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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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Don’t Sweat It
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Don’t Sweat It

The ritual of most men is to shower before leaving the house, ensuring that their redolence radiates with favorability as they venture out for a poon-prowling night on the town. They douse themselves in all the latest, greatest fragrances because they think a pleasing aroma is what gets the love holes of the ladies fluttering like a murder of crows standing a little too close to an electrical transformer. 

The problem for these guys is, they’re doing it wrong. Although there are undoubtedly women out there who appreciate a man who smells like the pages of GQ, there is a legion of ladies who desire the dirty. Yessiree, boys—some women have a kink for stink.

It might sound repugnant to mount a malodorous man when so many dudes out there are well-versed in the subtle art of good hygiene, but for women like Briana, a 33-year-old cannabis dispensary worker hailing from Michigan, getting naughty with the noxious is all the rage. “I like my men to smell like men,” she tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “If he smells oniony, that’s okay.” Brianna’s odoriferous lover fills her nostrils with ecstasy. “There’s definitely something masculine about when he’s sort of ripe and tastes like salt when I’m making out with him,” she enthuses.  

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