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Marie Me!

[Hanging at home.] HUSTLER: Do you watch your own scenes? ARIANA MARIE: Oh, yeah. I like watching myself. It’s more like I’m critiquing myself, but then at the same time I’m also getting off to it. Where should we eat? What’s today? Oh, it’s Sunday. Can’t get Chick-fil-A today. Guys tweet me, and they’re like,...

Hall of Shame

Baseball’s single-season and career home run king has been eligible for the Hall of Fame since 2013, but the last three induction classes have decidedly not included one Barry Lamar Bonds. Instead, in 2013 the Hall of Fame inducted a class of pretty much no one, just a bunch of guys so long dead that...

Bonnie Rotten

The late Frank Sinatra, whose likeness porn star Bonnie Rotten has tattooed on her left leg, once famously said, “I’m for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniel’s.” Frank Sinatra is Bonnie’s hero, and as I spend the afternoon with her, I understand why. Sinatra...

Indelible

JUSTICE HOWARD IS KNOWN FOR HER “IN YOUR FACE” PHOTOGRAPHY. SHE SHINES A BRIGHT, EXUBERANT LIGHT ON WHAT OTHERS MIGHT FIND DARK AND DISTURBING. LEAVE A LOT OF ROOM ON YOUR COFFEE TABLE FOR HER NEWEST COLLECTION, REVELATIONS: THE PHOTOGRAPHY OF JUSTICE HOWARD, A 300-PAGE, FIVE-POUND TESTAMENT TO HER LEGEND AS A PIONEER OF TATTOO...

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell

GETTING STABBED BY COWORKERS AND RAPED BY SPIDERS: ALL IN A DAY’S WORK FOR THE STARS OF ADULT SWIM’S LIVE-ACTION DARLING YOUR PRETTY FACE IS GOING TO HELL. WE SAT DOWN WITH HEAD DEMONS CLAUDE AND GARY, PLAYED BY CRAIG ROWIN AND HENRY ZEBROWSKI, AND THEIR BOSS SATAN, AS DEPICTED BY THE GLORIOUS MATT SERVITTO,...

Flying Is the Safest Way to Travel

EVERYONE’S FAVORITE DIRTY OLD MAN COMES HOME TO HUSTLER. IN THE ’70S AND ’80S WE WERE PRIVILEGED TO PRINT SEVEN WONDERFUL BUKOWSKI STORIES. NOW, FROM THE BELL TOLLS FOR NO ONE, A BRAND-NEW COLLECTION OF SHORT-SHORTS, COMES THIS PREVIOUSLY UNPUBLISHED GRITTY THRILLER—SO POWERFUL IT WILL LEAVE YOU GASPING FOR AIR. GRAB A DRINK. YOU’LL NEED...

MiPorn: The FBI, The Mob & XXX

For every undercover government agent, there comes a time when it’s clear that the jig is up. For Pat Salamone that moment came in 1978, when gangsters drove him out to the Florida Everglades, put a gun to his head and made him start digging his own grave. Salamone had been investigating connections between the...

#Selfies

HUSTLER models aren’t just beautiful. They’re smart and witty, quirky and clumsy, passionate and downright ballsy. To know them is to love them. So we’ve compiled the best tweets from our hottest Honeys to show you what goes on once the cameras stop rolling. Enjoy!...

Booty Call

So you claim to be an ass aficionado. Test your knowledge here, and win Larry’s Favorite Magazine free for a year! Just click the image at left and match the bodacious butt to the beautiful 2015 Honey. Be sure to read the contest RULES carefully! Score well, and your entry will be dropped into a...

Goodbye, Wall Street—Hello, Porn

In 2015 Veronica Vain left her highpower Wall Street investment gig to become a XXX star. You might think she’s crazy, but for her it was a natural move. She’s got a plan to revolutionize the adult industry, and this is just the beginning.   HUSTLER: How has it been making the jump from Wall Street...

Match Her Snatch

Win HUSTLER Magazine free for a year! Each of these delectable quims belongs to a Honey who stripped naked for us in 2015. Simply click the image at left and match the snatch to its rightful owner. Be sure to read the contest RULES carefully! If you ace the game, you’ll be entered into a...

Hot Letters

EVERY YEAR WE RECEIVE HUNDREDS OF STEAMY LETTERS FROM YOU, OUR READERS. HERE ARE A FEW OF OUR HOTTEST HOT LETTERS, THE BEST OF THE BEST. SO LOCK THE DOOR. WARM UP YOUR FINGERS OR YOUR FAVORITE TOY. GET COMFORTABLE. AND ENJOY. POKE HER POKER The ace of spades was sticking to my left titty,...

