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Fucking With Nature: A Field Guide to Outdoor Sex

Hoping to enjoy an al fresco fuckfest? Be careful—you don’t want to experience a natural disaster All kinds of magic can happen in the bedroom, but it’s never a bad idea to mix things up a little. The hallway, the kitchen and the bathroom all have their benefits too, but sometimes one might feel the...

HUSTLER Classic: The Ties That Bind

There are plenty of exercises for couples looking to build trust in their relationships. Like letting your partner search through your phone. Or talking about your fears with your partner.  But really, are any of them as satisfying as tying your partner up with rope and breaking out the strap-n for some good, dirty fun?...

Bryony Cole on the Age of Sex Tech

Increasingly realistic sex robots. Teledildonics and virtual reality. Allow the host of the Future of Sex podcast to lead you through the brave nude world of sex tech. As it turns out, “sex tech” is a concept that isn’t focused solely on robots that fuck (or “fucking robots,” if you will). Rather, “sex tech” is...

The Pretty Reckless: Death (and Life) by Rock ‘n’ Roll

Taylor Momsen opens up about recent tragedies and her band’s triumphant new album. The age of 27 is a notoriously dangerous one for rock stars. Sadly, it has marked the end of the line for more than a few iconic musicians. The members of the “27 Club” are legendary. Jimi Hendrix. Jim Morrison. Janis Joplin...

How Humiliating! How Exhilarating!

For those who practice humiliation kink, there’s a saving grace in being debased. Joe* was not the first client to slide into my DMs on my phone-sex platform and tell me that he wanted to debase himself for my amusement, but for whatever reason, he was the first one that I decided to humiliate.  Up...

Tail to the Chief: A Presidents Day Fuckfest

There’s no doubt that Americans are bitterly divided over politics these days. But Presidents Day is an opportunity for U.S. citizens to put their partisan differences aside and celebrate what truly makes this nation special—life, liberty and the pursuit of pussy. Join us now, then, for “Tail to the Chief: A Presidents’ Day Fuckfest.” This...

Larry & Me

It was the HUSTLER Christmas party, 1977, mere weeks before our move to Los Angeles. Finally, after two years in Columbus fucking Ohio and months of planning, the entire operation would be moved to a city that actually had a talent pool of writers, artists and editors to cull from. Of course I would have...

Larry Flynt, RIP: Freedom Is His Legacy

Larry Flynt, legendary Publisher of HUSTLER Magazine and fierce First Amendment champion, is no longer with us, but his remarkable legacy will forever remain alive. His courage and unflagging fight for free speech will continue to serve as an inspiration for all who cherish and defend liberty. Mr. Flynt’s story is truly one of a...

HUSTLER Classic: In the Deep End

It’s every pool owner’s nightmare: Guests who can’t be bothered to exit the water to relieve themselves, thereby turning one’s swimming spot into a cesspit. In fact, it’s a common enough occurrence that it has inspired the classic novelty sign reading, “Welcome to our OOL. Notice that there is no ‘P’ in it. Let’s keep...

Semen Sommeliers

Some of our favorite porn performers share their easy-to-swallow thoughts on the joys (and taste) of ball batter. Cum. Jizz. Spunk. Baby gravy. Semen. No matter what you call it (and all the names are pretty funny), it’s an inevitable part of sex with a guy. Cum is a gooey, sticky, hot way for a...

HS – Terms of Use

Terms of Use HUSTLERSUBSCRIPTION.COM Last Updated: August 1, 2019 This page contains the Terms of Use and User Agreement (“Agreement”) between you and LFP Publishing Group, LLC (“LFP”), the publisher of this Hustler Magazine Web site (the “Site”). The term “Site” as it is used in this Agreement includes any associated online and mobile websites, all subdomains...

Accept: Too Mean to Die

The band that gave the world “Balls to the Wall” is back with a kickass new album. Straight out of Germany, Accept first assaulted music fans’ unsuspecting ears in 1976 and broke through worldwide in 1984 with the AOR hit “Balls to the Wall.” Through the decades that have followed, the band’s lineup has shifted...

