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Claw Brawl

“Elbows on the pads!” Cheered on by a bawdy crowd, the Velvet Hammer faces the Barberess of Seville, who promises to “rip your roots out faster than you can say Brazilian with a landing strip.” Eyes lock. Hands grip. The ref shouts,...

Streaks & Stripes

Wearing little more than sneakers, a horde of activists recently dashed through the London Zoo to raise funds and awareness for the endangered Sumatran tiger. The streakers—one for each of the 300 rare cats still remaining in the wild— earned...

Fuckable Faculty

The headmaster of a British private school caught some major crap for recommending that a XXX performer conduct sex-ed classes. He argued that a hardcore pro could help students learn the difference between porn and genuine intimacy. They’d also...

Shake It, Baby!

Welcome to the 16th annual Exotic Dancer Awards Show—held where else but Sin City. For three days Vegas turned into one big pussy bar. Gawkers drank to excess, cheered on favorites and relished the stripper sweat spraying their faces. Erotic...

No.2 Rules

Sim Jae-Duck—ex-mayor of Suwon, Korea—was born in a toilet (literally!) and fixated by the ol’ dump ever since. He felt it his duty to clean up the city’s poopers and was known around town as Mr. Toilet. In homage to his obsession,...

All Hands on Dick

This one-stop bate shop boasts a five-finger discount every day of the week. Visit its location in Bonita Beach, Florida, where a friendly staff of wankers will be happy to assist you. They offer the ultimate fly-fishing...

Gutter Talk

XXX stars love to play with heavy balls, especially for a good cause! At the recent Porn Star Bowling Fundraiser—cohosted by the Free Speech Coalition and LATATA (Licensed Adult Talent Agents Trade Association)— upwards of 300 jizz-bizzers and...

XXX Legend’s Final Frontier

CoCo Brown’s work in adult entertainment opened up opportunities for her as a musician (under the moniker Ms. No Tonsils) and as an actress in mainstream fare (2005’s Antibodies). Now this restless sexpot is aiming...

Burn, Barbie, Burn

This is either a member of the women’s-rights group FEMEN staging a topless protest at the Barbie Dreamhouse Experience in Berlin, or Ken’s mistress finally got tired of his empty promises to leave Barbie and decided to crucify the...

Boob Bonanza

Coney Island’s 31st annual Mermaid Parade almost didn’t happen this summer due to a lack of cash. Thanks to some skillful last-minute fundraising, the quirky spectacle was saved and, once again, activists marched for the civil rights of...

HUSTLER Humor

As always, the latest issue of HUSTLER HUMOR magazine is chockfull of demented, perverted and irreverent cartoons, pics and jokes. If that’s what you’re into, call 1-800-763-8271 ext. 7651 to order. If you’re easily offended, treat...

Onanistic Overachievers

Since 1995, adventurous men and women in cities like San Francisco, London and Montreal have been staging Masturbate-a-Thons. The current record for longest wanking session is reportedly almost ten hours. On the other hand, the fastest...

Alluring Android

In the near future, countless workers will be replaced by machines. Even strippers will be in peril if erotic robots—like this model unveiled at a tech fair in Hanover, Germany—catch on. But can it give a lap dance without electrocuting our...

Digitally Demented

Longtime HUSTLER cartoonist Dan Collins recently launched an e-publishing company called Fun-E-Books. To purchase cool titles like Collins’s More! Cartoons That Will Send Me Straight to Hell—or How to Draw Cartoon Cars, penned by his cohort...

Pole Position

Pole dancing has gone mainstream. Once a sacred art practiced only by high priestesses of Skankdom, it’s now exercise fodder for Midwestern grandmothers. Dust off your moves, ladies, because the World Pole Dance Championships 2013 is right...

Burly-Q Babes

The burlesque revival offers a fun outlet for exhibitionists who want to dabble in old-school striptease techniques. Dudes in the audience get to ogle hot women without breathing the gonorrhea-thick air of a strip joint. What’s not to love?...

Warsaw Woodies

Recognizing that sex and death go together like peanut butter and chocolate or chloroform and cheerleaders, Polish coffin maker Lindner cooked up a very provocative promo calendar. So if you’d like to jerk off to a picture of a chick dragging...

Bloody Babes

This captivating picture of naked chicks drizzled with fake blood was snapped during an animal-rights protest in Madrid, Spain. If it’ll result in attractive female activists stripping in front of our headquarters, maybe HUSTLER should launch...

Shocking Bust

Jennifer Marchant, better known to fans of plumper porn videos as Scarlett Rouge, is now facing a murder rap in New York City. According to news reports, her boyfriend bled to death after being stabbed in the neck during what authorities suspect was...

Halloween Hotties

Unlike most women, porn stars don’t need to wait for Halloween to dress like a slut. But when trick-or-treat time comes around, so does the annual Heaven & Hell party in Hollywood, inspiring top XXX talent to push the boundaries of the...

Veteran Vaginas

Fans of old-school porn flocked to Las Vegas for the induction of a new class into the Legends of Erotica Hall of Fame at Showgirls Video. Among those honored were Alexandra Silk and Elizabeth Starr. It’s nice to see an industry treating its...

Demonic Boobs

If you love graphic novels and masturbating equally but find yourself unable to whack off to stories about brooding superheroes, please allow Gentlemen Comics to come to the rescue. Filling a niche in the booming graphic-novel business, the...

Colorful Cans

These alluring photos were snapped during a “body art” fashion contest in Christchurch, New Zealand. Some entrants went for an elegant, high-brow look, while others embraced their inner weirdness.We dig this new bodypainting trend among...

Legendary Lays

Jill Nelson’s book Golden Goddesses: 25 Legendary Women of Classic Erotic Cinema is a great gift for nostalgic poonhounds who lived through the glory days of porn and young people curious about what their parents and grandparents used as...