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HUSTLER Classic: Dune Bunnies

Sandboarding might be one of the more obscure of the extreme sports, but it has grown in popularity over the years. And if the industry ever decided to take its marketing cues from the Holiday ’03 HUSTLER pictorial Betty Sue & Fallon: Sand Blast, it could probably generate a craze that makes the X Games...

HUSTLER Classic: Spitting Images

Health experts have emphasized the importance of remaining well-hydrated for decades, if not centuries. If you need even more reason to keep your fluid levels up, consider this: drinking water helps boost your saliva production, allowing for a slick, slippery, spittle-slathered sex session.  Exhibit A: The classic pictorial Tracey & Celeste: Slobber Sisters, from the...

HUSTLER Classic: Rooftop Cooter

Usually when people head up to their roof it’s for a breath of fresh air, or to gaze out upon the cityscape, or maybe to get a better look at the stars. The Honeys featured in the March 2001 HUSTLER pictorial Felicia & Gina: It’s the Clit, Stupid, however, took to their roof in search...