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December 2021

Featuring Marykate Moss
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Summer of Lust?

With the COVID vaccine rolling out, a sex-starved populace could very well be humping up a storm by July. But what will it really take to get back to fucking normal? Trying to get laid was rough business last year. The lockdowns imposed to combat the spread of the dreaded COVID-19 virus and the gnawing...

HUSTLER Classic: Rocking the Boat

A sunny, relaxing day out on the water with two hot chicks, a couple of fishing poles and a big, juicy slice of watermelon—it doesn’t get much better than that.  Such was the idyllic setting portrayed in the classic HUSTLER pictorial Rose & Louise: S.S. Love on the High Seas, from the November ’81 issue...

HUSTLER Classic: Slip of the Tongue

Sometimes people say one thing when they mean another. And other times, people will misspeak and accidentally reveal exactly what’s on their minds.  For a prime example of the latter, look no further than the May ’02 HUSTLER pictorial Hannah Harper: Pink in Mind.  Blonde, statuesque and more than happy to strip down to show...