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More Lingerie Lovedolls
Hot babes dolled up in their frilly underthings; they’re great, aren’t they? You bet—especially when they slip out of their dainty duds to show off the goods underneath them! Join us now as we celebrate half-naked HUSTLER Honeys stripping down and getting off. And when you’re done with them, make sure to check out our...
Working the Kinks In
How to tell your woman that you want to unleash your inner sex freak. It’s nice to fall in love with someone special. To find a best friend that you can curl up on the couch and watch Seinfeld with, share your dreams with, and know in your heart that they’ll always be there to...
John Nichols: Truth, Justice and the Progressive Way
John Nichols is one of America’s foremost left-leaning journalists. He earned a master’s degree from the Columbia University School of Journalism, is The Nation’s national-affairs correspondent, contributes to In These Times and The Progressive and is associate editor of the Capital Times, the daily newspaper in Madison, Wisconsin, where Nichols lives. He has appeared in...
Sizing Things Up: The Long and Short of the Great Penis Debate
We all know the story of the OG Karen—aka, Goldilocks. The picky girl with bouncy blond curls broke into the home of a family of bears and tried out all of their stuff. When she tested out Papa Bear’s bed, it was too hard. When she laid down on Mama Bear’s mattress, it was too...
Your Friendly Neighborhood Swingers
The husband-and-wife team behind That Couple Next Door are on a mission to normalize swinging, one sex-drenched podcast episode at a time. Of the many sex podcasts out there, more than a few focus on the swinging lifestyle. The That Couple Next Door podcast is another of that genre, although it may differ from most...
Rudy Ruins Porn
Now that it’s all behind us, we need to take a serious look at Rudy Giuliani’s hilariously botched press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. As political gaffes go, it’s Shakespearean in scale and scope, an error so catastrophically comical that had you pitched it at a story meeting, they would have...
Oliver Stone: Chasing the Light
Photography courtesy of Oliver Stone The three-time Oscar winner is back with a new book—Chasing the Light: Writing, Directing, and Surviving Platoon, Midnight Express, Scarface, Salvador, and the Movie Game—and turning its pages is like entering a Stone movie. The one-time infantryman had a single condition in granting HUSTLER this Q&A: “Make it for the...
Fantastic Plastic: XXX Extremes
Beauty comes in all varieties. Some XXX performers prefer an all-natural look. Others get a little Botox here or there or perhaps small breast implants. But if you keep sliding along that spectrum, you’ll find women who fully embrace what science, medicine and technology have to offer. They have taken their appearance to the next...
Onward to 2022!
As I write, control of the Senate is hanging in the balance, dependent on results from the Georgia runoffs. The outcome will be as consequential as the Presidency itself, because without a Democratic Senate majority, Mitch McConnell, the self-proclaimed “grim reaper,” will block everything Biden and the House try to accomplish. McConnell has proven that...
Avery
“From a young age, I’ve been obsessed with women’s curves. The human body is an amazing vessel for sensuality and joy, and I feel the most myself when I’m naked. I enjoy being outdoors—I’ll frolic nude on a beach or in the forest if no one is there to stop...
Allie Nicole
“My upbringing in east Texas was like the movie Footloose—very conservative. I was wild though, like any good minister’s daughter. Back then I would use Tinder to meet guys, and I’d fuck anyone I thought was cute. Where I’m from, as long as you went to church on Sunday and...
Trinity Starlight
“Growing up, I was kind of shy and a bit of a tomboy. Besides my burlesque persona as Trinity, I’m still pretty much the same—maybe not as shy, but definitely still down to earth and chill when not performing. Music and dancing have always been my loves. Before COVID, if...
Monica & Fawn
HUSTLER CLASSIC JULY 2002 Fawn darts out of the woods and into Monica’s bush, devouring her playmate’s cum slot like a starved lioness on supple prey. “We might be seen,” Monica frets between delighted moans. “Give in to spontaneity for once,” Fawn chides, poking her finger in Monica’s timid hole....
Natalia Starr
“Is it weird that I’m super into fingering men? I’m like, ‘Bring that ass over here, baby!’ I love it when guys moan. It’s sucha turn-on, to hear those sounds and to feel that emotion. In bed, I crave soft, sensual touching, but when I give a blowjob, I really...
Bragg Loves Bush
Hindsight is 20/20, but it’s astounding how people responsible for major social media presences—like, say, the freakin’ Vatican for instance—are lacking the wherewithal and knowhow not to keep their personal shiz anywhere near what they’re doing for work. But yet here we are again. No one likes to mock our brave men, women and nonbinary...
Turn On to Obscure Turn-ons
Have you ever gotten turned on watching The Simpsons? Not by Marge or the two strippers who corner Smithers (“A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love,” Season 13, Episode 4), but those legs—those beautiful, sensual lemon-yellow legs. *Drooling sound.* Vice launched a fantastic project last year called “Rule 34.” Articles lovingly explore obscure fetishes without the...
Objects of Desire
BuzzFeed, sometimes we think you’re just making this stuff up. There seems to be no topic you can’t turn into an easily digestible list, and that goes double for tales of masturbation and self-love. Last fall we learned of TikTok user @RebeccaMaxwell69, who posted a video in which she confessed to grinding up on a...
A little old lady named Edna went out to buy cat food…
A little old lady named Edna went out to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the store’s cashier. “I’m sorry,” the young girl said, “but we can’t sell any cat food without proof that you have a cat. Too many senior citizens are buying pet food to eat themselves....
Fuzzy Logic
Canadian scientists are rock stars: insulin, the discovery of stem cells, the marriage of French fries, gravy and cheese curds—truly, the world is a better place for them. But that’s all small potatoes compared to the barriers being smashed at the University of Waterloo in Ontario, where academics dare ask the tough question: “What’s up...
Keep on Laughing in a Free World
There’s a sense of unease in comedy circles. After four years of Trump, suddenly the deluge of material has come to an end. No more insane late-night Twitter rants, no more incoherent press conferences, no more pontificating about the infamous Pee Tape (a white whale that has eluded our grasp since 2016). To those who...
Kim-Possible
Photo by Paul Hennessy/Alamy “The best. Is yet. To come!” Shrieking into the void, noted human gargoyle Kimberly Guilfoyle’s words will echo through time, but not so much as a rallying cry for Republicans as a tacit warning that, yes, she is more than willing to debase herself and democracy for a few measly bucks....
Paddy O’Malley hoisted his stout and said…
Paddy O’Malley hoisted his stout and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my lovely wife.” That earned him the best toast of the night at the pub, and he went home feeling mighty proud. His spouse was reading in bed when Paddy undressed and slid beside her. “Mary,...
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a flying pig?
Question: What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a flying pig? Answer: The letter f....
