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I used to get stressed out about us kids becoming tomorrow’s leaders…
“I used to get stressed out about us kids becoming tomorrow’s leaders. Trump made me realize we can’t do any worse.”...
HUSTLER Classic: High Times
Feel like getting high with a beautiful, filthy-minded chick? Today’s your lucky day. This time out, HUSTLER Classic travels back to the May ’03 edition of America’s Magazine for a deeper look at the pictorial Mia: Height of Perversity. As the pictures, shot by photographer Clive McLean, made clear, dark-haired beauty Mia was a bit...
Jenny Jaffe: Neurotica
Jenny Jaffe is in control. At the age of 28, the fiery-maned comedian has written, starred in and directed her own show, Neurotica, on IFC. In university she was recruited as a writer for CollegeHumor.Com and has since made the world of comedy her humble servant. Ms. Jaffe cracked the whip with HUSTLER to school...
Riley Star Opens Up
Once a bashful pizza-joint employee in small-town Florida, Riley Star has made the transition to full-blown porn sensation. HUSTLERMagazine.com caught up with the star of Petite Massage and Hot Blondes Riding Big Black Cock to talk about the liberating effect that XXX has had on her and the wrath of hangry restaurant patrons, among other topics. HUSTLERMagazine.com:...
“Yes, we do get a lot of Catholic priests down here.”
“Yes, we do get a lot of Catholic priests down here.”...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Trinity St. Clair
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we feature Honeys so nice, we featured them twice! They say that good things come in small packages, and this week’s subject, Trinity St. Clair, is certainly proof of that maxim. Trinity might be a tiny morsel, but the dark-haired, bright-eyed beauty packs a megaton of sexual energy into...
HUSTLER Classic: Cleaning Up Dirty
It can be so hard to find good help, especially when it comes to cleaning. But sometimes you luck out and find the right person for the job. Such was the case in the June ’04 HUSTLER pictorial Pixie & Amber: Bed & Bath. The pictorial, shot by photographer Clive McLean, told the story of...
Hump-Day Special: Blindfold Babes
Ready for an out-of-sight experience? Join us as we take a kinky trip through the world of babes in blindfolds. It’s been said that wearing a blindfold during sex enhances the other senses, creating heightened anticipation and excitement. Which might be true, but your eyes will definitely be wide open when you peep these beauties....
Art Is Sexy
Celebrating the diverse artistic creations of adult-industry entertainers. Adult-industry entertainers boast multitudes of skills. I love discovering the hobbies, talents and skills of sex workers, especially those that may not seem immediately obvious. I want to take a moment to showcase several amazing artists who work in all facets of the XXX world and help...
PVT Chat: The Camgirl Thriller That Goes All the Way
Photos courtesy of Dark Star Pictures PVT Chat is the latest movie from DIY director Ben Hozie, who is also the frontman of the art-punk band Bodega. The dark thriller stars Uncut Gems breakout star Julia Fox as Scarlet, an online dominatrix who has captured the heart and soul of one of her regular clients,...
Psychosexual: Who’s Your Devil Daddy?
Former Five Finger Death Punch drummer Jeremy Spencer is back and at center stage with a hellishly fun new rock ‘n’ roll group. Are you a fan of theatrical horror rock? Bands like Kiss, Alice Cooper and Gwar? How about the metal masters Five Finger Death Punch? Well, time for you to meet your new...
Emily Morse: Sex Guru on a Mission
What fuels the Sex With Emily podcast host’s tireless drive? Simple: the not-so-modest goal of “changing the world one orgasm at a time.” If Emily Morse isn’t hosting the most popular sex podcast on the internet (and she certainly gives the competition a run for their money), she’s definitely hosting one of the longest-running sex...
HUSTLER Classic: Seaside Sex-fest
Usually, group activities at the beach might include hanging out around a bonfire, or a spirited game of volleyball. It’s exceedingly rare to see a full-on orgy break out on the sand, but hey—HUSTLER didn’t become the iconic publication it is by giving readers ordinary fare. Such was the case with the April ’04 pictorial...
