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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Nia Nacci

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we salute Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  In this installment we celebrate Nia Nacci, a sweet-faced sexpot with a daily desire for dick and a taste for kink—and we wouldn’t want her any other way.  The Los Angeles native first came to HUSTLER readers’ attention in the August...

Deep Into Kink: Living the Fetish Lifestyle

These days pretty much everything you can think of has been fetishized, and kinks are fairly commonplace. Unfortunately, so is kink-shaming. Have you ever been reluctant to share a fantasy for fear it would weird out a potential partner? Until you actually broach the subject, you’re wondering if your foot fetish is just too bizarre....

HUSTLER Classic: Whack to the Future

With the present so bleak, we’re all looking forward to a better future.  So allow us to get you even more eager for things to come with, perhaps ironically, a look at a pictorial from nearly 40 years ago.  Specifically, in this edition of HUSTLER Classic, we turn to the December ’83 issue of America’s...

Polyamory Terms: A Primer

Interested in exploring the world of nonmonogamy, but confused by the jargon? Prepare for the sexiest vocabulary lesson you’ve ever taken. One thing that all subcultures, communities and professions have in common is that the folks involved share a common language—and polyamory is no exception. The origin of the word itself is pretty straightforward: polyamory...

Boning on the Clock

The COVID-19 pandemic has led to a rise in the work-from-home model—and an increase in employees getting off on the boss’ dime. For some, the pandemic brought along at least one good thing—the ability to work from home.  Of course, there was some reservation about the work-from-home model, as some corporations worried that their clock-punchers...

Porn for Porn Stars

GETTING OFF OFF CAMERA Performers aren’t exempt from the fun and fantasy of watching smut. But what exactly do they like to watch? Anal? BDSM? Themselves? To find the answer to these and other pressing questions, I called up some amazing friends (who also happen to be sexy coworkers) to find out what goes on...

HUSTLER High-Five: Shyla Jennings

It takes a special kind of woman to grace the pages of HUSTLER Magazine in five separate layouts—and Shyla Jennings is quite the special beauty.  Hailing from the heart of Texas, Shyla is a gal who appreciates the simple things in life, but has a wild side too. Sex on top of a car? Check....

69 Ways To Spend Your Anal Money

KRISTINA’S RECIPE FOR GHETTO SANGRIA: 1 BOTTLE OF KORBEL 1 BOTTLE OF WELCH’S GRAPE JUICE 1 McDONALD’S CUP What flavor would Kristina Rose be if she were ice cream? It’s a trick question because she would be her own flavor. And it wouldn’t be ice cream. It would just be a fun sensation in your...

Aural Sex

Six of the world’s hottest fuckdolls reveal what they like in their ears when all their other holes are being stuffed. Heard of dubstep? It’s a percussive genre of electronic dance music originated by the garage bands of South London in the ’90s. According to one XXX star, it’s the “most fun music to fuck...

Exclusive!

Before blowing the lid off himself with his book Trust Me, I’m Lying: Confessions of a Media Manipulator, few people knew who Ryan Holiday was. But if you’ve been on the Internet over the past few years, you’ve probably seen his handiwork. Hired by clients such as Tucker Max and American Apparel to market their...

Hardcore or High Culture?

The work of a master photographer is instantly recognizable. Marked by their distinctive style, Victor Lightworship’s photos are both strikingly bold and filled with the subtle interplay of sexual power. You can’t watch porn on YouTube, but these days you can get close. Case in point: A new promo video, released to launch new fashion...

Stroke of Genius

TECHNO FLUFFERSCOBRA LIBRE (Fun Factory) Vibrating stimulator with ergonomic design for easy handling. The touchpad control feature makes this one sleek and unassuming. It’s so quiet, you could take it into a movie theater. Says Marco Banderas: “This feels good. I could cum to this. I like the way it gets warm inside too. It’s...

