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John Hagee Meets the Great Whore of Babylon

A fearless hardcore icon ventures into the lion’s den to nail a scandalous photo-op with evangelical right-winger John Hagee. The phone call came on a Saturday. The mission was too much in the tradition of Hunter S. Thompson to turn down. The Most Reverend John C. Hagee, a massively influential megachurch titan and a hero...

Porn From The Past

Mabel the schoolmarm meets shots of tequila. Parent-teacher conferences here we come! Thanks to R.H. of Port St. Lucie, Florida, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn From The Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

Master of Ondine

Written on a dare as a birthday gift for her lover, Pauline Réage’s Story of O was never meant to be published. But the story of a young girl’s induction into the world of ultimate submission was simply too compelling to stay hidden. In print since 1954, Story of O continues to captivate. Following Réage’s...

Pushing All In

HUSTLER: Congratulations! What was your winning hand? MARC: It was 9-7 offsuit. It was the first hand heads-up, and the flop was 9-6-5, so I had top pair and a gutshot. We ended up getting it all in, and I hit the 8 on the turn to make a straight. What was your strategy? It...

Porn From The Past

What do you say when the boss invites you over for a threeway? Absolutely! A raise is a raise. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo.  Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn From The Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

Chanel Preston’s Stroke of Genius

Strange but true: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and XXX superstar Chanel Preston have a lot in common. I’m not talking about a shared affinity for double anal penetration. History doesn’t reveal if the legendary composer was a sexual virtuoso like the luscious Ms. Preston, but it does present us with some other surprising similarities. Both Mozart...

Porn From The Past

Social science junkies Ava and Marjorie pose naked in a field just off the freeway to see how many accidents they cause. Fifty-three. Thanks to J.P. of Strathmore, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn From The Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

Lounge Lizard Extraordinaire

It’s late at night on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip, and a surly figure in a cheap tuxedo is slumped in the back booth of the Comedy Store nightclub, nursing a glass of Jack Daniel’s. In a couple of hours he’ll take the stage and unleash a barrage of offensive jokes, nasally croon renditions of cheesy ’70s...

Strip Club Tips

On the night of May 9th, 2013, in a tourist district of Mexico City known for roving mariachi and seedy strip joints, Malcolm Shabazz, the grandson of legendary civil rights activist Malcolm X, was beaten to death in the street by two waiters in a dispute over a $1,200 bar tab. Malcolm and a buddy...

Porn From The Past

The hearth may be unlit, but Chelsea’s pussy sure fires the imagination! Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo.  Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

Sophie Dee

Sophie Dee can squirt 16 feet, loves naughty girls and jiggles delicious DD boobies. No wonder this hardcore Welsh porn star has almost half a million Twitter followers!  HUSTLER: Everyone has a secret erotic fantasy. What’s your wildest fantasy? One that you have yet to fulfill? SOPHIE DEE: I want a threesome with two guys...

Porn From The Past

Extolling the virtues of bed rest, Sharon models the latest in floral print bedspreads; her come-hither tits have a far more timeless appeal. Thanks to T.I. of Green Valley, Arizona, for this vintage photo.   Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

King Of The Nerds

He’s the hapless principal on New Girl, the evil scientist on Supernatural, the voice of misfit teen Snot on American Dad, and the host of TBS’s top-rated reality show King of the Nerds. Curtis Armstrong is the definition of a working actor. But though he’s appeared in over 50 films and TV shows, most people...

#Selfies

Ever wonder if HUSTLER Honeys are just as freaky off-camera as they are on? Well, the answer is, Hell, yes! We stalked our models through the Twitterverse and discovered that Asa Akira loves pearl necklaces, Natalie Storm and Bailey Rayne can’t stop bragging about how wet their panties are, and Maddy O’Reilly likes showing off...

Porn From The Past

Lizette can feel confident her first time with Elsbeth, knowing that if the dildo she’s wearing fails to ring any bells, the next size up is within arm’s reach. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn From The Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite...

Freedom Is Not Free

We pay a price for everything, and the price we pay to live in a free society is toleration. That means we have to tolerate the things we don’t like, not just the ones we do. Freedom of speech is not freedom for the thought you love; it’s freedom for the thought you hate the...

Motherfuckers

Roving reporter Alex Renton steps behind the scenes of our next outrageous sex-com to explore anal, incest and Gloria’s bosom. HUSTLER’s family affair stars three of XXX’s brightest starlets. Read on for their exclusive, entertaining, often insightful interviews. (Sadly, no, we’re not likely to win a Primetime Emmy.)  Photography by Wilferd Guenthoer & Courtesy Larry...

Fanmania

Every year tens of thousands of fans flock to Vegas for the world’s biggest porn convention. And every year the world’s brightest adult stars are there to greet them. As anyone who’s anyone at the Adult Entertainment Expo will tell you, a pornstress is nothing without her fans. HUSTLER canvassed the floor to ask your...

Mugged By the Cops

In the last ten years, a nationwide band of shakedown artists has been robbing hundreds of innocent civilians of their money and property. The perps in this gang all wear badges, and they wield a fully automatic weapon known as civil forfeiture.  Disclaimer: We’ve taken certain liberties in illustrating this article. Unfortunately, the victims of...

#Selfies

Back by popular demand: an encore presentation of super-slutty selfies! In fact, our triple-X tweets received so much love, we’ve turned them into a regular feature. Feast your eyes on this month’s Honeys. You’re welcome....

Porn From The Past

Pauline read somewhere that men think about sex more than women, but finds that highly unlikely. Thanks to J.P. of Strathmore, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn From The Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

Red-Hot Scarlet

HUSTLER: Good morning! I see you’re just getting up. So how many times have you masturbated this morning? SCARLET RED: Just once. I did have to masturbate before bed to get a good night’s sleep, and then I woke up and masturbated just a little. A quickie, you know. I beat you. I did it...

A Star Is Born

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Butch & Peaches

“From the beginning, I have refused to compromise my editorial content for anyone, other than my readers,” Larry Flynt wrote in HUSTLER’s December ’75 Publisher’s Statement, explaining the necessity of a price increase if the magazine was to survive the loss of “advertisers, retailers, wholesalers or any other would-be censor.” That same issue included this...

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