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Better, Tighter, Wetter: Get the Pussy of Your Dreams

GENTLEMEN, INCREDIBLE SEX IS WITHIN YOUR REACH. LADIES, REMEMBER THAT PINK, TIGHT, ORGASMIC PUSSY OF YOUR TEENS? HAROLD LANCER, M.D., F.A.A.D., DOCTOR TO THE STARS, GIVES HUSTLER AN EXCLUSIVE ON A CUTTING EDGE VAGINAL REJUVENATION PROCEDURE—WITHOUT THE CUTTING. NO DOWNTIME. NO DOWNSIDE. JUST RADIOFREQUENCY ENERGY GENTLY HEATING THE TISSUES TO RESTORE TONE AND FUNCTION. WE...

HUSTLER Classic: America’s Magazine Goes to Prison

HUSTLER has had no shortage of legal entanglements since it first began publishing in 1974. In 1977, America’s Magazine took its brushes with the law to a whole new level, spending an entire issue behind bars.  The May ’77 HUSTLER—dubbed the Special Prison Issue—was a months-in-the-works project that took an interesting twist when, as it...

A Matter of Perspective: Behind Bree Mills’ Ambitious New Porn Thriller

HUSTLERMagazine.com speaks with Bree Mills, Angela White and Seth Gamble about playing dual roles, going to “very dark places” and crying with a boner.  There are two sides to every story, as the saying goes—and that concept is front and center in Perspective, the ambitious new adult film from writer/director Bree Mills. The new film, starring...

HUSTLER Classic: Certifiably Hot

America’s Magazine captivates readers with a girl-girl spread guaranteed to drive them around the bend.  Who among us hasn’t felt that we’re losing our minds at least a little bit once in a while? And what can drive a person wild faster than the sight of two hot chicks going to town on each other? ...

Sex Under The Starrs

HUSTLER: First of all, how can I swear in Polish? NATASHA: Pinga suka dziwka kurwa szmata. It’s like bitch, slut, ho, every word that you can imagine—so it’s five words, the baddest ones.   You were both born in Poland? NATALIA: Yes, Ostrów Mazowiecka. NATASHA: I was 12 and a half when we came here,...

Make It Rain

THIS GIG IS NO JOKE. STRIP CLUB DJS DESERVE YOUR RESPECT. THE GOOD ONES AT LEAST. THEY’RE THE HEROES WHO TIE IT ALL TOGETHER. THEY DEAL WITH CUSTOMERS AND MANAGEMENT, ALL WHILE TALKING ON THE MIC AND PROGRAMMING MUSIC FOR DOZENS OF DANCERS. BEING A SUCCESSFUL STRIP CLUB DJ IS A BALANCING ACT OF THE...

Inside ‘Coming Out Like a Porn Star’

INSIDE COMING OUT LIKE A PORN STAR with Jiz Lee • interview by Amanda Ferguson   HUSTLER: Was it difficult getting people to share their stories with you? JIZ LEE: A few years ago I started talking to my peers about coming out. Just getting advice and comparing notes about things like coming out to your children...

Meet the Litas

MEET MEMBERS OF THE ALL-FEMALE LOS ANGELES MOTORCYCLE GROUP, THE LITAS, AT THE TOP OF ELYSIAN PARK. THE GROUP’S UNASSUMING SPOKESWOMAN, JEN REGAN, CHOSE THE SPOT, WHICH IS USUALLY INHABITED BY JOGGERS OR TEENAGERS WHO WANT TO SUCK FACE TO THE DOWNTOWN SKYLINE. BUT IT’S EARLY ON A FRIDAY MORNING, SO IT’S JUST THE LITAS...

Badass Biker Babes

As a wise motorcycle enthusiast once said, “The only thing better than a streetbike is a woman riding one.” In honor of National Motorcycle Ride Day, we bring you the hottest things on two wheels.  Kagney Linn Karter One look at Kagney’s bike will tell you that she’s not a crotch rocket kind of gal....

HUSTLER Classic: Jenna Jameson’s Smoking-Hot Spread

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But not when it’s planted between the lips of Jenna Jameson. Then it becomes an object of intense envy.  It’s difficult to imagine a time when Jameson wasn’t regarded as a legend of XXX. But such was the case when she appeared in the November ‘94 HUSTLER, in...

Always Hungry: Jesse Jane’s Oral Fixation

Simply put, this XXX dreamgirl likes putting things in her mouth. Jesse Jane has been a porn superstar for nearly a decade. In the adult industry that’s the equivalent of having a career like quarterback Brett Favre’s. But as far as Hall of Fame candidates go, the Digital Playground bombshell wins hands-down. My latest HUSTLER...

HUSTLER Classic: Amber Lynn’s Golden Moment

As the classic proverb has it, “All that glitters is not gold.” Maybe so, but we know this much to be true: The glittering lady at the center of this HUSTLER Classic is certainly pure gold.  At the time the Holiday ’91 HUSTLER was published, Amber Lynn had already established herself among the top tier...

Big Girls Don’t Cry

Giant boobies, tremendous booty, flesh that bounces and jiggles— HUSTLER’s reporter at large dives deep into the big, beautiful world of fat girl sex and finds out why so many men go crazy for curves.  I admit it: I love fat girls. Don’t get me wrong, I love women of all shapes and sizes, but...

Ted Rall: Laugh Till You Cry

Ted Rall is a cartoonist, columnist and author with an independent, unique point of view. Skewering sacred cows and the status quo is his specialty. The ink slinger’s slyly subversive wit lampoons the power elite, and his radical departures from mainstream media groupthink court controversy and consternation from both conservatives and liberals. Over the years...

Marica Hase: Fuck Cancer!

