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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jayme Langford
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice! Today we honor Jayme Langford, a bright-eyed beauty from Providence, Rhode Island, which is sometimes referred to as the Divine City—and there’s plenty that’s divine about this multifaceted babe. Jayme is far more than a pretty face and a killer body—a...
“…And do you, Chuck, bet half of everything you own that you will love this bitch forever?!”
“…And do you, Chuck, bet half of everything you own that you will love this bitch forever?!”...
“Sorry! Under the new Republican healthcare plan I’m not allowed to do anything for you.”
“Sorry! Under the new Republican healthcare plan I’m not allowed to do anything for you.”...
Sex Mythbreakers: Girl Talk
Think that guys have the market cornered on locker-room banter? Sit down; we have some news that is going to make your jaw drop. The next best thing to having sex, or watching other people have it, is probably talking about it. There’s a bit of a discrepancy though, when it comes to how men...
Mammary Monday: Wet & Wild Edition
Tits—they’re awesome, aren’t they? And if you want to make them even more awesome, just add water! Prepare yourself to a splashy salute to breasts at their doused, dripping, soaking-wet best! Keisha Grey & Blair Williams Anita Abby Lee Brazil Kiara Diane Abigail Mac Jade Couture...
HUSTLER Classic: Piddling Around
You’ve probably heard the expression, “Don’t shit where you eat.” But what about pissing where you work? It’s a topic worth considering as we examine the subject of this installment of HUSTLER Classic, the January ’02 pictorial Lacey: Streaming for Vengeance. The pictorial, lensed by photographer Clive McLean, shared the story of Lacey, a pissed-off...
Hump-Day Special: More Bare-Ass Beach Babes
Spring is finally here—and with the COVID vaccine rolling out, by the time summer rolls around, a day at the beach really might be a day at the beach again this year. Finally! With that prospect on the horizon, let’s gear up for what will hopefully be a return to normal summer sexiness with this...
Hot Mess: A Guide to Sploshing
Sploshing might not be the most common kink out there but as any fan will tell you, covering yourself in cake, peanut butter or slime can be good, messy fun. There is something so liberating about getting messy. Not hair-out-of-place, shirt-unbuttoned messy, but immersing yourself in a head-to-toe plaster cast of sauce, slime and ooey,...
By Special Request: Custom Cam Clips
Welcome to the wild world of custom clips, where innovative webcam models bring your deepest desires to life. Darren Aronofsky, Kathryn Bigelow, Stanley Kubrick—all hacks compared to the cam stars who fulfill their fans’ most elaborate fantasies. From OnlyFans to ManyVids, Clips4Sale and the dozens of other platforms available to entrepreneurs, custom clip content is...
Charlotte Stokely, Renaissance Babe
Performer. Science geek. Health guru. Aspiring author. Charlotte Stokely isn’t letting the COVID-19 pandemic slow her down. In fact, she recently took part in a groundbreaking addition to the nascent genre of quarantine porn. We spent some time with the XXX polymath to find out what she’s been up to lately. (SPOILER ALERT: She’s been up...
“Fuck Trump leaving the White House. I’m gonna miss…”
“Fuck Trump leaving the White House. I’m gonna miss Melania’s tits and ass bouncing all over the place.”...
Of Sluts and Scholars
Nicoletta Heidegger wants to help you fuck smarter with her podcast Sluts and Scholars. We spent some time with the therapist and sex guru to learn more about her mission. I go into my interview with Nicoletta Heidegger wanting to like her, I really do, but she nearly goes too far when she begins to...
Motörhead’s Phil Campbell and Mikkey Dee: Life Without Lemmy
The surviving members of the greatest rock band ever talk about their iconic badass frontman and Motörhead’s new live album. On December 28,, 2015, rock ’n’ roll’s most distinctive voice was silenced for good when Lemmy Kilmister died from aggressive cancer. The singer and bass player for Motörhead always seemed immortal. During his 70 years...
