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Porn From The Past

This recently unearthed snapshot depicts a great moment in sexual history: the world’s first rimjob. Unfortunately, this duo never got credit for the innovation, which was stolen from them and patented years later by none other than Thomas Edison. Thanks to R.T. of Pulaski, Virginia, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to:...

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Priya Rai’s Original Sins

Priya Rai was molested by her adopted older brother when she was eight years old. Then life got harder. Much harder. “Om bhur bhuvah svah,” Priya chants. I’m at the Self-Realization Fellowship Lake Shrine, a ten-acre spiritual sanctuary in Pacific Palisades, California, watching the exotic beauty recite an ancient Indian meditative prayer for inner peace....

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Deadly Cycle

It’s one of the world’s most elusive holy grails: lasting peace between Israelis and Palestinians. From a distance the conflict seems absurd. But for the people who live it day to day, the reasons are as real as life and death. As deadly exchanges again flare up, our reporter explores why the emotional wounds on...

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Jimmy Pardo: Still Hungry

What does it take to be the perfect warm-up guy, the comic who comes out and gets people in the mood before the star shows up? We don’t know. But whatever it is, Conan O’Brien’s Jimmy Pardo has it. He talks to us about stand-up, podcasting and why he can’t escape a movie called Butt...

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Lily Figuera’s Webcam World

A hardworking Internet vixen gives us the inside story about how she makes more money than most of us—without even getting out of bed. Born in the Philippines, Lily Figuera came to the United States when she was just six. Now 25, the California cutie has blossomed into one of the world’s most popular online...

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Naked Or Nude?

Are you comfortable being naked, or would you rather be nude? Who would you rather be photographed by: an artist or a pornographer? Nudity is everywhere, but the hangups continue. Censorship wars are waged again and again over whether an unclothed body is art, nature or obscenity. And in the arena of gender politics, it’s...

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Porn From The Past

These erotic playing cards give us insight into life before the Internet, when porn was much harder to find. If you could get your hands on a deck of nudie cards like these, it was a real coup. Unless, of course, the jack of spades turned out to depict your mom screwing your fifth-grade gym...

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50 Shades of Pat Robertson

Thumping something more heavenly than a Bible, the TV preacher gets sucked into the deep, dark recesses of lust....

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Holliston’s House of Horrors

If you’re seeing monsters, puking on your friends, getting paid to be sexually abused by bisexual rock stars and watching your buddy’s head explode, you’re either in L.A. tweaking hard on meth or you’re Adam Green, the writer, director and star of Fearnet.com’s horror sitcom Holliston. Abandon hope—and taste—all ye who enter here. Crouched demonlike...

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Eaten Out Or Eaten Alive!

Our Halloween treat skewers everything from pervos and politicos to a divine mass murderer and backdoor virginity....

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Boobs and Bloodshed

When Eli Roth’s Hostel was released theatrically in 2006, it shocked mainstream audiences. An early entrant in the “torture porn” horror genre, the flick was an instant hit, going number one at the box office on its opening weekend. Hostel was also intensely violent, sadistic and gory. But—on the plus side—it was chock-full of topless...

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Porn From The Past

This appealing lass probably got herself all worked up by watching an episode of The Perry Como Show. Thanks to B.E. of Roseville, Michigan, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211 Include a self-addressed, stamped envelope if you...

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Porn From The Past

This kindhearted gentleman seems to be teaching a course in proper fucking techniques to his lover’s inexperienced friend. Maybe it’s just us, but we think this class should require safety goggles. Thanks to A.M. of Pemberton, Canada, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd.,...

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A Day in the Life of Dylan Ryder

I’m watching two women beat the living shit out of each other, and it ain’t no dainty hair-pulling catfight either. It’s a “Future Stars of MMA” bout that’s so violent, someone might end up in the hospital. The mean-and-wiry adversaries—a blonde with a GI Jane haircut and a shorter brunette, both of whom know how...

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Mother of the Year?

Fabulously fertile Nadya Suleman celebrates her sexuality in a new flick from Wicked Pictures. The tale of Nadya “Octomom” Suleman—the California single mother whose in vitro fertilization treatments resulted in her birthing eight babies in one litter in January 2009—has provoked a range of responses. Many were shocked to learn that Suleman already had six...

