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Fellatio Fallout

In the February ’13 issue of HUSTLER we used the “Dick in the Mouth” feature to get back at comedian Jeffrey Ross for dissing our fearless leader, Mr. Larry Flynt. Ross was a good sport about the gag, perhaps recognizing that he...

Copulating Couple

Lilyanne Bloom and Max Sauvage, founders of PornographicLove.com, earn their keep by doing what they love: each other. The kinky Canadians launched the website to chronicle their sexual adventures, which include plenty of flagrant fucking, a bounty...

Golden Genitals

Nothing gets women naked faster than telling them it’s in the name of art.  Just ask American artist Spencer Tunick, who somehow persuaded 1,700 volunteers not just to strip down in front of an opera house in Munich, Germany, but also to...

Yank Plank

Planking—lying facedown as stiff as a board in unusual places—is already passé with photo-sharing hipsters. The cool kids may have moved on to Tebowing, owling and Eastwooding, but Angga Pratama has been busy putting her own spin on cultural...

San An-Bone-Io

If everything is bigger in Texas, then it stands to reason that residents of the Lone Star State boast some mighty impressive freak flags. Now, thanks to the San Antonio Fetish Ball, they have a place to fly them. This annual event is the brainchild...

Bicycling in the Buff

Thankfully, young activists all over the globe have realized that nudity is a great way to capture the media’s attention. In recent demonstrations against vehicular pollution, naked bicyclists have been spotted rolling down the...

Cougars Unleashed – Heather Kennedy

LOCATION: Los Angeles AGE: 42 SEE HER AT: Facebook.com/heather.kennedy23 Heather Kennedy might look like the typical California girl. She’s a busty blonde with a lovely tan and toned body. But our latest Cougar...

Where Sexy Meets Strange

If you enjoy art and partial nudity but don’t like visiting stuffy museums or seedy topless bars, here’s a recurring event that might be up your alley. The 15th World Bodypainting Festival—held recently in Pörtschach,...

Imaginary Intercourse

As a teenager, did you ever spend lonely evenings pretending to have sex with someone who wasn’t in your bedroom? It might be time to dust off your old skills. First held at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas, the Air Sex...

Hefty Honeys

At the recent Big Beautiful Women FanFest, dozens of plus-sized adult models and performers descended upon Las Vegas to meet their many fans and do some major damage at Sin City’s celebrated buffets. Among the large and lovely ladies on hand...

Nerds & Nymphos

Geek culture has officially become cool. Perhaps nothing signifies this more than the fact that San Diego’s Comic-Con—once a haven for nerds—has become a popular destination for XXX stars. Katie Summers, Lizzy Borden and Phoenix Marie were...

Hooker Hits The Runway

Twenty-year-old Zahia Dehar (left) has traversed an unusual road to success in the fashion industry. In 2010, Dehar was at the center of a major sex scandal involving three French soccer players who had allegedly paid big bucks to have sex...

Fresh-Faced Gags

Once again the latest issue of HUSTLER HUMOR is stuffed to the gills with ribald jokes and provocative cartoons. To order your copy (which costs a mere $7), get a credit card in hand and call 1-800-763- 8271 ext...

The Seeds of Sedition!

On January 20, 2009 a small group of Republicans made a pact to intentionally sabotage our nations economic...

Big-Time Bash

HUSTLER recently hosted a smashingly successful party at The Colony, one of L.A.’s hippest nightclubs. Those lucky enough to get through the doors were treated to good tunes and a close-up view of hot HUSTLER models slithering sexily through...

Hot Dog Hooker?

New York resident Catherine Scalia, who operates a food truck specializing in hot dogs, was recently busted. It wasn’t Scalia’s wieners that got her into hot water. The fortysomething, who titillates customers by wearing a bikini top,...

HUSTLER Book Club

Daniel Clowes— best known for his graphic novel Ghost World, which was made into a feature film—has been delivering smart, funny, trenchant comics about American life for decades. Providing insight into his creative process is The Art of Daniel...

Tasty Cake-Stanley Cup

Los Angeles hockey fans were delighted to see the hometown Kings win the Stanley Cup for the first time in 45 years. At the same time, fans of impressive cleavage were pleased that Taylor Stevens was featured extensively in television...

Boobs A-Flappin’

Hundreds of fat titties dropped from the sky as the Flight of the Tatas invaded Las Vegas. Joined by actor David Arquette and boobylicious porn star Jesse Jane, a flock of baredevils attempted to set a new Guinness world record for the largest...

American Asskicker

Check out this bitchin’ new movie about renegade painter and HUSTLER pal Robert Williams. The king of lowbrow art and psychedelic surrealism has been churning out eyeball-blistering, compulsively detailed canvases for decades. A born...