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Naked World

There’s no place where the sun don’t shine at Nudes-a-Poppin’, the largest and longest-running nude beauty pageant. Presided over by host Ron Jeremy, the event is a once-a-year opportunity for amateur and professional photographers to bring...

Ivy League Anal

Harvard—privileged pit of ripe, crimson assholes. But sphincters can be so confusing. Frustrated in their efforts to master rear entry, students called on the institution to offer a class in the “exciting yet often misunderstood pleasure” that...

Royal Pain

The British are coming! Or maybe not. New regulations laid before Parliament ban all manner of fun from smut produced in Limeyland. Female ejaculation, face sitting and fisting top a list that also forbids spanking, watersports, verbal abuse,...

Find The Fuckers

Brooklyn-based Ghost+Cow Films confess that Drone Boning was never intended to be jerkoff material. With its soaring ambient music and breathtaking fly-overs of scenic vistas, the first skin flick filmed entirely by drones is reminiscent of a car...

Sick and Silly Sex Pranks

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40th Anniversary Classics

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A HUSTLER New Year’s

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40th Anniversary Bash

This is what a HUSTLER party looks like. And yes, we are lucky...

Triple-X Trivia

For every dude who’s ever measured his dick or seen how far he could shoot his jizz, here are the marks to beat. Plus other weird-ass sex facts that might just win you a brew or two in your next barroom bet. The record for World’s Farthest...

Porn Saves the World!

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Dutch Treat

Selling pussy has been legal for so long in Amsterdam, they already have a museum for it. Even if you’re eager to hit the meat streets and blow your wad (in more ways than one), go here first to find out what the going rate is: 50 euros (or $70)...

Celebrity Dick

As if he’s ever in need of more pussy, Nick Hawk, star of Showtime’s Gigolos, crashed Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Club Las Vegas to autograph copies of the May ’14 issue. Check it for tips from the lady-killer himself, plus XXX pics of Hawk with...

Movie Buff

Let’s hear it for casting-couch cuties who recently popped their full-frontal cherries. After all, why should only Hollywood insiders get to do the body check? With skin like this on the mainstream screen, it’s time to spend a sick day or two...

You Bet Your Ass

Still pissed off that the Broncos lost? Well, what you don’t know is that over half the people betting aren’t putting their money on a team. They’re more worried about shit like: How many inches of snow will fall game day? What color Gatorade...

40th Anniversary Collector’s Edition

This landmark issue of HUSTLER HUMOR is going fast! Get yours now! Call 1-800-763-8271 ext. 7651 to order America’s Funniest Magazine. Nothing-sacred cartoons, perverted jokes and more of the steamy flesh featured in...

Cruz Control

Don’t color outside party lines! This prime piece of propaganda aimed at kids and dimwits of all ages couldn’t be better if it were crapped out by Joseph Goebbels himself. No, we didn’t make it up; it’s a real coloring and activity book...

Crash Test Dummy

Who would have guessed that Ron Jeremy would be the new Weird Al? With 5 million hits and counting, Jeremy’s fucked-up spoof of Miley Cyrus’s “Wrecking Ball” is blowing up YouTube. All we want to know is, what the hell is up with his freaky...

Nobel Gesture

Backed by a band wearing bright blue HUSTLER tees, Morrissey took center stage at the Nobel Peace Prize concert. Moz’s appearance sparked controversy in Norway, stemming from comments he made after right-wing extremist Anders Breivik gunned down...

Whip It Good!

From a cat-o’-nine-tails to ball gags and nipple clamps, Sex Nerd Sandra knows the pleasures of pain. Her recent BDSM workshop at the West Hollywood Pleasure Chest schooled her captive audience on the basics from paddling to enemas. For more on...

Topless Tuesdays

Eight a.m. Another day, another fucking dollar, another godawful commute to the office. Then you pull up to the Devil’s Brew for your caffeine jolt. A barista brings you your order, flashes a smile and, best of all, her boobs are right in your...

Exit Through The Strip Club

Renegade street artist Banksy hit the HUSTLER Club in Hell’s Kitchen for the 24th piece of his month-long “residency” in New York City. This forlorn gentleman was stenciled onto the rolldown security gate of our jiggle...

Jackoff Justice

Now you can jerk off at the beach without getting busted! If you move to Sweden, that is. The Södertörn District Court recently acquitted a man of all charges originating from his sandy handy. What got him off? He was just stroking it solo, not...