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September 2022

Scarlett Alexis
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Serving The Armed Services

For the past three years Mike Busey, founder of the Sausage Castle, a famed party house in Central Florida, has honored Veterans Day by sending pizza to veterans and active service members around the world. This year, inspired to...

Good Things Come In Threes

Is there anything technology can’t do? A new phone app is making threeways something that could actually happen—routinely! 3nder (pronounced thrinder), created by London-based Dimo Trifonov, allows users to search for...

Penis Envy

Sure, your penis is talented, but not as talented as Tim Patch’s. Patch, an Australian artist who goes by Pricasso, creates about a thousand portraits and landscapes a year using only his penis, scrotum and butt. For over a decade he’s wowed...

Club Girl: Felix Roxx

Felix Roxx has some etiquette advice: Put away your cell phones, gentlemen. “I really don’t like it when people sit at the stage looking at their phones while a pretty girl is dancing,” admonishes the 31- year-old. “If you’re...

Dumb As Shit

With May proms right around the corner, students across the country are marching off to sex ed assemblies to, presumably, learn about sex. Unfortunately, chances are that these kids—not to mention taxpayers— are getting totally screwed....

Stoya: Belle of the Ballroom

HUSTLER’s favorite New Yorker, Stoya, has a theory about why she was tapped to host the 2016 XBIZ Awards. “I have a little bit of a reputation for going ahead and saying things that are scandalous,” she confesses. “It...

Club Girl: Kat Dior

“I love risk. And being nude in public, in broad daylight, is always a rush,” confesses our March Club Girl. “It wasn’t easy walking around in heels on a train track, but hey, I made it work.” And how! Appearing at Larry Flynt’s...

Holy Fuck!

During Pope Francis’s three-day whirlwind visit to the U.S., the holy man shook hands with the prominent and the downtrodden, kissed babies, and spoke movingly about love, forgiveness and charity. He also met personally with hundreds of victims of...

Liberating Literature

It’s hard to imagine anyone, even a hot-blooded teenager, springing a boner while reading about a middle-aged woman finding a lump on her cervix. But that’s what keeps Tennessee mom Jackie Sims up at night. She’s on a mission to...

Club Girl

Shelby Sparks was earning a degree in journalism and creative writing at Penn State when she took a pole dancing class, just for fun. She was good. Really good. So she entered a few competitions, and shortly after was on her way to Las Vegas to...

Gun Crazy

Praise the Lord and pass the ammo! So goes the pretzel logic of Spike’s Tactical, a Florida gun manufacturer selling a “Christian-themed” assault rifle. Dubbed “The Crusader,” the AR-15 is etched with a Knights Templar Cross and shield...

Trump’s A Rump

Proving that he’s not one to learn from experience, Donald Trump has struck out twice now on attempts to co-opt popular music for his campaign. First The Donald blasted “Rockin’ in the Free World” at his Presidential bid kickoff event, a...

My Bloody Valentine

Chocolates? Candy? Jewelry? How about murder? Read our list of the worst Valentine’s Days. Ever. And be grateful for that shitty Whitman’s Sampler from CVS. • Juan Manuel Navarro and Ignacia Manriquez had three children together when Juan...

Happy New Year!

BAILEY RAYNE January ’15 Honey 1. I want to be more adventurous sexually. If I meet someone and we both want to have a freaky adventure without any strings attached, I want to be brave enough to just do it. 2. I want to have sex with a girl! Which...

World’s Oldest Profession

It’s long been our belief that consensual sex between adults, including the right to buy and sell it, should be legal. Now Amnesty International has reached the same conclusion. It turns out there’s pretty compelling evidence that...

Club Girl: Summer

“Girls get tricky,” laughs Summer, January’s mischievous Club Girl. “Sometimes they don’t like me because I look better than they do.” Entertaining at Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Club, Las Vegas, for the past six years, Summer says she...

The Fantastic Adventures of Captain & Boofo

We’re used to receiving interesting, sometimes even surprising mail from our readers (see Feedback, page 18), mixed in with the more standard fare (dirty jokes, complaints about the current state of pubic...

Gifts For Your Naughty List

TWERKING BUTT  Whoever opens this box on Christmas is sure to be impressed by your exquisite taste and refinement. Made of patented Cyberskin, the TwerkingButt is a tech nological miracle. It’s so lifelike! But wait,...

Club Girl: Avery

Avery, December’s featured dancer, has a soft spot for men who know what they want and ask for it—politely. “I’ve been dancing at HUSTLER Las Vegas since May,” says the 24-year-old beauty. “It’s the first and only gentlemen’s club...

Hardcore Funny

Rejoice, die-hard fans of dirty jokes and raw, raunchy cartoons. Our sidekicks at HUSTLER HUMOR have worked their asses off in Larry Flynt’s fun factory to churn out a superfunny edition that will leave you in stitches. Share the gags with your...

Bad Santas

Let the 2014 arrests across the U.S. be a lesson to bad Santas everywhere—Santa suits are not invisibility cloaks. Still, a pistol-packing Santa in Solana Beach, California, was able to evade authorities after sticking up a Chase Bank and making...

Domo Arigato, Ms. Roboto

“I am so happy and lucky to get this doll. She likes to hide around the house and scare people and crash parties on the weekends,” boasts a customer in one of many happy testimonials on RealDoll.com. Since 1996 these fully poseable,...

The Wild Side

TABOO, America’s premier fetish magazine, celebrates its debut relaunch with the now perfect-bound, collectible September/October issue. Ideal for both the curious and the curator, TABOO taps deep into the psyches and experiences of its gorgeous...

Club Girl: Callie Maze

“I love Las Vegas!” gushes Callie, November’s super-rad Club Girl, and a couple of years ago she got the tattoo to prove it. “It took several sessions, and yes, it hurt—it was brutal!” she admits of the elaborate ink job...