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“Okay, son, let’s say you are planning a big birthday party, and 100 children will be there. But 54 of the kids want chocolate ice cream, and 46 want strawberry. No one can agree, so the whole thing is called off. That’s how the goddamn Senate works.”

“Okay, son, let’s say you are planning a big birthday party, and 100 children will be there. But 54 of the kids want chocolate ice cream, and 46 want strawberry. No one can agree, so the whole thing is called off. That’s how the goddamn Senate works.”...

Asshole of the Month: Robert Jeffress

Psychologists and mental health professionals have long recognized the role of friends, spouses and relatives in enabling people troubled by alcohol and drug addiction, domestic violence and other bad behavior—they’re called codependents. After four years of Donald Trump, the most incompetent, dishonest buffoon to ever occupy the White House, we have to recognize a new...

Fake News at 11

The FCC is allowing your favorite local TV station to become Fox “News,” and you probably haven’t even noticed. “Our government rests in public opinion,” Abraham Lincoln once observed. “Whoever can change public opinion can change the government.” The point made by this nation’s first Republican President is one that today’s GOP has taken to...

Ellie Rose

“Wanna get to know an above-average girl next door who has class, personality and wit?” asks Ellie Rose, 21, an online college student from Garden Grove, California. “That’s little me in a nutshell.” Undressed or clothed, the 4-foot-11 pixie is a delight to look at, but what she has to...

Rhyan

“I’m playful, flirtatious and always looking for new experiences,” says Rhyan, 22, an office temp from Lakeland, Florida. “Nude modeling seemed intriguing. Besides, I never met a guy who didn’t want to see me naked. Now lots of men can. Thank you, HUSTLER!” The 5-foot-7 skin-mag rookie, a former high...

More Lingerie Lovedolls

Hot babes dolled up in their frilly underthings; they’re great, aren’t they? You bet—especially when they slip out of their dainty duds to show off the goods underneath them! Join us now as we celebrate half-naked HUSTLER Honeys stripping down and getting off. And when you’re done with them, make sure to check out our...

Working the Kinks In

How to tell your woman that you want to unleash your inner sex freak. It’s nice to fall in love with someone special. To find a best friend that you can curl up on the couch and watch Seinfeld with, share your dreams with, and know in your heart that they’ll always be there to...

John Nichols: Truth, Justice and the Progressive Way

John Nichols is one of America’s foremost left-leaning journalists. He earned a master’s degree from the Columbia University School of Journalism, is The Nation’s national-affairs correspondent, contributes to In These Times and The Progressive and is associate editor of the Capital Times, the daily newspaper in Madison, Wisconsin, where Nichols lives. He has appeared in...

Sizing Things Up: The Long and Short of the Great Penis Debate

We all know the story of the OG Karen—aka, Goldilocks. The picky girl with bouncy blond curls broke into the home of a family of bears and tried out all of their stuff. When she tested out Papa Bear’s bed, it was too hard. When she laid down on Mama Bear’s mattress, it was too...

Your Friendly Neighborhood Swingers

The husband-and-wife team behind That Couple Next Door are on a mission to normalize swinging, one sex-drenched podcast episode at a time. Of the many sex podcasts out there, more than a few focus on the swinging lifestyle. The That Couple Next Door podcast is another of that genre, although it may differ from most...

Rudy Ruins Porn

Now that it’s all behind us, we need to take a serious look at Rudy Giuliani’s hilariously botched press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. As political gaffes go, it’s Shakespearean in scale and scope, an error so catastrophically comical that had you pitched it at a story meeting, they would have...

Oliver Stone: Chasing the Light

Photography courtesy of Oliver Stone The three-time Oscar winner is back with a new book—Chasing the Light: Writing, Directing, and Surviving Platoon, Midnight Express, Scarface, Salvador, and the Movie Game—and turning its pages is like entering a Stone movie. The one-time infantryman had a single condition in granting HUSTLER this Q&A: “Make it for the...

Fantastic Plastic: XXX Extremes

Beauty comes in all varieties. Some XXX performers prefer an all-natural look. Others get a little Botox here or there or perhaps small breast implants. But if you keep sliding along that spectrum, you’ll find women who fully embrace what science, medicine and technology have to offer. They have taken their appearance to the next...

Onward to 2022!

As I write, control of the Senate is hanging in the balance, dependent on results from the Georgia runoffs. The outcome will be as consequential as the Presidency itself, because without a Democratic Senate majority, Mitch McConnell, the self-proclaimed “grim reaper,” will block everything Biden and the House try to accomplish. McConnell has proven that...

Avery

“From a young age, I’ve been obsessed with women’s curves. The human body is an amazing vessel for sensuality and joy, and I feel the most myself when I’m naked. I enjoy being outdoors—I’ll frolic nude on a beach or in the forest if no one is there to stop...

Allie Nicole

“My upbringing in east Texas was like the movie Footloose—very conservative. I was wild though, like any good minister’s daughter. Back then I would use Tinder to meet guys, and I’d fuck anyone I thought was cute. Where I’m from, as long as you went to church on Sunday and...

Trinity Starlight

“Growing up, I was kind of shy and a bit of a tomboy. Besides my burlesque persona as Trinity, I’m still pretty much the same—maybe not as shy, but definitely still down to earth and chill when not performing. Music and dancing have always been my loves. Before COVID, if...

Monica & Fawn

HUSTLER CLASSIC JULY 2002 Fawn darts out of the woods and into Monica’s bush, devouring her playmate’s cum slot like a starved lioness on supple prey. “We might be seen,” Monica frets between delighted moans. “Give in to spontaneity for once,” Fawn chides, poking her finger in Monica’s timid hole....

Natalia Starr

“Is it weird that I’m super into fingering men? I’m like, ‘Bring that ass over here, baby!’ I love it when guys moan. It’s sucha turn-on, to hear those sounds and to feel that emotion. In bed, I crave soft, sensual touching, but when I give a blowjob, I really...

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