Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
Bits & Pieces
Articles with unfiltered opinions
Scream Cream
“So what are you?” At the annual L.A. Heaven and Hell bash, now over 20 years strong, the answer is always “Slutty!” From scantily clad pirates to Freddy Krueger’s favorite wet dreams, XXX starlets vie to win World’s Sexiest Costume....
F.M.K.: The Kardashians
KIM: FUCK Sure, there’s a definite vapid vacancy there, but really, we’d be hard-pressed to think of a celebrity derriere we’d rather fuck. Of course it would be tempting to jam a dick into her mouth instead, just to shut her the...
Frankenfoot
Like what you see? Then this might just be your next sex toy. The Vajankle—fun to say, isn’t it?—is just what it seems, a severed, wrinkled left foot made bangable by the addition of a vagina molded into its stump. Custom-made by Sinthetics, a...
Stars & Stripes Forever
Model Charlotte Stokely was stoked to land the cover of HUSTLER’s 41st Anniversary Edition. “Photographer Piper Ferguson called and said I was the perfect girl for the job. I’d been waiting to shoot with her forever, and a shot at...
God Bless Orgies
“Remember, we are all strangers until we meet!” That’s not just a motto—it’s a religion—at least for The Social Club in Nashville. Founded in 1980, this swingers’ club recently sold its downtown location and moved to the suburbs. When...
Oral Argument
A guy can get blown up serving his country, but if it went down during a year that happens to be a numeric euphemism for a certain sex position, he ain’t getting a commemorative license plate for it—at least not in Utah. Vietnam War veteran...
Don’t Be Clothes-Minded!
Finally, government at work! The Venice Neighborhood Council recently approved a motion which grants women “the same rights as men to sunbathe topless on the sands of Venice Beach,” reasoning Venice Beach was modeled around the...
Mind Fu@k
“I am Ela Darling, and this is pretty fucking cool, right?” For the past few months, former librarian and current porn star Ela Darling has been inserting Oculus cables up her butt and pussy to generate 3D holograms for VRtube, her new virtual...
Stop Vegetable Abuse!
Every day, in homes all across America, cucumbers suffer extreme torture. Eggplants are crushed. Squash is squashed. Corn is stripped of all dignity. Abusers shove carrots into cunts, radishes into rosebuds. It’s distressing. It’s...
Toy Porn
Do these mystery hands belong to one of HUSTLER’s hottest honeys? The Daily Mail thinks so, outing former adult star Sandy Summers as YouTube phenomena DC Toys Collector. Described as “crack for toddlers” and “toy porn” by technology...
Wear A Raincoat
Your summer vacation is right around the bend—finally. After months of busting your butt at a job you hate, all you want to do is go somewhere fun, party your ass off and get laid—repeatedly. But where to go or, perhaps more importantly, where...
Larry And Woody
Larry Flynt and Woody Harrelson respond to a text from compadre Willie Nelson, reminding him that he’s always on their...
The Trouble With Harry
One summer three years ago, in the privacy of a VIP hotel suite in Las Vegas, Prince Harry got drunk and naked with fellow revelers. If a full-time Apache helicopter pilot with two tours in Afghanistan under his belt doesn’t deserve to...
Cleats & Cleavage
Bombshell Ava Fiore has a lot of fight in her—literally. A 2002 Golden Gloves champion boxer, Fiore paid for her pilot license by participating in illegal street fights and last made headlines in 2008, when she was pulled over by Nebraskan state...
Naked World
There’s no place where the sun don’t shine at Nudes-a-Poppin’, the largest and longest-running nude beauty pageant. Presided over by host Ron Jeremy, the event is a once-a-year opportunity for amateur and professional photographers to bring...
Ivy League Anal
Harvard—privileged pit of ripe, crimson assholes. But sphincters can be so confusing. Frustrated in their efforts to master rear entry, students called on the institution to offer a class in the “exciting yet often misunderstood pleasure” that...
Royal Pain
The British are coming! Or maybe not. New regulations laid before Parliament ban all manner of fun from smut produced in Limeyland. Female ejaculation, face sitting and fisting top a list that also forbids spanking, watersports, verbal abuse,...
