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Don’t Sweat It

The ritual of most men is to shower before leaving the house, ensuring that their redolence radiates with favorability as they venture out for a poon-prowling night on the town. They douse themselves in all the latest, greatest fragrances because they think a pleasing aroma is what gets the love holes of the ladies fluttering...

Keep Your Shirt On? No Thanks!

With another summer upon us, a troubling question once again raises its head. Namely, why is public female toplessness still so discouraged in America? We explore the ongoing battle to free the nipple. Summer is upon us. Right now, people all over the country are coming out of hibernation, thawing out their ding-a-lings and snatches,...

HUSTLER Classic: Stay Gold

As the old proverb says, all that glitters is not gold. A gleaming, pink pussy paired with a shiny, gilded dildo, however? That’s a combination that’s worth its weight in bullion.  Case in point: the classic September ’04 pictorial “Nautica: Goldmember.” Lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, the photo-spread featured an exotic beauty who understood just...