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HUSTLER Classic: Amber Lynn’s Golden Moment

As the classic proverb has it, “All that glitters is not gold.” Maybe so, but we know this much to be true: The glittering lady at the center of this HUSTLER Classic is certainly pure gold.  At the time the Holiday ’91 HUSTLER was published, Amber Lynn had already established herself among the top tier...

Big Girls Don’t Cry

Giant boobies, tremendous booty, flesh that bounces and jiggles— HUSTLER’s reporter at large dives deep into the big, beautiful world of fat girl sex and finds out why so many men go crazy for curves.  I admit it: I love fat girls. Don’t get me wrong, I love women of all shapes and sizes, but...

Ted Rall: Laugh Till You Cry

Ted Rall is a cartoonist, columnist and author with an independent, unique point of view. Skewering sacred cows and the status quo is his specialty. The ink slinger’s slyly subversive wit lampoons the power elite, and his radical departures from mainstream media groupthink court controversy and consternation from both conservatives and liberals. Over the years...

Marica Hase: Fuck Cancer!

Last year, Marica Hase’s life took a drastic turn, when the Japanese-born porn star was diagnosed with breast cancer. But Hase isn’t just determined to beat the disease—she’s looking to kick its ass like it owes her money. Currently in remission but years away from being officially declared cured, the XXX sensation has offered inspiration...

HUSTLER Classic: Alien Ab-dick-tion

UFO groupies worldwide were no doubt disappointed by the “Storm Area 51” movement, which started out as a joke and ended up as an even bigger joke last month, when a piddling group of extraterrestrial enthusiasts failed to discover if the truth was really out there at the Nevada military base.  They might have saved...

Angela White: The Wonder From Down Under

Angela White is already an extremely accomplished adult-film star, but she still has big things in front of her—and we’re not (just) talking about her jaw-dropping breasts. The Australian XXX phenomenon recently dropped by the HUSTLER offices and discussed her breathtaking photo-shoot for our 45th Anniversary issue, what freedom of expression means to her, and...

It’s a Swing Thing

Meet Mr. and Mrs. Jones, the 50-something devout Christian couple behind the swinger-positive We Gotta Thing podcast.  We Gotta Thing is a highly rated, sex-positive podcast hosted by two anonymous 50-somethings from the Washington, D.C. area, a married couple on the verge of celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary together. But if you talk to “Mr. and Mrs. Jones,”...

The Kominsky Method Involves a Little HUSTLER

America’s Magazine and Amber Lynn make a cameo in Netflix’s comedy starring Michael Douglas SPOILER ALERT: Do not read any further if you haven’t watched Season 2 of The Kominsky Method and don’t want to know what happens during the season.   Fans of the Netflix comedy The Kominsky Method, which returned for its second season on...

Black & Barely Legal

Say what you will about millennial entitlement—girls this beautiful, generous and eager are special. They deserve to spend long, lazy afternoons focusing solely on pleasure. And their demands are actually quite simple—just give them orgasm after orgasm…after orgasm. Enjoy the climactic experience of Barely Legal 154: Call 800- 763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com to...

HUSTLER Classic: A Tribute Fit for a Prince

The Purple One—or at least a well-hung facsimile of him—makes a splash in America’s Magazine. Few musical artists have infused their work with raw sexuality with the same hyper-horny gusto that Prince did. (“Darling Nikki,” anyone?) So it only made sense that the Purple One—or at least a horse-hung facsimile of him—should make his way...

A BARELY LEGAL Halloween: Putting the “Boo” in “Booty”

Trick or treat? Why not both? While April Aniston, Daizy Cooper, Izzy Lush and Paige Owens might be just a wee bit too old for knocking on doors in search of candy, they’re just the right age for mouthwatering Halloween shenanigans—and they sure are sweet as a caramel-covered apple. With All Hallows’ Eve upon us, prepare...

Angela White Does HUSTLER Hollywood

How better to spend your Friday night than in the presence of porn royalty?  HUSTLER Hollywood’s Sunset Boulevard location was packed with eager fans on October 25, as XXX superstar Angela White dropped in to press the flesh and sign autographs for her loving followers.  The event, which kicked off at 7 p.m., brought White...

HUSTLER Classic: One Sexy Beast

The classic fairy tale Beauty and the Beast has been adapted dozens of times across literature, the live stage, television and the big screen. Typically those adaptations haven’t included graphic depictions of pussy-eating and screwing, but leave it to HUSTLER to put an erotic new twist on an old favorite. Despite an Easter-themed cover, the...

Kinky Horror: Diana Prince Will Scare You Stiff!

This XXX veteran, fright-flick aficionada and current Mail Girl on The Last Drive-In With Joe Bob Briggs is here to chill every bone in your body—except one With the spooky season looming on the shadowy horizon, HUSTLERMagazine.com is getting into the spirit by catching up with one of the sexiest horror hosts out there. Darcy the Mail...

HUSTLER Classic: The Fucking Dead

Forget whistling past the graveyard; how does humping against the tombstone grab you? Oh, sure; The Walking Dead has made zombies all the rage in recent times, but years before the AMC post-apocalyptic drama hit the airwaves, HUSTLER was raising the deceased—along with readers’ pricks—with the dead-on pictorial “Sasha Knox & Talon: I Was a...

