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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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King Of The Nerds
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King Of The Nerds

He’s the hapless principal on New Girl, the evil scientist on Supernatural, the voice of misfit teen Snot on American Dad, and the host of TBS’s top-rated reality show King of the Nerds. Curtis Armstrong is the definition of a working actor. But though he’s appeared in over 50 films and TV shows, most people know him as Booger, the gross-out Lambda Lambda Lambda hero from Revenge of the Nerds. HUSTLER caught up with the actor to discuss his four decades in show business – sharing girls with Tom Cruise, seeing Daryl Hannah naked, working with Zooey Deschanel – and to discern the true difference between nerd and geek.  

HUSTLER: Have you heard of our magazine?

CURTIS ARMSTRONG: I’ve heard rumor of it. [Laughs.] Not a publication that would usually have me on their radar. It’s great. Thank you.

Do you remember the first time you read HUSTLER?

To be honest, I was a book nerd. When I was a kid, if I needed to whack off, I didn’t have access to magazines, so I would buy stuff like Lady Chatterley’s Lover. My way around getting caught was I would say, “It’s a classic.” There were pages that were particularly hot. It was easier to deal with back then than trying to find porn.

Do you remember your first time?

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