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Phubbing Up the Relationship

How an obsession with smartphones and social media could be creating a serious disconnect in your sex life. Despite the oft-held belief that technology is a powerful tool for connecting the population, the rise of social media has become one of the greatest cockblockers of modern times. It’s just different out there now.  “There’s no...

When the Sex Gets Hairy

According to a recent survey, a third of women will decline to get busy if they haven’t shaved their legs. We clear through the brush to get to the root of this prickly topic. For most guys, anxiety mounts before they roll over to inquire if the missus is in the mood to be enthusiastically...

Apocalypse, Now? Let’s Fuck!

Yes, between climate change and societal upheaval, it might feel like we’re spiraling toward the end times—but who’s to say we can’t dive into the devastation dick-first? Before renowned physicist Stephen Hawking shuffled off this mortal coil in 2018, he predicted the world would end within the next thousand years, as sinister developments like the...