GLOW Girl Jeanne Basone: Wham! Bam! Body Slam!

HUSTLERMagazine.com gets in the ring with Jeanne “Hollywood” Basone for a no-holds-barred interview If you are like us, you loved wrestling in the 1980s. The choreographed chaos of Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper ruled our collective TVs during the Reagan years. And if you were a red-blooded American male discovering the...

Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild

There’s only one thing that can make the great outdoors even greater: a hot chick frolicking naked under the sun There’s nothing like fresh air and sunshine to get a gal’s juices flowing. When these beauties hear the call of the wild, they heed it with raw enthusiasm.  Henessy (“Call Me Danger,” July ’17 HUSTLER)...

Riley Reyes: Fighting for a Better Porn Future

Riley Reyes is more than just a pretty face and a killer body; as chairwoman of the Adult Performer Advocacy Committee [APAC], adult-film actress Reyes is also a sharp-minded, passionate champion of porn entertainers’ rights.  In October, Reyes and APAC teamed with the Free Speech Coalition and its industry relations representative Lotus Lain for a...

Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation

Redheads: So rare. So ravishing. So radiant. How could anybody not love them?  Actually, perhaps because of their rarity, redheads have suffered discrimination throughout the centuries. To this day, the image of the “soulless ginger” (or, alternately, “soul-stealing ginger”) remains a persistent internet meme, and in 2011, the Denmark-based sperm bank Cryos reportedly decided not...

HUSTLER Classic: Snatch ’n’ Sniff

America’s Magazine gives its readers something to nose around in Usually, when magazines come with scents attached to them, they’re in the form of obnoxious cologne or perfume samples. But America’s Magazine is clearly not your typical periodical, as it proved once again with its August ’77 issue.  That issue brought with it not just...

Angela White: Beauty, Brains & Holy Shit Double-G Tits

We trail porn mogul and self-proclaimed sapiosexual Angela White through the AEE convention in Vegas as she discusses running as a candidate for the Australian sex party, her thesis “The Porn Performer: The Radical Potential of Pleasure in Pornography” and why having sex on camera is her goal-come-true. It’s early Friday morning in Las Vegas,...

Songs Sung Blue: Porn Stars Who Also Make Music

From Brittany Andrews to Riley Nicks, XXX performers who can rock a beat along with a porn scene Porn stars are a creative bunch. Among their ranks are artists, dancers, writers and musicians. In fact, musical porn stars have long been a thing. Andrea True, star of such ’70s titles as Chambermaids and Dance of Love, topped...

HUSTLER Classic: A Totally Knots Pictorial

America’s Magazine got especially twisted with this 1979 gem Ever feel like your stomach is in knots? Not a great feeling, huh?  Yeah, well imagine how the model in this layout felt. Part nude pictorial, part magic trick, “Knotty Lady,” from the October ’79 HUSTLER, featured a beauty with a very particular set of skills—namely, the ability...

Dani Daniels AKA Wonder Woman

Powerhouse Dani Daniels is an adult superstar, entrepreneur, artist and talk show host. We spend a day on the set of her new Amazon hit, Dinner With Dani, to hear tales about stripping, “sucking all the D” and just how easy it is to shock a shock comic. HUSTLER: Okay, first question, Do you have a...

Astrid Star: Military Grade Hottie

Before Astrid Star entered the adult industry, where she has served up hot scenes in numerous XXX titles including Anal Depraved and Nurse Orgy, she served our nation in the United States Navy on active duty for four years. In honor of Veterans Day and all who have served, HUSTLERMagazine.com spoke to Star about her time in...

Amber Lynn’s Autobiography Will Be About ‘Personal Self-Acceptance’

“The book is going to be about my life. Not just my life and times in the adult business,” XXX legend says Porn legend Amber Lynn will be adding the title of “author” to her list of accomplishments in the coming months, with a years-in-the-making autobiography planned for release next year. While Lynn unquestionably has...

HUSTLER Classic: What Happened in Vegas

America’s Magazine gives its readers a stiff shot of gender fluidity The trans community has made great strides toward acceptance and recognition in recent years, with gender fluidity spilling far and wide across popular culture.  In 1979, though? Not so much, by a long shot. Which is what made the June ’79 HUSTLER layout “Vegas...

HUSTLER Classic: A Big Moment for Equality

With its April ’75 issue, HUSTLER struck a blow for racial equality in a big way.  Actually, if you want to get technical, two big ways: the left one and the right one.  That particular issue included a momentous move for America’s Magazine, with the publication of a pictorial featuring its first black Honey.  It was...

Lingerie Lesbian Fun

10 Frilly Fillies Strip Down and Get Off Yes, we know; with winter approaching and temperatures dropping, most people are concerned with adding layers of clothing, rather than stripping them off. But if you really want to warm up, bask in the heat of these half-naked beauties. Decked out in their skimpy, satiny scanties adorned...

Sam Richardson: Comic Royalty

If you’ve watched a comedy in the last five years, there’s a decent chance Sam Richardson was in it. Iconic TV shows like Arrested Development, The Office, Portlandia and Drunk History. Comic films like We’re the Millers, Horrible Bosses 2, Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, Office Christmas Party or The House. Yup, Sam had roles in all of the above. The man...

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