The Moneymen

In the Bible there is only one occasion when pacifist, turn-the-other-cheek Jesus Christ really loses his temper and turns violent. “Making a whip of cords,” he drives the money changers from the temple in Jerusalem, because they “have made it a den of thieves.” In America democracy has long been our abiding national faith and...

Great Escapes

Some see incarceration as the absolute end of freedom and life as they know it. Others simply view it as a challenge. Prison is where humanity is left to rot. A place where both dignity and identity are stripped away, exposing only the animalistic core at the dark heart of man. If you’re not messed...

Push For Bush

Twirl your fingers through springy curls. Tug on them with your teeth. Feel pubes brush against your cheek—or tickle your prick as you slide deep into pussy. HUSTLER has long supported the push for bush and is pleased with recent reports suggesting its comeback. To remind you what a truly glorious bush looks like, here...

Hot Showers

To order All New Hot Showers #3, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com....

Go With The FLOW

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK ON THE BEST DRUG COCKTAIL KNOWN TO MAN—AND IT’S MADE RIGHT IN YOUR BRAIN, NO DEALER REQUIRED. A LOOK AT THE SCIENCE BEHIND SUPERHUMAN PERFORMANCE AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR THE BEDROOM. We’ve all heard athletes use the term in the zone when describing their feats du jour...

#selfies

HUSTLER models aren’t just beautiful. They’re smart and witty, quirky and clumsy, passionate and downright ballsy. To know them is to love them. So we’ve compiled the best tweets from our hottest Honeys to show you what goes on once the cameras stop rolling. Enjoy!...

Thunder Snow Cone

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE SEXY SIDESHOW THAT IS THUNDER SNOW CONE—PHILADELPHIA’S OWN TRAVELING CLOWN TRIO. SMURFASAUR, SCARLETT STORM AND MIKEY MANGORILLA HAVE BEEN INSPIRING CLOWN FETISHES AND SPREADING AWKWARD BONERS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO RUN AWAY WITH THIS CIRCUS, BUT YOU’LL HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO JUGGLE, DRINK AND PEE—SIMULTANEOUSLY!...

Bonnie Rotten Bounty Hunter

To order Bonnie Rotten Bounty Hunter, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com....

Coming Out Like A Porn Star

WHAT’S IT LIKE TO COME OUT TO PARENTS, FRIENDS OR THE PTA AND EXPOSE THAT YOU WORK IN THE SEX INDUSTRY? FIND OUT IN THIS SAMPLING OF BRAVE, FUNNY, POIGNANT, POWERFUL STORIES COLLECTED AND EDITED BY PREEMINENT PORN STAR JIZ LEE IN THE NEW ANTHOLOGY COMING OUT LIKE A PORN STAR.        NOOOOOOOODIE...

Danica Dillon

DANICA’S VITAL FACTS HOME STATE: Ohio AGE: 28 HEIGHT: 5-3 MEASUREMENTS: 34DD-27-34 FAVORITE POSITION: Reverse cowgirl TWITTER: @DanicaDillonThe now-infamous Ashley Madison hack revealed that conservative reality star Josh Duggar is, in his own words, an unfaithful, porn-addicted hypocrite. And apparently he likes it very, very rough. The object of his lurid lust? XXX stunner Danica...

April Foolishness

IT’S THAT SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, THE ONE DAY WE AGREE IT’S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO PRANK THE HELL OUT OF FRIENDS, FAMILY AND MORTAL ENEMIES. MAYBE YOU’LL PAPER YOUR PAL’S WALLS WITH ’70S PORNO OR COVER EVERY SQUARE INCH OF HER FLOOR WITH PLASTIC CUPS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH…WELL, WE’LL LEAVE THAT UP...

Real American Horror Story

Chicago grew into a mecca of industry and power in the decades following the Great Fire of 1871. It became a bustling city offering a wealth of opportunities, and the lure of a new life and a new job drew thousands. With them came Emeline Cigrand from Dwight, Illinois, in 1892. Young, blond and striking,...

A SLUT & Proud Of It

Call her a slut, a whore or a gold digger all you want. Amber Rose doesn’t give a fuck. The famously bald-headed beauty with the larger-than-life booty is fresh off her SlutWalk runway, and there’s certainly no shame in her game. She’s more than just an ex-girlfriend and a baby mama. Amber is a bonafide...

Promiscuity & Podcasts

What started out as sex talk with exes has turned into an on-air revolution. Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson, the outspoken ladies of the New York comedy duo Sorry About Last Night, get down to the dirty details of human sexuality on their hit anti-slutshaming podcast Guys We Fucked. Speaking with the likes of Andy...

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