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Lexis

“I have never, ever modeled before,” says this 20-year-old Native American from Minnesota. “This layout in HUSTLER is my first photoshoot. Modeling seemed interesting to me, and I jumped at the opportunity.” Of course it takes a lot of hard work to keep this novice’s tight little body in such...

Dr. Emily Morse: Real Sex & Real Sex Education

The world is in dire need of accessible sex education. Sure, in some schools, teachers instruct students in the fine art of slapping a condom onto a banana or scare the hell out of them with images of venereal diseases. But between that and sex in the real world, quite a few details get lost....

Sullen Art & Sullen Angels

The Sullen Art Collective’s business model, based on the barter system, has not only survived but thrived. HUSTLER profiles this unique company… and the gorgeous angels who promote the Sullen brand. Two decades ago Jeremy Hanna and Ryan Smith worked day and night to realize their dream of running a successful clothing line. Based out...

Joanna Angel & Stoya: The Interview

In this powerful, exclusive interview, two XXX superstars open up about stripping naked in front of strangers for the first time, the power of red, domming for dollars… and porn unicorns. STOYA: Joanna! I read your latest book. JOANNA ANGEL: I couldn’t believe how quickly you replied to me when I asked you to read...

“M” for Mature

Cyberpunk 2077, starring Keanu Reeves, was one of the most anticipated games of 2020, smashing sales records after umpteen delays. Unfortunately, it launched with a whopping number of embarrassing bugs and glitches, none of which grabbed headlines quite like “the penis glitch.” For reasons that (at the time of writing) remain a mystery, many players...

Nicolas Cage Noshes on What?

In life there is a sliding scale of weirdness. It’s not so much math as it is perspective, particularly as it applies to people. Say, for example, your friend told you that he woke up to find a naked stranger eating a Fudgsicle at the foot of his bed—that would be weird, right? But what...

Good News for Your Bits & Pieces

Look, we get it—not everyone is blessed with a monster dong. The majority of us are decidedly average, but Pete Davidson isn’t the only one bringing big dick energy to the table: Your penis is more awesome than you realize, and a lot of it comes down to technique. Size is all relative, but words...

Lone Star Dildos

For a country that brands itself the Land of the Free, it can feel like a real slap in the face when Big Government tries to tell us how many sex toys we can own. We go now to the Lone Star State, where unsuspecting Texans have actually been charged for possession…of too many dildos!...

Listen to Cherie

Make no mistake, sex workers and adult-industry performers are the proverbial canary in the coal mine; when they speak up about censorship, discrimination and injustice, we would be wise to listen. And while most of us are ecstatic to see the repugnant Trump troll finally gone, not everyone is celebrating. Legendary performer Cherie DeVille is...

Let the Accountability Begin!

To restore the nation, we must restore justice…and disbar Trump’s lawyers. “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers,” says Dick the Butcher in Shakespeare’s Henry VI, Part 2. That’s way over the top, but disbarring Donald Trump’s lawyers wouldn’t hurt. In fact, with nothing less than the survival of our democracy at...

The Man of the Hour

It’s no secret that Joe Biden was not my favorite Democratic candidate for President. I’ve criticized his long history of coddling the Republicans and his gung ho support for the Iraq War. But if you’re looking for saints of unblemished purity, you won’t find them in the political arena. I don’t care who your hero...

Stripper Confidential

Stripping is the toughest job you’ll ever love (sorry, Peace Corps). So say these dedicated dancers—no filter, no bullshit, in their own words. Forget the stereotypes, the punch lines, the assumptions. It’s time to listen to what these hardworking warriors have to say. From marriage counseling to no-mercy nipple torture, strippers are the heroes we...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Emily Addison

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we celebrate the sweet three-peats who have graced the pages of America’s Magazine!  This week we honor Emily Addison, who has a long and sexy history with America’s Magazine. Way back in the February ’08 HUSTLER, long before she officially gained Honey status, Emily was featured in HUSTLER’s...

Yexes & Chris

“I take control of my man,” Yexes informs Chris, who wisely allows his domineering partner to wrap her sultry lips around his shaft and suck until he’s weak in the knees. Yexes wrestles Chris onto his back and plants herself on his pole, her ass slapping thunderously against his ball sac. Knowing Chris is ready...

You Put What, Where?

Gigantic gummy worms, Easter eggs, action figures—prepare to be amazed by these adventures in extreme penetration!  The human body is amazing. We are capable of such feats of athleticism, performance and awe-inspiring activities. Oh, we can also shove really big and weird stuff inside of our holes! What goes into preparing a body for multiple...

HUSTLER Classic: Cooze Control

Is there anything hotter than a woman who isn’t afraid to take charge? Who doesn’t hesitate to tell her man exactly what she wants, and refuses to let him get off until he’s fulfilled her every desire?  Yeah, we didn’t think so.  Case in point: The September ’01 HUSTLER pictorial Yexes & Chris: Strict Tease. ...

Suzi Quatro: Genuine Leather

The pioneering female rocker and Happy Days alum is back with a new album, the brilliantly bluesy The Devil in Me. For men of a certain age, the name Suzi Quatro stirs up a lot of feelings and emotions.  She was the first internationally known rock ’n’ roll chick of the 1970s, releasing several brilliant...

Hump-Day Special: Nuts About Butts

We’re bringing up the rear in a very big way with this salute to some of the sweetest asses that have graced the pages of HUSTLER. Join us as we embark on this cheeky celebration!  Loren Minardi  Alya Stark Natalia Starr  Emily Willis  Emma Hix  Jessica Lockwood...

The Resurrection of Roxy Raye

After establishing herself as one of the most daring performers in the adult industry, Roxy Raye suffered a life-threatening car accident that led to numerous surgeries and nearly two years of recovery. Now she’s back and ready to hit the comeback trail in a big way. The XXX scene is not unlike the world of...

Lena Anderson

“I’m a tall girl, over six feet. I used to hate towering over all the other teenagers, but I’ve come to realize that my extra-long legs are beautiful and they make me stand out. Tall and sexy is a powerful thing to be. Plus, my legs are great for fucking...

Lena Anderson

“I think of myself as a gypsy. I like going to new places and seeing things I’ve never seen. Full immersion into a new culture is one of the most beautiful, informative parts of the human experience. People may not know that I’m an artist, but I’ve actually been thinking...

Murders, Mistrials & Mistakes

There are over 2 million men and women incarcerated in America’s state, federal and private prison systems. That’s almost a quarter of the world’s inmates. The problem is that many of them don’t belong behind bars. If even 1% of U.S. prisoners were wrongfully convicted, then tens of thousands of individuals are languishing in cells...

HUSTLER Classic: Rocking the Boat

A sunny, relaxing day out on the water with two hot chicks, a couple of fishing poles and a big, juicy slice of watermelon—it doesn’t get much better than that.  Such was the idyllic setting portrayed in the classic HUSTLER pictorial Rose & Louise: S.S. Love on the High Seas, from the November ’81 issue...

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