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Kid Poker: Daniel Negreanu

DANIEL NEGREANU LAUGHS. HE LAUGHS A LOT. AND WHY SHOULDN’T HE? THE MAN THEY CALL KID POKER HAS WON SIX WORLD SERIES OF POKER BRACELETS (AT PRESS TIME), IS THE ONLY TWO-TIME WSOP PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND HAS MORE POKER TOURNAMENT WINNINGS THAN ANY OTHER PERSON IN HISTORY. AS THE GAME’S MOST POPULAR PLAYER,...

Striptastic!

STRIPTASTIC! is a coffee-table book of illustrations, interviews and data collected from a survey Jacqueline Frances conducted with nearly 300 strippers from around the world. It’s a full-color, 150-page educational (and certainly entertaining) journey through the days and nights of life as a stripper. Order it today on Amazon, or visit JacqTheStripper.com to purchase your...

Below the Rust Belt II

IN 2014 A FLEDGLING HUSTLER REPORTER SLIPPED UNDERCOVER TO DISCOVER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO WORK AS A STRIPPER. THIS IS HER SECOND REPORT IN THREE LONG YEARS. SHE HAS NEVER RETURNED TO THE OFFICE.   I’m genuine, yet professional,” I say to the totally oblivious customer drinking vodka sodas at the bar. “And I’m...

Your Daly Dose

When was the last time Fabio cornered you on the power of protein? Or you got paid to be Bill Murray? Or totally fooled the world into thinking that you were the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Such are the life and times of comedian Jon Daly, costar of Showtime’s new series I’m Dying Up Here...

Along Came Poly

If monogamy works, why is the divorce rate pushing 50%? Today enjoying a relationship with multiple partners is more accepted than ever. It’s called polyamory, and it promises love without limits. It was morning, and Denise was looking forward to the sublime satisfaction of daytime sex. Her naked body was entangled with her boyfriend’s in...

Sick Nick

NICK SWARDSON FIRST ROLLED HIS WAY INTO OUR HEARTS AS STREET MEAT IN RENO 911! AND CONTINUES TO BARE HIS PLUCKY SOUL IN ADAM SANDLER’S FINEST FLICKS. RENOWNED FOR RAUNCHY TRUTHS VIA GAY ROBOT, SWARDSON’S BRAND OF HUMOR IS IN-YOUR-FACE FUNNY. AFTER TWO SOLID DECADES IN THE COMEDY GAME, NICK POPPED BY HUSTLER FOR A...

Kimber Kicks Ass

Kimber Woods is about to kick a man’s ass—and he will be thankful for it.  As porn starlet and third-degree karate black belt Woods prepares to put her martial-arts skills to the test, her fists punch holes in the air with swift, silent power. Her petite body morphs from one pose to the next with...

How to Be a Porn Star…Director…Agent

IF YOU THINK PORN IS ALL ABOUT SHOWING UP AND FUCKING, THEN YOU’RE DEEPLY MISINFORMED. THE TRUTH IS, ADULT ENTERTAINMENT—WHETHER YOU’RE A PERFORMER, DIRECTOR OR AGENT— IS A DEMANDING AND UNPREDICTABLE MISTRESS, WHERE ONLY THE SHREWDEST AND MOST PERSISTENT ENDURE. THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? Porn is an industry—and a competitive one at that....

12 Lays of Christmas

The assignment: to review hundreds of sex toys in an effort to hand-select for our readers the best, hottest XXX gifts of the season. Our hard-working staff devoted umpteen hours of research to achieve countless orgasms. Sure, we’re a little sore, but to be honest, it was the best goddamn assignment of our lives! In...

Eternal Life: Cryonics & the Science of Antiaging

A scientific revolution in antiaging and life extension is underway, and the focus is not only on retarding the aging process, but also on curing or reversing disabilities— regenerative medicine. Through cell therapy, tissue engineering and even bionics, real possibilities exist to extend life. For those currently dying of illness or disease, cryonics—or the preservation...

Private Nudes

Sneak an exclusive peek at a refreshingly candid collection of snapshots from Italian fashion photographer Leonardo Glauso. His new book, Private Nudes, celebrates beauty, spontaneity and innocence. We capture a glimpse into the everyday lives of young, alluring women. Erotically charged in their simplicity, his photos are altogether powerful. Private Nudes is available on GoliathBooks.com...

In a Heartbeat: Keisha Grey

It’s early on a Saturday afternoon, and Keisha Grey, star of I Love My Sister’s Big Tits 6, Mandingo Sandwich and Anal Hotties, is currently pursuing another passion at her Southern California abode: playing the cello. Naked. As she delicately fingers its thick shaft and draws her bow against the cello’s strings, it emits a...

Stage Fright: Notes From a Fan Blowbang

MASKED MEN LOUNGE AROUND THE LOBBY OF THE EROTIC HERITAGE MUSEUM IN LAS VEGAS. TWO LUCHADORES STAND LIKE BODYGUARDS ON EITHER SIDE OF A MANNEQUIN MADE TO RESEMBLE DONALD TRUMP. A MIDDLE-AGED LONE RANGER RECLINES ON A ROMANESQUE BED SURROUNDED BY ENORMOUS STONE PHALLUSES AS BEDPOSTS. A MAN IN A SKI MASK AND ANOTHER MAN...

