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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 1: Don’t Try This at Home!
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 1: Don’t Try This at Home!

Pile drivers? BDSM? Shower sex? They all might look hot on screen when you’re enjoying a XXX video, but are they practical in real life? We consult the experts—aka, porn performers—in the interest of sexual enlightenment.

We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement. has your best interests at heart, so we rounded up some of the hottest and horniest talent in the business to get their expert advice on an array of carnal topics.

Over the coming weeks and months, we will be penetrating the minds of XXX’s finest to find out how to become the best lovers we can be. There’s plenty of advice for both the curious and the experienced, with suggestions and tips for guys and girls to make sure that 2020 will be a bumper year for great boning.

It seemed like a good idea to start off with some things which are best left on the porn shoot. Adult film is fantasy, and the world of XXX is one which is to be taken as such. From aggressive pickup lines to piledrivers, some things just don’t transfer all that easily to real life. But don’t take our word for it—read what the pros have to say below. What porn-style activities should non-professionals definitely not try to copy?

Meana Wolf: Well, don’t have sex in moving cars; don’t go B to V (that’d be butt to vagina), and skip the performative fake choking. Literally nothing dries up my pussy faster than a dude putting his hand on my neck simply because he saw it in a porno. Also, don’t have unprotected sex with people if you do not know their STI status. And seriously, don’t put two dicks in your ass if you’ve never even put one dick in your ass, you know? I think that’s a pretty good all-around metaphor for life, really. 

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