Jessica

Who doesn’t enjoy a taste of voyeurism once in a while? Nineteen-year-old Jessica confesses to “accidentally” seeing her horny next-door neighbor on those long, lonely nights. “I like to masturbate, but I don’t believe in sex for the sake of sex,” says the surprisingly conservative Californian. “And that’s why I...

Laura

Laura’s a real party girl. She loves to do it up right, but she’s just as happy when she can get out of her formal wear. “I’m more at home in jeans than in some fancy dress,” she says. “And I’d rather go on a camping trip—just my man and...

Miranda

With her body draped in soft furs, Miranda likes to spend lazy afternoons lounging on her plush velvet couch. There she is far removed from the stresses of big-city Los Angeles. “Doing nothing has its own rewards,” Miranda says. “Especially with the sun filtering in through the lace curtains. The...

Marie

What is it that makes French women so sexy? “Maybe it’s because we’re brought up watching all those naughty French movies,” laughs 22-year-old Marie. “But to be serious, I think it’s because in France we are taught that a woman can be independent and still be feminine. Pleasing a man...

Space Probe

Plunging into deepest space, exploring the unknown, they are overpowered by passions kept in check for eons. Penetrating dark, unknown regions, each touches the primitive nature of the other. And as they do so, they reach union, ecstasy, the final step in the human adventure. June 1980

Mona

“I challenge you to find a spot on me that isn’t tan,” declares mouthwatering Mona. “Go ahead—take your time.” This sexy sun worshiper’s bone-building dare should keep you busy busting your britches for quite a while, since there’s no quick way to examine her mountainous mounds of perfectly formed flesh....

Starr Material

Starr’s her name, and starring is her dream. This raven-haired beauty has been a show-business professional for nearly five years; and when this lady works, she really cooks. Starr’s hot now, and she knows it. As a singer, dancer, stripper and an actress in ten feature films, Starr’s achieved a...

The Toy Shoppe

They sit quietly on the shelf all day long, eagerly waiting for the day to end. When the lights go out, it’s time for the real fun and games to begin. The brave young soldier finds out what living dolls girls can be—while she teaches him that playing around isn’t...

Yva Dee

Although her zebra skin decor gives an African beat to the surroundings, Yva isn’t on a sex safari after those long jungle vines. “It’s just the current style,” says the hipster with the hot hips. “You know, like the crinolines and bangly jewelry and safe sex,” she explains. Something about...

Victoria

“I’m waiting for a certain kind of guy,” Victoria says, coyly. “It may sound corny, but I think of myself as a queen waiting for her king to come.” It’s not that she hasn’t had her share of men. She knows full well the erotic pleasures her sensuous body can...

10 Americans Who Should Be Locked Up

For every scumbag doing time, there’s a bunch more still at large. Here’s a roundup of rogues still making a mockery of our justice system. Ben Roethlisberger The Pittsburgh Steelers’ Super Bowl-winning quarterback has beaten the rap on rape charges on two occasions. Back in 2010, Big Ben frequented nightclubs to get coeds a decade...

Asshole of the Month: Representative Eric Cantor

Mr. Cantor, your attention please! After reviewing your ten-year career as a Republican in the U.S. House of Representatives, where you are now the Majority Leader, it has come to our attention that you have forgotten a very important fact! To wit: You were put in office to represent the people of Virginia’s Seventh Congressional...

Aleska Diamond

Ava (Aleska Diamond) has always loved the cosmos. When she was younger, she wanted to travel on one of the space shuttles. As an adult, Ava became fixated on fucking an astronaut. After devoting years to this quest, Ava realized that her dream might never become a reality. There were only so many astronauts to...

Hookups Go Virtual in the COVID Age

With the coronavirus pandemic still raging full-on, many singles are learning to adjust to virtual relationships—and some of them are even finding advantages to the new reality. John,* 31, and his now-ex-girlfriend broke up last December. Like many people fresh off of a breakup, he was heartbroken for a month. Eventually, he emerged from his...

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