November 2019

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Steel Panther: Metal’s Gods of Pussy Are Coming Hard for You

In this time of the Me Too movement, over-sensitivity and excessive political correctness, Steel Panther still rock out with their cocks out. As they have for over two decades now. The Sunset Strip hair-metal foursome’s new CD, Heavy Metal Rules, is packed with filthy, funny, blistering hard-rock chestnuts with titles like “Always Gonna Be a Ho,” “Gods of Pussy” and “All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight).” 

HUSTLERMagazine.com caught up with lead singer Michael Starr and guitar god Satchel backstage before a show in Sacramento, California, to discuss cocaine versus pretzels, herpes, dying on stage and their latest collection of balls-out metal.

HUSTLERMagazine.com:  On one of your previous albums, you have a song about fucking 17 girls in a row, and on this new album the lead single is “All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight).” What happened?

Michael: Well, have you seen us? We look good, dude.

But how did you go from fucking 17 girls to jerking off alone?

Satchel: I can tell you right now, it all depends on the quality of the chick. If you have 17 really ugly sludge piggies lined up, then sometimes it’s just better to just do a weenie tuck in the mirror, look at yourself and just jack off all over yourself. Any guy will agree with that. You don’t take every opportunity.

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