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Porn From the Past

Alice tackles the lead in This Ain’t Upstairs, Downstairs XXX. Thanks to D.D. of Crescent, Iowa, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

From Science Geek to Bondage Freak

Casey Calvert has always been a bad girl. Now she’s finally being punished—and she couldn’t be happier.  If you’re ever fortunate enough to be on a date with the lovely Casey Calvert, be forewarned: The lady is not a particularly good kisser. Although she’s tried smooching many times over the years, she’s never been aroused...

Honest Until It Hurts

Kyle Kinane stands in front of people and tells jokes. People laugh. His voice is the one on Comedy Central telling you what to watch. People do what he says. He’s a very powerful man. HUSTLER: Let’s get to it. Road sex? KYLE KINANE: I was never into alpha-male comedy. I never use it to...

Below the Rust Belt

Ever wonder why that lap dancer grinding against your beer gut looks like she’s about to puke? Our reporter secretly worked a pole in one of the godforsaken corners of our great land in search of an answer. During brief fits of sobriety, she managed to eke out this ode to heartland sleaze. You’ve seen...

Greed Monsters, Inc.

By now just about everybody knows that 1% of the population controls most of America’s cash and assets. Some says it’s a crime, others say it’s just capitalism. But the reality is, this country’s wealth gap is more extreme than people realize and it’s killing our economy. The superrich aren’t pumping their money back into...

Erecting an Icon

Forty fucking years! As HUSTLER hits its ruby anniversary, we look back at nearly half a century of sex, insanity and the American Dream. Lock up your daughters and hang on tight. 1974: The first issue of HUSTLER hits newsstands. Relatively soft at first, it will soon be the most explicit mag on the market....

Larry Shock

HUSTLER’s early days are the stuff of legend, documented by reporters and acted out by Hollywood stars. A former top editor confirms that the real story is even crazier. He swears everything that follows is true and unadorned. I’m in Columbus, fucking Ohio, for God’s sake! How the hell did that happen? I asked myself....

Belle Knox

Early this year the Duke University student body buzzed with a hot rumor: A bona fide hardcore starlet walked among them, meeting the school’s exorbitant tuition fees by fucking on-camera. After the resourceful freshman was outed by a male student who saw some of her work online, the hating began. “She deserves to be raped”...

Why I Did It

On February 26, 2014, a young activist made history when he stood up and interrupted the Supreme Court in the name of the American people. It was the court’s first protest in eight years and the first time anyone had dared to videotape the justices at work.     Maybe we should come back tomorrow...

Neverending Panty Raid

Attaining the dubious distinction of old fart ain’t bad if it means putting in 37 years at an extraordinary workplace. So kudos to Lady Luck, karma or an omni-unpresent deity’s master plan. I started out with a typewriter and proofreader’s non-repro-blue pen. Now, just like any 21st-century office schmoe, I have a computer, but mine...

How HUSTLER Turned Me Into the Most Famous White Trash Whore In My Family

Twelve years ago I had the privilege of getting my boyfriend to fuck my ass in the middle of a desert, on top of some abandoned auto debris. That was my introduction into HUSTLER Magazine. Thanks to that assfuck in Palmdale, I never had to have that awkward conversation with any of my born-again Christian...

Porn from the Past

The consummate multitasker, Joan is seen here combining synchronized balling with bird-watching. Thanks to D.D. of Crescent, Iowa, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 90 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

High Roller

HUSTLER: You worked on your “first real album,” NEON iCON, for two years. RiFF RAFF: Well, yes. I’ve never had an album in stores, so this is my rookie year. Once I drop that album, that’s Day One. You know? That’s how I see everybody. You can drop mixed tapes, do your own album—that doesn’t...

Vegas Vag

Screw the red carpet. Go for pink! We raided the hotel rooms and porn star hideouts at this year’s AVN Awards blowout to prove one thing: true talent can’t resist the camera....

