The world seems to be falling apart before our eyes these days—and many of us likewise feel like we’re barely holding it together, especially physically. For many, months of stay-at-home has meant plenty of binging on food and drink, and precious little exercise to offset the self-indulgence. There’s a pretty good chance that the biggest workout going on in your place these days is the one that your couch is enduring, as it struggles not to collapse under the formidable weight of your ever-expanding ass.
Allow us to provide you with some fitness inspiration with this workout fodder from the October ’04 HUSTLER.
According to the text of the pictorial “Nadia, Sativa & Simone: Getting Their Kicks,” Nadia and Simone were initially inspired to seek the services of comely martial-arts instructor Sativa due to a report of violent crime occurring in their area.