Inside Dan Savage’s Hump! Fest

Sex-advice guru Dan Savage is here to help you see porn in a whole new way with his annual presentation of unique and intimate erotic films. As HUSTLERMagazine.com readers are well aware, there is no shortage of porn in the world. No matter your preference, if you type a few keywords into an internet search...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Audrey Royal

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus on exotic beauty Audrey Royal, a dark-haired, Middle Eastern babe. In her first HUSTLER pictorial, the Anniversary ’17 issue’s All-American, Royal, who calls Los Angeles her home, had readers swelling with patriotic pride as she waved the...

HUSTLER Classic: Rooftop Cooter

Usually when people head up to their roof it’s for a breath of fresh air, or to gaze out upon the cityscape, or maybe to get a better look at the stars. The Honeys featured in the March 2001 HUSTLER pictorial Felicia & Gina: It’s the Clit, Stupid, however, took to their roof in search...

Wet, Hot & Naked III: More HUSTLER Honeys Get Splashy for Bath Time

In recent times, the importance of washing one’s hands has become a topic of utmost urgency. And what better reminder of the need for thorough hygiene than the sight of these beauties scrubbing up and getting down? Go ahead and soak it all in. And make sure to check out the first two installments of...

Dirty Girls

Erotic photographer Ellen Stagg celebrates self-confident females in all their glory with her brand-new book More Dirty Girls Having Fun. It’s jam-packed with over 300 eye-popping snaps of adult’s most alluring models and performers. We were lucky enough to snag a preview for our pages. Go to ShopEllenStagg.com or StaggStreet.com to order, and you’ll be...

Cindy Shine

“When I wake up in the morning, I am naked,” says Cindy Shine, 28, from Prague, Czech Republic. “And at bedtime I decide, go to sleep or play with my pussy?” How’s that for cutting to the chase? Despite her candor and allure, the 5-foot-3 eye-catcher might have ended up...

Her Sex Toys, Your Allies

Feel intimidated by your woman’s get-off gadgets? Calm down and wise up; they just might be the key to a better sex life for both of you. Take a peek inside the nightstand of any woman and don’t be surprised if you find a collection of sex toys. The American female’s bottom drawer has been...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lena Nicole

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-TImers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affection on Lena Nicole, a natural beauty in every sense of the word. The blond California native is an avid fan of our planet’s wonders, as she made abundantly—and arousingly—clear in her first HUSTLER...

HUSTLER Classic: Spitting Images

Health experts have emphasized the importance of remaining well-hydrated for decades, if not centuries. If you need even more reason to keep your fluid levels up, consider this: drinking water helps boost your saliva production, allowing for a slick, slippery, spittle-slathered sex session.  Exhibit A: The classic pictorial Tracey & Celeste: Slobber Sisters, from the...

Lingerie Lovedolls: Seventh Heaven

Brace yourselves, it’s time for another installment of Lingerie Lovedolls, where we revel in the majestic sight of beautiful babes stripping out of their frilly underthings to show off the delights underneath. This seventh edition of Lingerie Lovedolls will leave you feeling very lucky indeed, so don’t hesitate to dive in right away—and when you’re...

HUSTLER Classic: The Jerry Falwell Parody That Launched a Major First Amendment Victory

During his career as a televangelist and conservative activist, Jerry Falwell made no shortage of laughable assertions. Such as when he accused Tinky Winky—aka the purple character from children’s television series Teletubbies—of “modeling the gay lifestyle.” Or when he asserted that feminists, homosexuals and the ACLU, among others, were partially responsible for the Sept. 11,...

Megan Marx: Fit to Be Tied

Don’t be fooled by Megan Marx’s girl next door looks and petite frame; at heart she’s an industrial-strength sex machine with a taste for bondage—and partners of both the male and female variety.  Join HUSTLERMagazine.com as we take a deep dive with the 19-year-old box-cover star of Barely Legal #168: First Time Squirters, exploring how the...

Hurts So Good: The Science of Pain as Pleasure

Kink has come a long way when it comes to smashing stereotypes. But even in 2019, BDSM [bondage & discipline, dominance & submission, sadomasochism] and those who embrace it still face considerable stigma when it comes to experiencing pain as pleasure. In a bid to demystify this oft-misunderstood lifestyle, some well-meaning eggheads in Canada recently...

Pet Play: Unleash Your Inner Beast

What happens when role-play intersects with our most primal desires? Welcome to the wild and wonderful world of pet play, where naughty kittens, pups and even the occasional dragon can frolic freely without judgment or shame. And so can you. Last October, online Walmart shoppers in search of a Halloween costume were briefly privy to...

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