SEXY, HILARIOUS AND HUMBLE, MISSY MARTINEZ IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. SINCE BURSTING ONTO THE PORN SCENE IN 2009, SHE’S SCORED A LEGION OF FANS EAGER TO HEAR HER NEXT JOKE OR OGLE HER TITANIC TATAS. WHEN SHE’S NOT FIXING PEOPLE’S LIVES OR PERFECTING HER COMEDY ON TWITTER, SHE’S PWNING NOOBS IN HALO. LAST YEAR HER FIRST SHOWCASE, MISSY MARTINEZ FUCKED RA, GARNERED MULTIPLE XBIZ AND AVN AWARD NOMINATIONS. WE CAUGHT UP WITH MISSY TO EXPLORE STAND-UP COMEDY, HER LOVE OF VIDEO GAMES AND HER ADDICTION TO ANAL.
HUSTLER: Where did you grow up?
MISSY MARTINEZ: Sunny Los Angeles, California. A Cali girl born and raised. I actually had a really good childhood here. I was a good little girl, didn’t get in any trouble. And I’m still a goody two-shoes. I look both ways before crossing the street. I’ve never stolen anything. But you could never keep clothes on me when I was a kid, so everything just kind of lined up like it did.
So you had an idea that porn was in your future?