Brooke Candy

“SO KEEP ON PUSHING YOUR POSITION, AND MAKE ’EM SWALLOW UP YOUR VISION, ANOTHER ORGANIZED RELIGION, DUMB DE DUMB DUMB THEY ALL FALL DOWN.” —“WAR” “SO TAKE YOUR CAPITALIST INTEREST AND MAKE AMERICA YOUR BITCHES.” —“WAR” Working with Todd was so amazing. He’s a close friend and such a lovely and talented human being. I...

The World Is Flat!

“The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction (i.e., the reality of experience) and the distinction between true and false (i.e., the standards of thought) no longer exist.” —Hannah Arendt, political philosopher, 1951 If you would have told...

#AskMissy: Buttholes Are Funny

HUMOR. SEX. THE TWO RARELY GO HAND IN HAND—UNLESS YOU KICK YOUR PARTNER IN THE FACE WHILE SWITCHING POSITIONS. I TRY TO FIND THE HUMOR IN EVERYTHING. ENTERING THE ADULT INDUSTRY NINE YEARS AGO WAS NO EXCEPTION. FOR THOSE OF YOU UNFAMILIAR WITH ME (SHAME ON YOU, FIRST OF ALL), I’M VERY ACTIVE ON THE...

Behind the Sex @ the Adult Entertainment Expo

ONCE A YEAR EVERY ESTABLISHED AND ASPIRING PORN STAR IN THE INDUSTRY CONVERGES ON SIN CITY FOR THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT EXPO, THE ULTIMATE CELEBRATION OF PORN, HELD AT THE HARD ROCK HOTEL & CASINO. IT’S A CHANCE FOR SUPERFANS TO SHAKE HANDS WITH THE QUEENS OF THEIR WETTEST DREAMS. THE WEEK OF MEET-AND-GREETS, NONSTOP PARTIES...

Hot Letters

Twenty minutes to twelve. I glanced around me and saw couples tucked into booths; crusty, dusty regulars lined up at the bar; band groupies swaying and gyrating on the dance floor— and tons of schmucks just like me. Fuck, I was horny. The prospect of pussy was really the only reason I’d gone out this...

Black Magic & Murder: The Underbelly of Crime

News stories that sound like horror movies. Dismembered corpses and desecrated graves, children sold off for ritual and the ghastly reality of human sacrifice. There are few mysteries left in the 21st century. The occult is one of them. Black magic and evil forces still have the power to terrify, control and in some cases...

Hot Letters

Crash! Startled awake by the sound of shattered glass, I began screaming. A huge, meaty hand clamped over my mouth. The room was too dark to see much—a black wool-cap mask, a bulky coat. I could tell he was big by his burly shoulders and the weight of him on the mattress. A deep, very...

Hot Letters

 Lilly’s long, slender legs were wrapped around my neck, and I was feasting on her pussy. It was a perfect pink pussy, with smooth, fat cunt flaps and a sensitive love trigger. Slit juice was streaming down my chin. I slid two fingers in alongside my tongue to tickle the girl’s G spot, and she...

Hot Letters

I about fell out of the closet when she started rimming him. She was tonguing my husband’s ass crack, licking all over his butt. Then finally she pushed her taster into his rosebud. I could see everything from where I was jammed between some dresses, peeking out of a two-inch crack at my husband and...

World War III: Oops, Game Over

LAST JANUARY HAWAII’S 1.5 MILLION CITIZENS WERE PANICKED BY A DOOMSDAY ALERT BROADCAST ON THEIR PHONES, TVS AND RADIOS: “BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.” WITH TENSIONS OVER NORTH KOREA’S NUCLEAR MISSILE TESTS AT A FEVER PITCH, MOST ASSUMED THE INCOMING MISSILES WERE NUCLEAR TIPPED. SOBBING PEOPLE...

Red Alert

Fiery and fierce, a redhead is unforgettable. She demands attention, is impossible to ignore. Lucille Ball maintained, “Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.” Through the years we’ve fallen hard for magnificent gingers more times than we can count. Selecting favorites this month prompted intense...

Extremely Normal?

Triple anal, blowbangs and piss-boarding—is extreme porn the new normal? Five top performers weigh in on the undeniable popularity of this genre. Charlotte Sartre is smiling. The kind of smile synonymous with sublime joy, where everything is as it should be in the universe. She stares serenely into the camera, her pretty face mashed into...

Scared Stiff: Truly Terrifying Tales

Gather close, and prepare to be scared out of your skin! It’s a true celebration of terror as you’re guided through the world’s most notorious, sensational, horrifying stories—from urban legends to hauntings to real-life chillers that will make you shiver and keep you up at night. Boo! PART ONE: CAMPFIRE CLASSICS  CITY OF ANGELS? Every...

Twisted Tricks: Ten Odious Ideas for 10/31

Halloween’s history is older than that godforsaken, stale candy corn people still insist on handing out every year. To be fair, there are really two histories of Halloween. There’s the very old, very pagan mishmash of rituals that date back centuries and are the foundation on which Halloween is built, and then there’s the sexy-nurse-costume...

Where’s the Love? Dating in the Digital Age

DATING CAN BE A REAL CHORE THESE DAYS, WHAT WITH ALL THE SWIPING LEFT AND SWIPING RIGHT. WHAT SHOULD BE EXHILARATING AND FUN CAN SOMETIMES BECOME A STRESSFUL NIGHTMARE. CASE IN POINT, CHECK OUT THE FOLLOWING REAL-LIFE HORRIFIC ACCOUNTS OF 21ST CENTURY ROMANCE. TEXTUAL RELATIONS ­How often do you text someone? Research suggests that the...

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