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Fucking Fatal?
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Fucking Fatal?

Could a lack of sex actually kill you? Well, it’s certainly isn’t good for you—and there’s a mountain of evidence that humping on the regular has numerous health benefits.

Can you die from a lack of sex? That appears to be the concern of many people currently suffering a sexual drought. 

No doubt, a dry spell can seem dire at times. Some poor bastards go months without sex, even years, and the lack of physical contact tends to wreak havoc on their psyches, causing some to wonder if their days are numbered if they don’t get some action soon.

But don’t take our word for it. A recent study by the prosthetic penis company Emisil found that a colossal 10 million people worldwide have googled whether they will drop dead due to a diddle deficiency, a sign that a heck of a lot of folks are filled with an immense sense of dread when they don’t get laid. 

“Man, I’ve been there,” Cody, 35, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “I think the longest I’ve ever gone [without sex] was like three months, and I definitely felt like I wasn’t going to make it.”

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