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Kitty, Judy, Ashley, Tanya & Hollie

Kitty, Judy, Ashley, Tanya and Hollie promised their parents they would study for finals, but instead of hitting the books, the horny coeds hit the beach. Once on the sand, they met up with their study group—Tony, Trent, Mark and Billy—for some last-minute cramming. The collegiate horndogs boned up on...

Bush or Bald? A Hairy Debate

Full-on pube patches might not be as popular as they were in past decades, but there are still plenty of guys who prefer a bearded clam over a clean-shaven snatch. Join us as we take a whack at the topic. Look at vintage erotica, and you will very likely notice one big difference from the...

Going Poly

From polygamy to polyamory, we explore the ups, downs, ins and outs of having multiple partners.  During this period of quarantine, one major source of entertainment was Netflix’s Tiger King, which centered around kooky zookeeper Joe Exotic. Joe is a controversial figure because of his alleged animal abuse and scheme to have his rival Carole...

Kenneth Play: Sex Hacks for All

Whether he’s “the world’s greatest sex hacker,” as GQ magazine describes him, or “the world’s unlikeliest porn star,” as he describes himself, Kenneth Play undoubtedly has a better job than you do. A bold assertion perhaps, but one I’m willing to make after visiting Kenneth at his workplace. There I found the sexpert wearing only...

HUSTLER Classic: High Times

Feel like getting high with a beautiful, filthy-minded chick? Today’s your lucky day. This time out, HUSTLER Classic travels back to the May ’03 edition of America’s Magazine for a deeper look at the pictorial Mia: Height of Perversity.  As the pictures, shot by photographer Clive McLean, made clear, dark-haired beauty Mia was a bit...

Jenny Jaffe: Neurotica

Jenny Jaffe is in control. At the age of 28, the fiery-maned comedian has written, starred in and directed her own show, Neurotica, on IFC. In university she was recruited as a writer for CollegeHumor.Com and has since made the world of comedy her humble servant. Ms. Jaffe cracked the whip with HUSTLER to school...

Riley Star Opens Up

Once a bashful pizza-joint employee in small-town Florida, Riley Star has made the transition to full-blown porn sensation. HUSTLERMagazine.com caught up with the star of Petite Massage and Hot Blondes Riding Big Black Cock to talk about the liberating effect that XXX has had on her and the wrath of hangry restaurant patrons, among other topics.  HUSTLERMagazine.com:...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Trinity St. Clair

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we feature Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  They say that good things come in small packages, and this week’s subject, Trinity St. Clair, is certainly proof of that maxim. Trinity might be a tiny morsel, but the dark-haired, bright-eyed beauty packs a megaton of sexual energy into...

HUSTLER Classic: Cleaning Up Dirty

It can be so hard to find good help, especially when it comes to cleaning. But sometimes you luck out and find the right person for the job.  Such was the case in the June ’04 HUSTLER pictorial Pixie & Amber: Bed & Bath.  The pictorial, shot by photographer Clive McLean, told the story of...

Hump-Day Special: Blindfold Babes

Ready for an out-of-sight experience? Join us as we take a kinky trip through the world of babes in blindfolds.  It’s been said that wearing a blindfold during sex enhances the other senses, creating heightened anticipation and excitement. Which might be true, but your eyes will definitely be wide open when you peep these beauties....

Art Is Sexy

Celebrating the diverse artistic creations of adult-industry entertainers. Adult-industry entertainers boast multitudes of skills. I love discovering the hobbies, talents and skills of sex workers, especially those that may not seem immediately obvious. I want to take a moment to showcase several amazing artists who work in all facets of the XXX world and help...

PVT Chat: The Camgirl Thriller That Goes All the Way

Photos courtesy of Dark Star Pictures PVT Chat is the latest movie from DIY director Ben Hozie, who is also the frontman of the art-punk band Bodega. The dark thriller stars Uncut Gems breakout star Julia Fox as Scarlet, an online dominatrix who has captured the heart and soul of one of her regular clients,...

