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September 2021

Featuring Michelle Jean
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HUSTLER Beaver Renie
If we’re watching TV together, you might wanna turn your head and watch me playing with my go-button nipples and fingering my pussy instead.

About Renie

“I’m your friendly neighborhood liquor-store clerk and exhibitionist,” trumpets this willowy 36-year-old Wiccan—a neopagan worshiper of Mother Earth—from Amelia, Ohio. “I like the thought of men and women looking at my bare body. I only wear clothes when I have to due to the damn law!” Admittedly “a perverse, twisted nymphomaniac,” Renie reveals, “Dancing naked around a fire on a solstice or Sabbat [Wic can festival] gets me dripping wet. My favorite pastimes are nature photography and sex whenever and wherever I can! I’ve fucked in an elevator and a cemetery, and one time I went 24 hours straight. But I’m not straight at all. I like girls just as much as guys.” Unless there’s more than one woody in proximity. “Nothing beats having a cock in my mouth and a cock pounding me from behind,” the 5-foot-11 Adult Swim and sci-fi aficionada exults. Bidding goodybe with a Halloweenesque fantasy, Renie howls, “I lust for Rob Zombie and his hot little wife! And did I mention I love to fuck?!”

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