Sneak peek of
HUSTLER Magazine's October 2013 Issue
Featured Articles
Porn From The Past
These erotic playing cards give us insight into life before the Internet, when porn was much harder to find. If you could get your hands on a deck of nudie cards like these, it was a real coup....
50 Shades of Pat Robertson
Thumping something more heavenly than a Bible, the TV preacher gets sucked into the deep, dark recesses of...
Holliston’s House of Horrors
If you’re seeing monsters, puking on your friends, getting paid to be sexually abused by bisexual rock stars and watching your buddy’s head explode, you’re either in L.A....
Eaten Out Or Eaten Alive!
Our Halloween treat skewers everything from pervos and politicos to a divine mass murderer and backdoor...
Boobs and Bloodshed
When Eli Roth’s Hostel was released theatrically in 2006, it shocked mainstream audiences. An early entrant in the “torture porn” horror genre, the flick was an instant hit, going...
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Larry's Statement
Hands Off Social Security
For those of us who took President Obama’s pledges of “hope” and “change” seriously, his administration has been a disappointment. But few of his concessions have been as painful as his recent budget proposal to cut Social Security benefits by lowering cost-of-living adjustments. The new measure—dubbed the Chained Consumer Price Index—would hit the most vulnerable…
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Politics
10 Americans Who Should Be Locked Up
For every scumbag doing time, there’s a bunch more still at large. Here’s a roundup of rogues still making a mockery of our justice system. Ben RoethlisbergerThe Pittsburgh Steelers’...
Asshole of the Month: Ken Cuccinelli
What kind of absolute, total asshole tries to outlaw blowjobs? This one does. With his recent attempt to reinstate Virginia’s throwback “Crimes Against Nature” law, the state’s attorney general...
