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All magazines October 2013
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HUSTLER Magazine's October 2013 Issue


Featured Articles

Porn From The Past

These erotic playing cards give us insight into life before the Internet, when porn was much harder to find. If you could get your hands on a deck of nudie cards like these, it was a real coup....

50 Shades of Pat Robertson

Thumping something more heavenly than a Bible, the TV preacher gets sucked into the deep, dark recesses of...

Holliston’s House of Horrors

If you’re seeing monsters, puking on your friends, getting paid to be sexually abused by bisexual rock stars and watching your buddy’s head explode, you’re either in L.A....

Eaten Out Or Eaten Alive!

Our Halloween treat skewers everything from pervos and politicos to a divine mass murderer and backdoor...

Boobs and Bloodshed

When Eli Roth’s Hostel was released theatrically in 2006, it shocked mainstream audiences. An early entrant in the “torture porn” horror genre, the flick was an instant hit, going...

Featured Honeys

Space Probe

Classic Photography by Matti Klatt
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Staci Silverstone

Hot Pickup

Photography by
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Spencer Bliss

Fleeting Fox

Photography by
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Tiffany Paige

Full Moon Fever

Photography by Ladi von Jansky
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Charlotte Stokely

Desert Joyride

by Nate "Igor" Smith
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Publisher's Statement

Hands Off Social Security

For those of us who took President Obama’s pledges of “hope” and “change” seriously, his administration has been a disappointment. But few of his concessions have been as painful as his recent budget proposal to cut Social Security benefits by lowering cost-of-living adjustments. The new measure—dubbed the Chained Consumer Price Index—would hit the most vulnerable…

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True Love Stories

True Love Stories

Mia Lelani

Mia Lelani

Public Affairs

Public Affairs

LA Milf Truck

LA Milf Truck

Show No Mercy

Show No Mercy

Featured Beavers


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Nalina Ray

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10 Americans Who Should Be Locked Up

For every scumbag doing time, there’s a bunch more still at large. Here’s a roundup of rogues still making a mockery of our justice system. Ben Roethlisberger The Pittsburgh...
Asshole of the Month: Ken Cuccinelli

Asshole of the Month: Ken Cuccinelli

What kind of absolute, total asshole tries to outlaw blowjobs? This one does. With his recent attempt to reinstate Virginia’s throwback “Crimes Against Nature” law, the state’s attorney general...

Jazz Is Still Kickin’

I began reporting on jazz and knowing its key players in the late 1940s, also learning life lessons from them ever since. Tenor saxophonist Ben Webster advised, “Listen, kid,...

Stalkers Paradise

The snoopers are our new best friends? Unbelievable but true when, for the first time in human history, it is the norm for people to volunteer to be spied...