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HUSTLER Classic: Where There’s a Will, There’s a Lay

A death in the family is typically anything but a sexy event. But in one HUSTLER pictorial, anyway, a deceased relative led to a situation where the body in the casket wasn’t the only stiffie on display.  The pictorial, November ’02’s Hannah & Ben: Will to Suck Seed, shared the story of Hannah, who according...

HUSTLER Classic: Strap On, Get Off

Two hot blondes. One huge strap-on. And absolutely no reservations.  Travel with us now back to the January 2002 HUSTLER and the red-hot pictorial Dayton & Tawni: Golden Pink, which offered the tale of Dayton, a flaxen-haired beauty who was lucky enough to marry into money—and also fortunate to have her side-piece Tawni, who came...

HUSTLER Classic: The Wetter, the Better

With the hot summer months upon us, it’s more important than usual to stay well-hydrated. As a public service announcement, allow us to remind you of that importance with this soaking-wet blast from the past.  A splashy highlight from the July ’03 HUSTLER, “Austin & Bambi: Headbangers” didn’t do a lot to promote the concept...