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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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Love in the Time of Coronavirus
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Love in the Time of Coronavirus

With social distancing and quarantining becoming the new normal, we look at how people are (and aren’t) getting it on in these trying times.

At this stage in life under the COVID-19 lockdown, we’re all familiar with the phrase “social distancing.” But if we’re all supposed to stay six feet away from each other, how are the horny supposed to thrive?

At least one expert has already shared publicly that it’s okay to fuck your frisky friends if they are already living in your home. Celebrity medical-type guy Dr. Oz told TMZ that being in the bone zone will stop you from engaging in domestic combat. 

“The best solution if you’re holed up with your significant other, quarantined, is have sex,” Dr. Oz said. “You’ll live longer, get rid of the tension … It’s certainly better than staring at each other and getting on each other’s nerves.”

On March 21, the New York City Department of Health released a hilariously serious and detailed guide to sex and the coronavirus. They not only said you can play doctor with those already around you, but also gave detailed tips on how to nurse your own loins. 

“You are your safest sex partner. Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after,” the government agency said. 

So, nookie with your live-in lover—safe.

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