“Your son is extremely intelligent for his age. He does not believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, or the Republican Party.”
“Your son is extremely intelligent for his age. He does not believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, or the Republican Party.”...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Misty Stone
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice! This week, we go deep inside with Misty Stone. Southern California is known as a place with many instances of natural beauty—among them Stone, a native to the region. Stone is a very special XXX performer indeed, having showcased her...
A Slippery Grope: The Pros and Cons of Shower Sex
Masturbating in the shower can be a good time. Just rub some soap on your dirty body and go to O-Town. But what’s potentially even better than a sudsy rub and tug? A slippery grope and fuck with a partner! As the temperature heats up this summer, the desire for misty mayhem increases, according to...
Hey, That’s My Fetish!
Is your freak flag flying a little low during the pandemic? Have you burned your way through all of the niche porn that the internet has to offer? Don’t worry; from bathroom play to BBW worship, we have mainstream viewing suggestions to help you work the kinks back in. As the pandemic lingers and we...
Don’t Blow It! Overcoming Early Ejaculation
It happens to the best of guys: you’re with a new partner, or you haven’t had sex in awhile, or maybe you’re just really turned on, and the next thing you know, you’re … finished. Early ejaculation is incredibly common, but that doesn’t make it any less frustrating. (Side note: sex coaches call it “early...
HUSTLER Classic: Bed Head
There are little white lies, and then there are red-hot lies. For an example of the latter, look no further than the August ’01 HUSTLER pictorial Jasmine & Judith: Womb Service. The layout, lensed by photographer Clive McLean, shared the tale of two deceitful beauties who duped their spouses while engaging in a dripping-wet rendezvous...
Nick Thune: Mr. Personalities
Actor/comedian Nick Thune on the challenge of playing a man of many faces in his new romantic comedy, The Right One. Photos courtesy of Lionsgate. From stand-up to movie star, Nick Thune has achieved a lot during his career as a comedian. With several Netflix and Comedy Central specials under his belt, as well as...
HUSTLER Classic: Laying It Out in Black and White
It’s difficult to imagine, in the year 2019, that an erotic photo-set featuring a black man and a white woman could be capable of stirring controversy. According to the Pew Research Center, as of 2015, 17 percent of newlyweds were married to a person of a different race or ethnicity than themselves. Moreover, just 10...
Take My Hotwife … Please!
Sharing is caring, especially for those who take part in the hotwife lifestyle. Read on for a deep dive into this exciting form of nonmonogamy. If you owned a beautiful piece of art, would you lock it up behind a steel door in a vault under a rock on Mars? Maybe, if you were some...
“I warned you about the consequences of all that anal sex in the ’60s.”
“I warned you about the consequences of all that anal sex in the ’60s.”...
“I was warned about the consequences of all that anal sex in the ’60s.”
“I was warned about the consequences of all that anal sex in the ’60s.”...
Sex Beat
Sounding off on the connection between music and screwing. Listening to music while belly-bumping can be an enjoyable experience. So fun, in fact, that it’s got some lovers channeling their inner Skrillex, hoping to put together that perfect naughty playlist. But what is music’s relationship with sex? How does it affect our desires, and what...
Cindy & Robbie
Skinny-dipping with her hairdresser Robbie, professed virgin Cindy pouts, “I wish you were straight, because I really want to find out what dick tastes like.” Robbie fidgets uncomfortably as Cindy drops to her knees and smiles. “Let’s just see if you like it.” As she mouths his organ, Robbie gasps,...
Dahlia Sky & Kat Monroe
“Before I got into the industry, I had a couple of threesomes, but nothing too crazy. I don’t even remember my first threesome because it feels like ages ago! What gets me wet depends on who I’m with. Some days I like to be choked or slapped around, and other...
Lose the Rude Attitude
Riddle me this: What kind of psychopath callously decimates their lover’s feelings in the tender moments following climax? It doesn’t matter if the sex wasn’t great or if the other person smells weirdly of soup; we should all be allowed to survive a sexual encounter with a shred of dignity. Cue the monsters quoted last...