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Cherie Currie – The Runaway Returns

In 1975, Cherie Currie was an average music-loving 15-year-old Valley Girl sneaking into clubs on L.A.’s Sunset Strip. Then fate (and Joan Jett) changed her life forever. Under the twisted guidance of producer Kim Fowley, Currie became lead singer of the all-female group the Runaways. The underage band—which also featured Jett, Lita Ford, Jackie Fox...

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Hong Kong’s 5 Hottest Stars

China—the largest foreign holder of U.S. Treasury bills, bonds and other securities— has blasted our country’s irresponsible spending habits, demanding that the United States “cure its addiction to debts.” Well, many Americans have another addiction—to Asian women. Asians as a whole are notoriously known for three things: good grades, bad driving and alluring, mysterious women....

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My Fellow Rebel

I’m not an intellectual giant, but Gore Vidal was. Until I met Gore, I’d always said that the smartest person I’d ever known was Madalyn Murray O’Hair, the American atheist. After meeting Gore, I felt those two were on par as having the greatest intellect of anyone that I’ve ever known. Gore Vidal authored more...

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Porn From The Past

This chick has a nice body but a very disapproving look. “You’re going to do what with that case of gherkins, Morty?” Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California. for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900, Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

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A Filthy Mess

Wet and messy. Don’t act like you haven’t heard of it. Girls in gooey, sticky stuff. What’s not to love? But there’s more to it than that. This is a business and an art form. There are mechanisms to the desire, and there’s something called a Splattgun. Brace yourselves. Maybe Laurel and Hardy were on...

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The Perfect Vagina

These days a woman’s privates are more public than ever. One of L.A.’s top nip ‘n’ tuck men reveals how he sculpts the ultimate camera-ready nether region. I’ve seen thousands of vaginas. I’m a plastic surgeon. The beauty of plastic surgery, from my perspective, is that you may be asked to improve beauty and function anywhere...

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Bonnie Breaks Out

I photographed Bonnie Rotten on a Saturday morning in Las Vegas during the AVN Awards weekend. Those few days are always insane, with porn stars working their asses off to make the most of all the promo and networking ops. I cornered Bonnie early to set up a shoot, but she flaked on me about...

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Porn From The Past

This fetching exhibitionist just realized that her nude yoga spot is right in the middle of the local Elks Club’s fun run. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

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Light My Fire

The recent passing of Ray Manzarek, a founding member of the Doors, reminded us what an awesome band he helped create. Shortly before Ray’s death, Larry Flynt crossed paths with former Doors drummer John Densmore. The Doors and HUSTLER Magazine both changed America. Frontman Jim Morrison and his mates broke on through to the other...

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Hardcore Cuisine

Here’s how to combine the two best things in the world, sex and food: Take one steamy XXX star (Zoe Voss), add one up-and-coming chef (Kris Yenbamroong), mix vigorously and serve hot. Zoe Voss is a model; one of those girls who look too gorgeous for porn, never work out and eat a lot of...

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Gridiron Mayhem

The National Football League has become the undisputed champion of pro sports. As we get ready for the opening kickoff, here’s a look at the hardest hitters, the biggest games and a few fearless predictions for the 2013 season. RYAN CLARK (FS, Pittsburgh Steelers): Despite suffering from a sickle-cell trait, he’s become one of the...

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Porn From the Past

Those were the days when all a schmuck had to do was grow a debonair ‘stache and he was in like Flynn. (That’s Errol Flynn for all you ignoramuses.) Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite...

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Dungeons & Deep Throats

Once upon a time a young woman was discussing the oft-overlooked details of condom usage with a friend, prompting said friend to call her a “sex nerd.” Such are the moments that seal destinies. Like her professional persona “Sex Nerd Sandra,” California native Sandra Daugherty is a startling hybrid of awkward shyness and deep carnal...

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Attack of the Comic Cunts

I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THAT DAY TO TURN INTO AN ORGY. It’s Friday at the San Diego Comic-Con. I’m Batgirl, Annie Cruz is Catwoman, and she is really going to town on my pussy. My blood pressure is rising, my cheeks are flushing, and Annie is licking, sucking and fingerbanging me to absolute bliss. I...

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Erica McLean’s Never Ending Dream

The woman’s porn immortality is secure. In a career spanning decades, Erica McLean has gone from modeling to directing, shaping a creative vision that stands out from the hardcore pack. Still as ambitious and restless as ever, she’s now poised for a new leap into the unknown. Erica McLean knows how to live. Home is...

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