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HUSTLER Classic: Nice Butt—and Nice Boat!

Ah, sailing the high seas! The fresh air. The sunshine. And if you’re lucky, a smoking-hot, naked babe to serve as your first mate.  These were the delights to be found in the January ’05 HUSTLER pictorial “Lily Thai: Taste Treat.” Lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, the pictorial depicted a sunny day out on the...

Sex Is My Cardio

No, you can’t screw your way to a skinnier you—but physical training can boost your sex drive, and the right sex positions can help you burn more calories in bed. Here’s your guide if you want to be fucking healthy. A hefty slab of lard-ass America is finding its way to the gym these days...

HUSTLER Classic: The Neighborly Lay

As a wise man once noted, good fences make good neighbors. And most of the time, that’s a very valid sentiment. After all, neighbors are generally a nuisance—if they’re not keeping you up all night with their loud parties, they’re stinking up the place with the MAGA flags hanging off their porches and generally making...