A Canadian study has found another benefit to penis-in-pussy action. Researchers from McGill University recently published an article—“Frequency of Penile-Vaginal Intercourse is Associated with Verbal Recognition Performance in Adult Women”—which basically concluded that the more dick a chick gets, the better she does on word memory tests. The authors suggest that this may mean that sex increases the growth and development of the hippocampus, the area of the brain responsible for memory formation.
The study relied on just one sample of 78 heterosexual women under age 30, so who knows how this might apply to men, lesbians, old folks or dyslexics. Naturally, further research is needed. (Frankly, as far as we’re concerned, getting fucked so good you can’t remember your own name is a benefit not even science can ruin.)