Last year, Marica Hase’s life took a drastic turn, when the Japanese-born porn star was diagnosed with breast cancer. But Hase isn’t just determined to beat the disease—she’s looking to kick its ass like it owes her money. Currently in remission but years away from being officially declared cured, the XXX sensation has offered inspiration...

HUSTLER Classic: Alien Ab-dick-tion

UFO groupies worldwide were no doubt disappointed by the “Storm Area 51” movement, which started out as a joke and ended up as an even bigger joke last month, when a piddling group of extraterrestrial enthusiasts failed to discover if the truth was really out there at the Nevada military base.  They might have saved...

Angela White: The Wonder From Down Under

Angela White is already an extremely accomplished adult-film star, but she still has big things in front of her—and we’re not (just) talking about her jaw-dropping breasts. The Australian XXX phenomenon recently dropped by the HUSTLER offices and discussed her breathtaking photo-shoot for our 45th Anniversary issue, what freedom of expression means to her, and...

It’s a Swing Thing

Meet Mr. and Mrs. Jones, the 50-something devout Christian couple behind the swinger-positive We Gotta Thing podcast.  We Gotta Thing is a highly rated, sex-positive podcast hosted by two anonymous 50-somethings from the Washington, D.C. area, a married couple on the verge of celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary together. But if you talk to “Mr. and Mrs. Jones,”...

The Kominsky Method Involves a Little HUSTLER

America’s Magazine and Amber Lynn make a cameo in Netflix’s comedy starring Michael Douglas SPOILER ALERT: Do not read any further if you haven’t watched Season 2 of The Kominsky Method and don’t want to know what happens during the season.   Fans of the Netflix comedy The Kominsky Method, which returned for its second season on...

Black & Barely Legal

Say what you will about millennial entitlement—girls this beautiful, generous and eager are special. They deserve to spend long, lazy afternoons focusing solely on pleasure. And their demands are actually quite simple—just give them orgasm after orgasm…after orgasm. Enjoy the climactic experience of Barely Legal 154: Call 800- 763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com to...

HUSTLER Classic: A Tribute Fit for a Prince

The Purple One—or at least a well-hung facsimile of him—makes a splash in America’s Magazine. Few musical artists have infused their work with raw sexuality with the same hyper-horny gusto that Prince did. (“Darling Nikki,” anyone?) So it only made sense that the Purple One—or at least a horse-hung facsimile of him—should make his way...

A BARELY LEGAL Halloween: Putting the “Boo” in “Booty”

Trick or treat? Why not both? While April Aniston, Daizy Cooper, Izzy Lush and Paige Owens might be just a wee bit too old for knocking on doors in search of candy, they’re just the right age for mouthwatering Halloween shenanigans—and they sure are sweet as a caramel-covered apple. With All Hallows’ Eve upon us, prepare...

Angela White Does HUSTLER Hollywood

How better to spend your Friday night than in the presence of porn royalty?  HUSTLER Hollywood’s Sunset Boulevard location was packed with eager fans on October 25, as XXX superstar Angela White dropped in to press the flesh and sign autographs for her loving followers.  The event, which kicked off at 7 p.m., brought White...

HUSTLER Classic: One Sexy Beast

The classic fairy tale Beauty and the Beast has been adapted dozens of times across literature, the live stage, television and the big screen. Typically those adaptations haven’t included graphic depictions of pussy-eating and screwing, but leave it to HUSTLER to put an erotic new twist on an old favorite. Despite an Easter-themed cover, the...

Kinky Horror: Diana Prince Will Scare You Stiff!

This XXX veteran, fright-flick aficionada and current Mail Girl on The Last Drive-In With Joe Bob Briggs is here to chill every bone in your body—except one With the spooky season looming on the shadowy horizon, HUSTLERMagazine.com is getting into the spirit by catching up with one of the sexiest horror hosts out there. Darcy the Mail...

HUSTLER Classic: The Fucking Dead

Forget whistling past the graveyard; how does humping against the tombstone grab you? Oh, sure; The Walking Dead has made zombies all the rage in recent times, but years before the AMC post-apocalyptic drama hit the airwaves, HUSTLER was raising the deceased—along with readers’ pricks—with the dead-on pictorial “Sasha Knox & Talon: I Was a...

GLOW Girl Jeanne Basone: Wham! Bam! Body Slam!

HUSTLERMagazine.com gets in the ring with Jeanne “Hollywood” Basone for a no-holds-barred interview If you are like us, you loved wrestling in the 1980s. The choreographed chaos of Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper ruled our collective TVs during the Reagan years. And if you were a red-blooded American male discovering the...

Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild

There’s only one thing that can make the great outdoors even greater: a hot chick frolicking naked under the sun There’s nothing like fresh air and sunshine to get a gal’s juices flowing. When these beauties hear the call of the wild, they heed it with raw enthusiasm.  Henessy (“Call Me Danger,” July ’17 HUSTLER)...

The Inner Game of Domination

THERE’S MORE TO MASTER MOJO THAN FLASHY MOVES, PROPER PROTOCOL AND POLITICALLY CORRECT POSTURING. HERE’S HOW TO BRING YOUR A-GAME TO THE DUNGEON.   There may not be one true way to be an effective and desirable dominant partner to an intelligent submissive woman with fantasies and designs of her own, but there are a...

Riley Reyes: Fighting for a Better Porn Future

Riley Reyes is more than just a pretty face and a killer body; as chairwoman of the Adult Performer Advocacy Committee [APAC], adult-film actress Reyes is also a sharp-minded, passionate champion of porn entertainers’ rights.  In October, Reyes and APAC teamed with the Free Speech Coalition and its industry relations representative Lotus Lain for a...

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