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Big Announcement: I’m Coming!

Why does your woman let out rafters-rattling love-cries when she’s about to climax? We decipher her high-decibel hump-howls. Women are all about making big announcements. Just scroll through the various social media feeds and other online platforms where influencer meets exhibitionist. You’ll clearly see that the ladies have an affinity for publicly revealing everything that’s...

Hey, Stop Playing With Yourself When I’m Home!

Masturbating while your significant other is under the same roof is usually considered bad form in a relationship, but it really shouldn’t be. Join us as we get a grip on this prickly topic. Cohabitate long enough with that special someone you’re banging, and you’re sure as shit going to come home one day and...

Animal Attraction

Pet owners, rejoice! Research reveals that having a pooch or a kitty could help you get laid more. But beware; your furry companion could also be a total cock-blocker. When trying to assess someone’s overall fuckability, humans typically go in as superficial as possible, perhaps imagining the person naked, twisted in all sorts of compromising...