated war that never ends, justifying all the austerity,...

She’s Got Game

XXX sensations and gaming fanatics Bailey Rayne and Cherie DeVille on Fallout 76 fail, Skyrim love and that “hideous” Sonic character design. BAILEY RAYNE Cam all night, edit video all day. When is a gal supposed to find time to spend with her beloved video games? If you’re Bailey Rayne, you make the time—yes, she actually books...

Meet the New Girl: Jada Doll, Museum-Quality Cutie

Jada Doll might not be a household name yet, but her profile is quickly rising, much like the dicks of viewers who’ve been lucky enough to see her in action so far.  And while Doll—whose credits since joining the industry in February include BARELY LEGAL #170: Summer Camp Virgins—is relatively new on the porn scene, she’s...

HUSTLER Classic: Three Cheers for the Red, White, Blue and Pink

America’s Magazine celebrates the nation’s Bicentennial by dropping an iconic cover on the world It would be difficult to overstate how big a deal the United States Bicentennial celebration was—or how important it was for the morale of a recently beleaguered America.  In 1976, the U.S. was emerging from a sustained period of turbulence that...

Jessica Jaymes, Former HUSTLER Contract Model, Dies

Jessica Jaymes, who served as HUSTLER Video’s first contract model, has died, a spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County Medical Examiner’s office confirmed to HUSTLERMagazine.com on Wednesday. She was 40. According to the medical examiner’s office, which identified Jaymes by her birth name, she was pronounced dead Tuesday at 4:20 p.m. after being found in...

HUSTLER Classic: A Dead-Sexy Pictorial

Death: It’s the ultimate turn-off, right? Nothing sexy about the prospect of an eternal dirt nap, is there?  Well, now, hold on a second—perhaps this topic deserves further examination before rendering judgment. Exhibit A: “The Naked…and the Dead,” an especially charged pictorial from the February ’78 HUSTLER.  By the time “The Naked…and the Dead” was...

Sex Drive: HUSTLER’s Hottest Honeys Get Auto-Erotic

Strap yourselves in, readers, because you’re about to go on a wild trip. This isn’t your typical Sunday drive, but there’s plenty of joy in this ride. Today HUSTLERMagazine.com is taking you on the road with some of our hottest Honeys as they get their motors running. Prepare yourselves for some tight curves that will...

Professor Richard Wolff: Socialism Explained

When the 2008 financial meltdown reignited interest in alternatives to capitalism, Professor Richard Wolff was thrust into the limelight. The Marxian economist and scholar appeared on national TV and radio programs hosted by Bill Moyers, Charlie Rose, Bill Maher and Amy Goodman. He spoke to standing-room-only audiences at universities, union halls and churches. The academic...

Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells II

In January ’19, we published the first part of our “Sex Superstars” series, showcasing eight stunningly beautiful blondes, women who represent the gold standard in the adult industry. We were wholly unprepared for the deluge of emails, some praising our selections, others complaining that their favorite was not featured. And so, in an effort to...

Meet the New Girl: Morgan Rain, Bratty Little Squirt

Morgan Rain might be a newcomer to the XXX industry, but she’s perfectly comfortable with being in charge—especially when it comes to men who need a good talking-down to in order to get their rocks off. When she’s not appearing in fare such as Barely Legal #170: Summer Camp Virgins, the 22-year-old “bratty little princess” might...

HUSTLER Classic: When Stormy Met Mary

That time Stormy Daniels and Mary Carey turned each other on, before turning the political world on its head. Politics makes strange bedfellows, the old saying goes. And sometimes very hot bedfellows, too. Case in point: the pictorial in the May ’03 HUSTLER featuring Stormy Daniels and Mary Carey.  When it was first published, the...

She’s Got Game

When porn vixens Romi Rain and Riley Nicks aren’t getting their fans all worked up, they turn to video games for a different kind of button-pushing action. Read on for Rain and Nicks’ takes on their current obsessions and all-time favorites. ROMI RAIN She’s an open-world girl who lives by her own rules, and that’s...

Bring Out Your Dead

THE ONE CERTAINTY IN LIFE IS THAT YOU WILL DIE. WHAT’S LESS CERTAIN IS HOW YOU WILL BE BURIED. WITH TRADITIONAL METHODS EXACTING A HUGE ENVIRONMENTAL TOLL, NEW OPTIONS INCLUDE ETERNAL REEFS, BODY FARMS, EVEN A TRANSFORMATION INTO RECORDS OR DIAMONDS. HUSTLER EXPLORES YOUR AFTERLIFE ALTERNATIVES. Funeral rites vary from country to country. In some...

Pet Selfies

Cuter than a bug’s ear, right? Follow us and your faves on Twitter @HUSTLERMag. And to check out our Honeys’ full-length layouts, call 800-763-8271 ext 7651 or go to HUSTLERMagazine.com.  ...

HUSTLER Classic: Dennis Hopper’s Girl-on-Girl Photo-Shoot Defines the Art of Porn

“Pornography is every great artist’s final dream,” Hopper said of his project for HUSTLER. “Whether it’s Goya, Gauguin, da Vinci, Michelangelo or Degas… they all did pornography.” In 1969, Dennis Hopper unveiled his directorial debut, the counterculture classic Easy Rider. And in 1984, the actor/director gifted the world with another groundbreaking work — but unlike...

Jamie Kennedy: Shooters Shoot

Jamie Kennedy has been around the block. Your block, your brother’s block, all the damn blocks. He’s earned his stripes in Scream, Romeo + Juliet, Three Kings and countless television and stand-up specials. He’s all about taking a shot, taking chances. Join us as we learn his secrets to scoring George Lucas for a booty...

