The assignment: to review hundreds of sex toys in an effort to hand-select for our readers the best, hottest XXX gifts of the season. Our hard-working staff devoted umpteen hours of research to achieve countless orgasms. Sure, we’re a little sore, but to be honest, it was the best goddamn assignment of our lives! In the end, 12 toys won out to receive our highest raunch recommendation. Stuff your stockings with these top-rated presents, and enjoy the happiest of fucking holidays!
JOPEN CALLIE VIBRATING MINI WAND
Voted “Most Stylish” by Cosmopolitan magazine. Voted “Most Orgasmic” by HUSTLER. This sleek, sensual toy is a work of art. Is it a wand? Is it a vibe? This versatile toy is actually both! Travels easily; plus it’s 100% waterproof for those super-steamy 30-minute showers. $60
THE RABBIT COMPANY COME HITHER RABBIT
This baby has a motion like none other—two independent motors enable the shaft and the whiskers/ears to move together to stimulate G spot and clit simultaneously and trigger an intensity that keeps you on the edge, then pushes you right over into a trembling kind of heaven. Splash-proof and no batteries required. $200