Porn From the Past

In what looks to be a still from the first celebrity sex tape ever, It Girl lookalike Clara shows how “it” is done. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

Hardcore Metal: The Filth & Fury of Steel Panther

“Bukkake Tears,” “Pussywhipped,” “Fucking My Heart in the Ass” and “Gangbang at the Old Folks Home.” New HUSTLER flicks? No, songs on the latest Steel Panther album, All You Can Eat. After this interview with Guitarist Satchel and lead singer Micahel Starr, you may want to head over to the free clinic.  HUSTLER: Welcome to...

Odette’s Adventures in Fetishland

Once upon a time, a tiny titillator had a curious thought: What if she asked her gentlemen admirers what they would most like to see her do? Things soon became curiouser and curiouser…   The first custom video request I ever got was me being tied up and wiggling around struggling. I wanted to keep...

Tommy Ramone

Tommy Ramone helped invent punk rock as the original drummer and manager of the Ramones. We sat down with the Rock and Roll Hall of Famer at Hollywood Forever Cemetery during the seventh annual Johnny Ramone Tribute, where Tommy talked about the band’s glory days at CBGB, missing his deceased bandmates and all things punk...

HUSTLER Flashback

We continue our 40th Anniversary stroll down Memory Lane with a look back at two far-out layouts—“Lust in Space” from December ’79 and “Gold Fingers” from October ’82. HUSTLER: For the Rest of the Universe....

William Shatner

HUSTLER, The Final Frontier: An Exclusive Q&A With the Captain of the Starship Enterprise There is only one William Shatner: the Canadian-born actor, author, singer, animal activist, poet and Priceline pitchman. In his 50-plus-year career, Shatner has portrayed a myriad of memorable characters, including Bob Wilson (Twilight Zone), TV cop T.J. Hooker, Denny Crane (The...

Porn From the Past

Betty Jo turns the Shady Rest into a nudist retreat: “Lotsa curves, you bet, and even more when you get to the Junction.” Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

Exclusive Wicked Girl Asa Akira Gets Grilled

Hardcore reporter-slash-performer Lotus Lain interrogates one of the world’s most delicious fuck stars about her hit book Insatiable, why her hubby doesn’t mind strange dick in her ass and what she’ll do for one mouthful of pizza. LOTUS LAIN: Ass, clit or deep pussy—which is the best orgasm? ASA AKIRA: I would say, for the...

Tap (Out) That Ass

If you plan to tangle with chicks nicknamed The Rattler and The Nightmare, we have a question: What part of ULTIMATE SURRENDER did you not understand? Wrestling, the centuries-old sport of kings. In our times, we’ve seen it morph into the sport of drunken chicks and mud pits. It didn’t take a prophet to guess...

Porn From the Past

Finding this memento in Dad’s personal effects explained a lot to his New York kids, Apikalia and Hani. Thanks to P.J.E. of Dumas, Texas, for this vintage photo.   Send your smut of yesteryear to HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

Heather Holliday

How a 5-Foot-3 New York Girl Became the Deepest Throat in Coney Island HUSTLER: Have you always been a sideshow freak? HEATHER HOLLIDAY: Yes! Coney Island is one of the last places in America that has a traditional sideshow. Growing up in New York, it was always the cheapest kind of amusement park that you...

Larry Flynt, Supermodel

In the Summer of ’14, Larry Flynt showed up in magazine and billboard ads wearing designer sneakers. We asked Jon Buscemi why. The first thing Larry asked me when I walked into his office was, “How come you want a guy in a wheelchair wearing your shoes?” I said, “Because no one’s done it before...

Porn From the Past

“R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me.” Thanks to T.I. of Green Valley, Arizona, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

Strictly Legit

The dude who gave West Coast Hip-Hop a blast of thrash, conquered the liar’s paradise called Hollywood and landed one of the hottest pieces of tail on the planet still couldn’t bullshit if he wanted to. Back on tour with Body Count, Ice imparts his vital wisdom. Listen up. HUSTLER: If you had to pick...

Get Laid, Not Screwed

We let Sin City’s pros drag us upstairs by our wallets and tell us what to do, what not to do and how much it costs. Do not gamble on that sweet piece of Vegas vag without this quick and dirty cheat sheet in your pocket. Certain purchases shouldn’t be made on impulse. A house....

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