HUSTLER Classic: We Had an Ass to Grind

America’s Magazine served up a big, beefy controversy with its June ’78 cover. A certain type of feminist, it seems, has always had a beef with pornography, and with HUSTLER in particular. And with its June ’78 issue, America’s Magazine served a heaping helping of beef right back to the self-appointed finger-waggers. In 1978, HUSTLER...

HUSTLER Classic: Spacing Out Over Pussy

Space: the final frontier. And, it turns out, the setting for a classic HUSTLER layout that was pretty out of this world.  In 1979, space travel, aliens and sci-fi in general were front and center in popular culture. Star Wars and Close Encounters of the Third Kind had sparked a widespread fascination with those themes a couple...

Better, Tighter, Wetter: Get the Pussy of Your Dreams

GENTLEMEN, INCREDIBLE SEX IS WITHIN YOUR REACH. LADIES, REMEMBER THAT PINK, TIGHT, ORGASMIC PUSSY OF YOUR TEENS? HAROLD LANCER, M.D., F.A.A.D., DOCTOR TO THE STARS, GIVES HUSTLER AN EXCLUSIVE ON A CUTTING EDGE VAGINAL REJUVENATION PROCEDURE—WITHOUT THE CUTTING. NO DOWNTIME. NO DOWNSIDE. JUST RADIOFREQUENCY ENERGY GENTLY HEATING THE TISSUES TO RESTORE TONE AND FUNCTION. WE...

HUSTLER Classic: America’s Magazine Goes to Prison

HUSTLER has had no shortage of legal entanglements since it first began publishing in 1974. In 1977, America’s Magazine took its brushes with the law to a whole new level, spending an entire issue behind bars.  The May ’77 HUSTLER—dubbed the Special Prison Issue—was a months-in-the-works project that took an interesting twist when, as it...

A Matter of Perspective: Behind Bree Mills’ Ambitious New Porn Thriller

HUSTLERMagazine.com speaks with Bree Mills, Angela White and Seth Gamble about playing dual roles, going to “very dark places” and crying with a boner.  There are two sides to every story, as the saying goes—and that concept is front and center in Perspective, the ambitious new adult film from writer/director Bree Mills. The new film, starring...

HUSTLER Classic: Certifiably Hot

America’s Magazine captivates readers with a girl-girl spread guaranteed to drive them around the bend.  Who among us hasn’t felt that we’re losing our minds at least a little bit once in a while? And what can drive a person wild faster than the sight of two hot chicks going to town on each other? ...

Sex Under The Starrs

HUSTLER: First of all, how can I swear in Polish? NATASHA: Pinga suka dziwka kurwa szmata. It’s like bitch, slut, ho, every word that you can imagine—so it’s five words, the baddest ones.   You were both born in Poland? NATALIA: Yes, Ostrów Mazowiecka. NATASHA: I was 12 and a half when we came here,...

Make It Rain

THIS GIG IS NO JOKE. STRIP CLUB DJS DESERVE YOUR RESPECT. THE GOOD ONES AT LEAST. THEY’RE THE HEROES WHO TIE IT ALL TOGETHER. THEY DEAL WITH CUSTOMERS AND MANAGEMENT, ALL WHILE TALKING ON THE MIC AND PROGRAMMING MUSIC FOR DOZENS OF DANCERS. BEING A SUCCESSFUL STRIP CLUB DJ IS A BALANCING ACT OF THE...

Inside ‘Coming Out Like a Porn Star’

INSIDE COMING OUT LIKE A PORN STAR with Jiz Lee • interview by Amanda Ferguson   HUSTLER: Was it difficult getting people to share their stories with you? JIZ LEE: A few years ago I started talking to my peers about coming out. Just getting advice and comparing notes about things like coming out to your children...

Meet the Litas

MEET MEMBERS OF THE ALL-FEMALE LOS ANGELES MOTORCYCLE GROUP, THE LITAS, AT THE TOP OF ELYSIAN PARK. THE GROUP’S UNASSUMING SPOKESWOMAN, JEN REGAN, CHOSE THE SPOT, WHICH IS USUALLY INHABITED BY JOGGERS OR TEENAGERS WHO WANT TO SUCK FACE TO THE DOWNTOWN SKYLINE. BUT IT’S EARLY ON A FRIDAY MORNING, SO IT’S JUST THE LITAS...

Badass Biker Babes

As a wise motorcycle enthusiast once said, “The only thing better than a streetbike is a woman riding one.” In honor of National Motorcycle Ride Day, we bring you the hottest things on two wheels.  Kagney Linn Karter One look at Kagney’s bike will tell you that she’s not a crotch rocket kind of gal....

HUSTLER Classic: Jenna Jameson’s Smoking-Hot Spread

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But not when it’s planted between the lips of Jenna Jameson. Then it becomes an object of intense envy.  It’s difficult to imagine a time when Jameson wasn’t regarded as a legend of XXX. But such was the case when she appeared in the November ‘94 HUSTLER, in...

Always Hungry: Jesse Jane’s Oral Fixation

Simply put, this XXX dreamgirl likes putting things in her mouth. Jesse Jane has been a porn superstar for nearly a decade. In the adult industry that’s the equivalent of having a career like quarterback Brett Favre’s. But as far as Hall of Fame candidates go, the Digital Playground bombshell wins hands-down. My latest HUSTLER...

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