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July 2024

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HUSTLER Classic: The Wetter, the Better
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HUSTLER Classic: The Wetter, the Better

With the hot summer months upon us, it’s more important than usual to stay well-hydrated. As a public service announcement, allow us to remind you of that importance with this soaking-wet blast from the past. 

A splashy highlight from the July ’03 HUSTLER, “Austin & Bambi: Headbangers” didn’t do a lot to promote the concept of water conservation. However, it surely sent torrential waves of pleasure surging across the laps of readers everywhere, as it shared the tale of Austin and Bambi, a pair of beauties whose appreciation for hard-rocking beats was surpassed only by their appreciation for each other’s warm, soft—and thoroughly soaked—bodies. 

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