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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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HUSTLER Classic: Alien Ab-dick-tion
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HUSTLER Classic: Alien Ab-dick-tion

UFO groupies worldwide were no doubt disappointed by the “Storm Area 51” movement, which started out as a joke and ended up as an even bigger joke last month, when a piddling group of extraterrestrial enthusiasts failed to discover if the truth was really out there at the Nevada military base. 

They might have saved themselves a lot of trouble and simply sought out this pictorial from the January ’91 HUSTLER, which provided a more satisfying answer to the question of life on other planets. 

The photo-set, “Mars Needs Pussy,” depicted a housewife who yearns to recapture “the only erotic experience that she can truly say was out of this world”—a very close encounter with a trio of boner-bearing aliens. 

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