Stripping in Broad Daylight: A Day-Shift Dancer Reveals Her Secrets
Sure, most people associate strip joints with the after-dark hours. But frequenting a gentlemen’s club while the sun is still shining has benefits for clients and peelers alike. Read on for the lowdown from a woman who’s been there. Think of any movie, any TV show, any sort of narrative—dramatic or otherwise—involving strippers. What do...
HUSTLER Classic: In Through the Out Door
The path to bliss can take numerous and sometimes unexpected turns. For instance, a person might be en route to a pleasant stay in Vaginaville and suddenly take a detour to Butthole Junction. Such was the case with the January 2002 HUSTLER pictorial Claudia & Billy: Lick It & Stick It, which shared the tale...
Latex Lovers Do Rubber Right
Some men complain about wearing condoms, but when it comes to other types of latex, their dicks have no problem standing at attention! Rubber dolls, dominatrices in sleek getups, rubber toys and other latex-coated playthings have a sex appeal that is undeniable. HUSTLERMagazine.com spoke with some of the top dommes in the world to learn...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lena Anderson
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we turn our admiring gaze to Lena Anderson, a tall drink of water and a breath of fresh air. Lena hails from Roanoke, Virginia, which is often referred to as Star City, and this sweet-faced stunner certainly has no...
Summer of Lust?
With the COVID vaccine rolling out, a sex-starved populace could very well be humping up a storm by July. But what will it really take to get back to fucking normal? Trying to get laid was rough business last year. The lockdowns imposed to combat the spread of the dreaded COVID-19 virus and the gnawing...
HUSTLER Classic: Garden State Porkway
Poor New Jersey; it’s been the butt of countless jokes, and often written off as New York’s bland yet somehow also skeevy little brother. For god’s sake, the state was even saddled with Chris Christie as its governor for eight years. However, the Garden State does have its positive attributes, and two of its more considerable...
Fucking Scared
Pregnancy! Disease! Performance anxiety! Poop stuff! Examining our biggest sex fears. Having sex is one of the most vulnerable things a person can experience. You’re exchanging fluids. You’re naked. They’re naked. And while you should be focused on having fun, sometimes the only thing that people can think about in the midst of boning is,...
Fabulous Feet
Superstars of the foot-fetish world go deep with us about this utterly toe-curling kink. Porn is magical. There is a niche for almost every single one of a person’s desires. Some people love giant tits, others prefer a juicy booty. There is even a huge market solely (pun intended) dedicated to the love, appreciation and...
Tracii Guns: Six-Strings Ablazing
The iconic guitar-slinger sounds off about his many musical endeavors, including his new band Sunbomb and its upcoming album, Evil and Divine. Look up the term “journeyman musician” online and you will most likely find a photo of Tracii Guns. The go-to guitarist has been working and in demand since his Fairfax High School days...
Tinder Hookups: The Good, the Bad, the Extremely Rare
Science has determined that the popular dating app isn’t the conduit of casual sex it’s been made out to be. We take a swipe at some true-life tales from its users. Among the array of dating apps out there, Tinder in particular has gained a reputation for being one of the easiest ways to bag...
“I was gonna ask if it was good for you too, then I remembered I was a guy and don’t give a fuck.”
“I was gonna ask if it was good for you too, then I remembered I was a guy and don’t give a fuck.”...
HUSTLER Classic: Where There’s a Will, There’s a Lay
A death in the family is typically anything but a sexy event. But in one HUSTLER pictorial, anyway, a deceased relative led to a situation where the body in the casket wasn’t the only stiffie on display. The pictorial, November ’02’s Hannah & Ben: Will to Suck Seed, shared the story of Hannah, who according...
“I don’t know, Jesus. Feeding the poor and healing the sick kinda sounds like socialism.”
“I don’t know, Jesus. Feeding the poor and healing the sick kinda sounds like socialism.”...
