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EVERY MONTH MR. FLYNT MEETS WITH THE HUSTLER EDITOR TO REVIEW CARTOONS, HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF CARTOONS. THEY ARE ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT ELEMENTS OF HIS MAGAZINE, A HIGHLY EFFECTIVE FORM OF SOCIOPOLITICAL COMMENTARY—NOT TO MENTION DOWNRIGHT HILARIOUS. TO SEE MR. FLYNT SMIRK DURING THE COURSE OF THOSE REVIEWS IS TO KNOW THE CARTOON...

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Zahra Stardust

ZAHRA’S VITAL FACTS HOMETOWN: Sydney, Australia AGE: 32 HEIGHT: 5-7 MEASUREMENTS: DD FAVORITE POSITION: Squirting in your mouth TWITTER: @ZahraStardustZahra Stardust is the 2014 Feminist Porn Awards Heartthrob of the year, 2014 Australian Adult Industry Awards Best Porn Actress and 2012 Eros Shine Awards Best Adult Star. She is an Australian Penthouse Pet and Ph.D....

London Keyes For President

IN THE UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, THE CANDIDATES ARE EITHER DULL OR CRAZY, AND THEIR PLATFORMS ARE A MIXTURE OF UNIMAGINATIVE, UNWORKABLE IDEAS. BUT VOTERS NEED NOT DESPAIR. POLITICALLY ACTIVE PORN STAR AND PATRIOTIC AMERICAN LONDON KEYES HAS A POTENTIAL FIX: CONSIDER HER AS A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.   “I can be an appealing alternate choice for...

Badass Beauty Pageants

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, WHEN WE ARBITRARILY PICK ONE LADY FROM EVERY STATE AND THEN RANDOMLY SELECT ONE OF THOSE AND DECLARE HER MISS AMERICA. OR IF STEVE HARVEY IS HOSTING, HE CROWNS WHATEVER GIRL’S NAME HE CAN PRONOUNCE REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE CARD SAYS. IT’S AN AMERICAN TRADITION. OVER THE YEARS THE...

The Naked…And The Dead

Some people are so scared by repression and guilt that they need an atmosphere of force or violence to become sexually aroused. They have been taught to believe that sex is evil, a sin, and that “the wages of sin is death.” Probably some people, seeing these photographs, will be erotically stimulated for the first...

Hel On Heels

“SHE DIPS HER TALON IN YOUR BRAIN AND STIRS THE CONTENTS IDLY, SMILES TO SEE YOUR AGONY, STOPS TO TRY THE TASTE OF PAIN. SAVOURING YOUR ESSENCE ON THOSE LIPS— THAT MOUTH AND YOU, LOST SOUL IN HEL YOU BEG HER TO BEGIN AGAIN TO DIP, TO STIR, TO TASTE AGAIN. YOU BEG TO BE...

Erik Griffin: Workaholic

Erik Griffin is a working man’s comic. He constantly hones his craft onstage. He loves the Clippers. He loves his mother. He’ll take his movie reviews from real people over critics any day. The man who brought Workaholics’ Montez to cult status recently stopped by our cubicles to talk about the president of comedy, what...

Brett Rossi: Heartstrings

Brett Rossi spots me outside of her Sherman Oaks apartment and waves me over. “Hi,” she says. “Welcome to my temporary humble abode.” She walks me through the gate to her front door, where I’m immediately bear-hugged by Sam, a huge yellow Labrador. Unbeknownst to Brett, I met her in 2011, when she waltzed into...

The American Whore

SIOUXSIE Q IS THE CREATOR AND HOST OF THE THE WHORECAST, AN ACCLAIMED PODCAST THAT SHOWCASES THE STORIES, ART AND VOICES OF AMERICAN SEX WORKERS. HER COLUMN “THE WHORE NEXT DOOR” APPEARS IN SF WEEKLY, AND HER FIRST BOOK, TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WHORE, IS NOW ON SALE EVERYWHERE. HERE’S A TASTE.   EXCERPT...

Chemtrails and Mind Control

They say you should not speak ill of the dead. But they, whoever they are, never met Bruce David. When the longtime Editorial Director of HUSTLER passed away in June 2016, messages flooded in from his former employees and coworkers, ranging from the obligatory “That’s sad” to “That’s good news!” to “He was an asshole,...

Cindy Starfall: Star Light, Star Bright

PORN IS A BUSINESS, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T HAVE FUN. SAVVY PERFORMER CINDY STARFALL HAS TURNED HER NAME INTO A PROFITABLE BRAND. SHE STARS IN VIDEOS, RUNS HER OWN WEBSITE AND STORE, DANCES AND WEBCAMS. THE PETITE BEAUTY CLEARLY LOVES HER JOB, ADORES SEX AND IS A DEVOTED SWINGER TO BOOT. HOOK UP...

Kurt Vonnegut Visits a Strip Club

NIGHT BEFORE LOUNGE IS LOCATED IN DOWNTOWN LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, AT 1035 M STREET. LAP DANCES ARE $20.   The following interview with Kurt Vonnegut took place at the Night Before Lounge, a gentlemen’s club in downtown Lincoln, Nebraska, on November 11, 1991. It was Vonnegut’s 69th birthday. My brother and I had arranged for the...

Mass Shootings USA

MASS SHOOTINGS IN AMERICA HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE THAT IT’S ALMOST NEWS WHEN WE GO A WEEK WITHOUT ONE. THE SHOCK VALUE DECLINES WITH EACH NEW EPISODE IN THIS BLOODY MINISERIES—UNTIL THE RECORD FOR NUMBER OF DEAD IS BROKEN YET AGAIN.   In 2012 the shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut (27...

Wheeler Walker Jr.

LIKE ROY ROGERS AND GENE AUTRY BEFORE HIM, WHEELER WALKER JR. IS A SINGING COWBOY. BUT UNLIKE YOUR GRANDDADDY’S HEROES, THIS HAT-WEARING HILLBILLY IS MORE LIKELY TO CROON TUNES LIKE “FUCK YOU BITCH” THAN “HAPPY TRAILS.” HIS DEBUT ALBUM, REDNECK SHIT, IS EXACTLY AS ADVERTISED: HILARIOUS, EXPLICIT COUNTRY SONGS ABOUT EVERYTHING FROM FUCKING, “CAN’T FUCK...

The Nude Elephant in the Room

LIVE FROM THE 2-1-5, JESSA JORDAN REPORTS ON HER LIFE AS A BLACK ANARCHIST STRIPPER DURING THE 2016 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION IN PHILADELPHIA. By day I bend light and arch limbs as a fine art nude model, but by moonrise nearly every Thursday and Saturday you can find me twirling and twerking in a popular...

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