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Boobs and Bloodshed
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Boobs and Bloodshed

When Eli Roth’s Hostel was released theatrically in 2006, it shocked mainstream audiences. An early entrant in the “torture porn” horror genre, the flick was an instant hit, going number one at the box office on its opening weekend. Hostel was also intensely violent, sadistic and gory. But—on the plus side—it was chock-full of topless chicks. So far, two sequels have come along. But we’re not concerned with which version is the scariest; our mission is to determine which is the boobiest.

Hostel offers notable above-the-waist nudity from relative unknowns Jana Kaderábková and Barbara Nedeljáková. Hostel Part II (2007) mixes it up with fleeting glimpses of name actresses (Bijou Phillips, Heather Matarazzo) alongside impressive boobage from supporting players Monika Malacova and Vera Jordanova. Scott Spiegel’s Hostel Part III (2011)—the only film in the franchise not directed by Roth—suffers from a clear mammary deficiency. Even with peeks at Cassie Keller and Evelina Oboza, it just ain’t enough.

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