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Whacking Off the Wine Flu

Can masturbation really cure a hangover after a night of overindulging? “I like drinking, but drinking doesn’t like me.” —Some poor bastard. Next to rolling around naked with someone who makes your pecker flutter like a coked-up butterfly, getting drunk is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It helps people find toleration amid the...

Siri Dahl: Sex, Sabbaticals and the Satanic Temple

In the early to mid 2010s, Siri reigned supreme. With an avid following and a reputation for unforgettable scenes, this XXX superstar was at the height of her game. Then she decided to quit. Now she’s returned and is here to tell us about her wild ride.  Leaving the world of porn behind, she immersed...

Jil Love: Artivist

International activist Jil Love combines dissent, performance art, pulchritude and nudity in her demonstrations. From the shores of the Mediterranean isle of Ibiza to the sands of North Africa to the boulevards of Hollywood and beyond, this statuesque European beauty stages “art protests” for causes including human and animal rights, environmentalism, the homeless, marijuana legalization...

Going In Deep With the ‘Guys We Fucked’ Gals

Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson built a powerhouse podcast out of interviewing the men they’ve been intimate with—and they’re just getting started on their media empire.  Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast is a wildly successful show hosted by comedians Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson, but ironically enough the pair initially didn’t want to...

Jamie Kennedy: Shooters Shoot

Jamie Kennedy has been around the block. Your block, your brother’s block, all the damn blocks. He’s earned his stripes in Scream, Romeo + Juliet, Three Kings and countless television and stand-up specials. He’s all about taking a shot, taking chances. Join us as we learn his secrets to scoring George Lucas for a booty...

Udo Dirkschneider: Rocking the Pandemic

Udo Dirkschneider—the man, the myth, the legend—has returned with his namesake band U.D.O and a brand-new double-live record, Live in Bulgaria 2020: Pandemic Survival Show. Many people remember Udo Dirkschneider as the original lead singer in the classic German metal band Accept, which achieved widespread prominence with the iconic 1984 hit “Balls to the Wall.”...

Asshole of the Month: Lin Wood

Many people assume that highly educated professionals—medical doctors, lawyers, professors, scientists—are a sane, rational lot, untroubled by the crackpot ideas that afflict more ignorant folk. They couldn’t have plowed through all those difficult lessons and lectures in college with a screw loose, right? That’s way wrong. We’ve got mad scientists, quack doctors and lawyers who’d...

How’s this for a birds-and-bees discourse?

How’s this for a birds-and-bees discourse? A ten-year-old girl asked, “Mommy, how was I born?”Her mother replied, “Once upon a time me and your daddy decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the ground, and I took care of it every day. After a while the seed began to sprout more...

Eddie was going to marry his gorgeous Italian-American girlfriend…

Eddie was going to marry his gorgeous Italian-American girlfriend Sofia, but he wondered if her kid sister had the hots for him. Lucia was 19, just as voluptuous as Sofia and always wore miniskirts and low-cut tops without a bra. Whenever Eddie was around, she’d suddenly bend over and give him a nice view. One...

Tired of dumb-blonde jokes, a blonde named Sally decided to…

Tired of dumb-blonde jokes, a blonde named Sally decided to dye her hair red. One day she drove out to the countryside and spotted a sheep farm. Fancying some mutton for dinner, she hopped out of her car and knocked on the door. The farmer opened it and asked, “How can I help you, ma’am?”...

A man stood in front of a food truck and checked out the menu…

A man stood in front of a food truck and checked out the menu: “Cheeseburger—$5. Fries—$3. Handjob—$10.” He walked up to the window, where a stacked brunette was taking orders. “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?” he asked, handing her a $10 bill. “Yes, I am,” the brunette owned up. “Then wash your...

Cherie on Top

Cherie DeVille is a woman of many talents: Physical therapist. Professional swing dancer. AVN’s MILF Performer of the Year for the past two years running! And an aspiring politician who just might find herself running the country one day. HUSTLER spent a day with the multi-hyphenate beauty for a deep dive into her many-faceted life....

HUSTLER Classic: Slip of the Tongue

Sometimes people say one thing when they mean another. And other times, people will misspeak and accidentally reveal exactly what’s on their minds.  For a prime example of the latter, look no further than the May ’02 HUSTLER pictorial Hannah Harper: Pink in Mind.  Blonde, statuesque and more than happy to strip down to show...

Alexis Skyy

“I love my body and am very comfortable with being nude,” says Alexis Skyy, 32, a cam model from Youngstown, Ohio. “I dreamed of seeing myself in your magazine since I was 19. I work hard to accomplish my goals, but I’m also a sweet, sassy and down-to-earth gal who...

Emily Willis

“My biggest fear was heights, but I conquered it! I went skydiving last year, and it was completely life-changing. I loved the views, and free-falling was pretty awesome. “The best advice I have ever received is, ‘Do what makes you happy.’ I’ve applied that to my sex life too. Probably...

Keisha Grey & Blair Williams

“I’m very sweet and loving, but I can be a freak between the sheets. I know how to switch sides when I need to. That’s just my personality! People might be surprised to know that I was a nursery school teacher at a church for years. Religion wasn’t pushed on...

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