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HUSTLER Classic: Stay Gold

As the old proverb says, all that glitters is not gold. A gleaming, pink pussy paired with a shiny, gilded dildo, however? That’s a combination that’s worth its weight in bullion.  Case in point: the classic September ’04 pictorial “Nautica: Goldmember.” Lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, the photo-spread featured an exotic beauty who understood just...

HUSTLER Classic: A Real Pick-Me-Up

A pair of hot chicks stripping down and getting down and dirty with each other is always an inspiring sight, but sometimes it’s more uplifting than usual. Case in point: The classic April 2006 pictorial “Nevaeh & Celeste Star: How to Pick Up Chicks.”  The pictorial, lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, shared the tale of...

Finding a New Meet Market

Forget the bars, the gyms and the dating apps; you’ll have better luck finding your next partner in the places you’d least expect. In most cities, there are only a handful of places where the horny and lonely go to meet eligible singles. Bars, of course, rank high on the list. After all, it’s a...