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October 2023

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Real or Fake? The Great Breast Debate

Are surgically enhanced boobs best, or is natural the way to go? Join us as we weigh in on the eternal discussion. It is perhaps man’s greatest victory to get a woman’s shirt off. Unleashing those ta-tas is often the first telltale sign that, as long as he doesn’t do something really stupid to screw...

Sex on the Side

Sure, the idea of having a backup boo in addition to your main squeeze might sound great, but be careful—if you don’t go about it the right way, it could lead to hurt feelings and maybe a smashed windshield. While some of us genetically inferior slobs are out there trying like hell to get laid...

Love It Limp?

Most people would agree—nothing beats a boner. But a surprising number of women enjoy playing with a flaccid wang on occasion. Most fuckers will tell you that there ain’t nothing like a hard cock. The swollen appendages between dudes’ legs have been showing humping humanity a good time since we first emerged from the primordial...