Psychosexual: Who’s Your Devil Daddy?

Former Five Finger Death Punch drummer Jeremy Spencer is back and at center stage with a hellishly fun new rock ‘n’ roll group. Are you a fan of theatrical horror rock? Bands like Kiss, Alice Cooper and Gwar? How about the metal masters Five Finger Death Punch? Well, time for you to meet your new...

Emily Morse: Sex Guru on a Mission

What fuels the Sex With Emily podcast host’s tireless drive? Simple: the not-so-modest goal of “changing the world one orgasm at a time.” If Emily Morse isn’t hosting the most popular sex podcast on the internet (and she certainly gives the competition a run for their money), she’s definitely hosting one of the longest-running sex...

HUSTLER Classic: Seaside Sex-fest

Usually, group activities at the beach might include hanging out around a bonfire, or a spirited game of volleyball. It’s exceedingly rare to see a full-on orgy break out on the sand, but hey—HUSTLER didn’t become the iconic publication it is by giving readers ordinary fare.  Such was the case with the April ’04 pictorial...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Misty Stone

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  This week, we go deep inside with Misty Stone. Southern California is known as a place with many instances of natural beauty—among them Stone, a native to the region. Stone is a very special XXX performer indeed, having showcased her...

A Slippery Grope: The Pros and Cons of Shower Sex

Masturbating in the shower can be a good time. Just rub some soap on your dirty body and go to O-Town. But what’s potentially even better than a sudsy rub and tug? A slippery grope and fuck with a partner!  As the temperature heats up this summer, the desire for misty mayhem increases, according to...

Hey, That’s My Fetish!

Is your freak flag flying a little low during the pandemic? Have you burned your way through all of the niche porn that the internet has to offer? Don’t worry; from bathroom play to BBW worship, we have mainstream viewing suggestions to help you work the kinks back in.  As the pandemic lingers and we...

Don’t Blow It! Overcoming Early Ejaculation

It happens to the best of guys: you’re with a new partner, or you haven’t had sex in awhile, or maybe you’re just really turned on, and the next thing you know, you’re … finished. Early ejaculation is incredibly common, but that doesn’t make it any less frustrating. (Side note: sex coaches call it “early...

HUSTLER Classic: Bed Head

There are little white lies, and then there are red-hot lies. For an example of the latter, look no further than the August ’01 HUSTLER pictorial Jasmine & Judith: Womb Service.  The layout, lensed by photographer Clive McLean, shared the tale of two deceitful beauties who duped their spouses while engaging in a dripping-wet rendezvous...

Nick Thune: Mr. Personalities

Actor/comedian Nick Thune on the challenge of playing a man of many faces in his new romantic comedy, The Right One. Photos courtesy of Lionsgate. From stand-up to movie star, Nick Thune has achieved a lot during his career as a comedian. With several Netflix and Comedy Central specials under his belt, as well as...

HUSTLER Classic: Laying It Out in Black and White

It’s difficult to imagine, in the year 2019, that an erotic photo-set featuring a black man and a white woman could be capable of stirring controversy. According to the Pew Research Center, as of 2015, 17 percent of newlyweds were married to a person of a different race or ethnicity than themselves. Moreover, just 10...

Take My Hotwife … Please!

Sharing is caring, especially for those who take part in the hotwife lifestyle. Read on for a deep dive into this exciting form of nonmonogamy. If you owned a beautiful piece of art, would you lock it up behind a steel door in a vault under a rock on Mars? Maybe, if you were some...

Sex Beat

Sounding off on the connection between music and screwing. Listening to music while belly-bumping can be an enjoyable experience. So fun, in fact, that it’s got some lovers channeling their inner Skrillex, hoping to put together that perfect naughty playlist. But what is music’s relationship with sex? How does it affect our desires, and what...

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