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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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Kimber Kicks Ass
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Kimber Kicks Ass

Kimber Woods is about to kick a man’s ass—and he will be thankful for it. 

As porn starlet and third-degree karate black belt Woods prepares to put her martial-arts skills to the test, her fists punch holes in the air with swift, silent power. Her petite body morphs from one pose to the next with a fluid, effortless grace that borders on optical illusion. And then it’s butt-whooping time.

Within moments Woods—all five feet two inches of her—has her male opponent pinned to the ground, immobilized as her legs scissor around his upper torso. There is an upside to the swift shellacking Woods doles out, however—in his prone position, his face is mere inches from the pink flower nestled between her stems. Talk about the thrill of defeat.


HUSTLER: How did you get involved with karate?

KIMBER WOODS: I started in karate when I was ten, because I was badly bullied in school. I came home crying one day, and I told my parents that I wanted to kill myself—that’s how bad it was getting. My father wasn’t going to stand for it, so he took me to a karate school and signed me up. I remember that my mom freaked out, because I had been doing ballet, and I was her little porcelain doll. I wasn’t supposed to get hit or anything. And she was so not supportive for the first two years. Finally she went to one tournament. I won, and she was like, “Whoa, you’re so good at that!” She still can’t watch me fight, because that’s my mom, but she’s definitely into it.

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