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Outrageous Sex Lies

Yes, most of us have stretched the truth in pursuit of a lay at times—but you won’t believe these doozies. When trying to get a stranger into the sack, we usually have two choices. We can either be someone that the other person would want to fuck, or we can pretend to be someone that the other person...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Vienna Black

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we go deep inside Vienna Black, a Latina beauty from Queens, New York, whose spirit and ambition are as impressive as her outer beauty.  Black made her first big splash in HUSTLER’s pages with the Anniversary ’19 layout In...

Naughty New Year’s Resolutions

Looking to become a new, sexier you in 2021? Let some of our favorite adult performers take you by the hand and lead the way. Thankfully, we’re nearly done with this absolute shit-show that is 2020. This year is one that we will be very glad to be rid of—and it looks like 2021 will...

HUSTLER Classic: Orifice Party

Thanks to the coronavirus pandemic and the massive wave of unemployment that it brought with it, very few, if any, people attended office parties this holiday season.  And while that might be a stone-cold bummer, allow us to show you the bright side of that reality via the cautionary tale August & Eric Masterson: CEOHHHHH!...

Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Part II)

Sure, blondes get most of the glory, and brunettes might have strength in numbers, but redheads are a rare and special breed indeed. And they deserve to be celebrated. Let’s give it up—and get it up—for the gorgeous gingers who have graced HUSTLER’s pages over the years. And when you’re done with these babes, make...

2020: The Search for a Silver Lining

With 2020 almost over, some of our favorite adult performers share what actually went right this year. What a mushy, brown banana of a year this has been. If 2020 was an ice cream flavor, it would be rum, raisin and bird shit. Was it the worst year in human existence? Not by a long...

New Year’s Selfies

Resolve to follow your favorites and us on Twitter @HUSTLERMag. And to check out our Honeys’ full-length layouts, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7651 or go to HUSTLERMagazine.com.  ...

Ball Droppings: A New Year’s Parade of Pop Shots

If you’re like a lot of people, chances are you spent New Year’s Eve popping corks and sucking down the bubbly while waiting for that stupid ball to drop. As you spend today recovering from last night’s excesses, allow us to provide a little visual entertainment to help ease the path to recuperation with this...

Drain the Swamp? The Truth Behind Trump’s Biggest Lie

Illustrations by Spencer Afonso It comes as no surprise when a Republican President appoints corporate-friendly judges to the bench or industry-friendly chiefs to federal regulatory agencies. But Donald Trump has taken this practice to a whole new level of in-your-face graft, collusion and incompetence.  He promised to “drain the swamp.” Instead, he’s filled it with...

Locker-Room Lust

The good news? With a COVID vaccine rolling out, we will hopefully begin resuming our normal lives sooner rather than later.  The bad news? After nearly a year of living on the couch, many of us have no doubt packed on at least a few pounds, and we should probably hit the gym before inflicting...

Mr. & Mrs. Funny: Rich Vos & Bonnie McFarlane

Rich Vos was the first white guy on Russell Simmons’ Def Comedy Jam and took a star turn or three on Last Comic Standing. Bonnie McFarlane wrote and directed the film Women Aren’t Funny, penned the book You’re Better Than Me and was booted off Last Comic Standing for a cunt joke. Today Rich tours...

HUSTLER Classic: Tight Curves Ahead

If you’re the cautious type, you decided to stay home and skip the travel plans this holiday season—you know, because of the coronavirus pandemic and everything.  Which is a drag, for sure, but as a reward for your responsible decision to help flatten the curve, allow us to offer you a look back at this...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Romi Rain

How do we love Romi Rain? Probably in too many ways to count. But we can say that the brunette beauty has thrilled HUSTLER readers in three scorching pictorials. It’s a number that we certainly hope will grow in the future, but for now let us look back at the relationship so far between Rain...

Crazy for Curves

Despite the long-held belief that guys prefer rail-thin model types, new research shows that plenty of men get hot and heavy for gals with a little meat on their bones. A common New Year’s resolution is to achieve a “perfect body.” Before the pandemic, it was normal to see the gym flooded in January with...

HUSTLER Classic: Go Deep!

To paraphrase a bit of traditional wisdom, you have to be a football star to get your schlong in the pretty girls.  NFL games have taken a bit of a hit in the ratings this year, and stadium stands have been largely empty thanks to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. Allow us to boost everyone’s team...

Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills

Whether it’s a couple of dudes teaming up on a chick to give her a double dose of dick, a pair of babes giving one lucky prick the time of his life, or—glory of glories!—a trio of hotties going to town on each other, threeways are proof that the old saying “the more, the merrier”...

Porn and Marriage

Maitland Ward explains how she and her husband maintain a happy marriage while she follows her XXX dreams. It seems like only yesterday that Maitland Ward made the leap from mainstream acting in titles such as Boy Meets World and White Chicks to the world of adult entertainment. In the year-plus since entering porn, Ward...

The Truly Filthy Filthy Rich: Jeffrey Epstein, Et Al.

HUSTLER’s Resident Conspiracy Expert Explores the Link Between the Rich and Powerful and Sexual Blackmail Ops. When convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his New York City jail cell last August, shock waves rippled across the nation, though many were not surprised. Facing the rest of his life behind bars, Epstein was...

HUSTLER Classic: Going Native

While foreign travel likely isn’t on most people’s to-do lists for the immediate future, it’s important to remember the many benefits of visiting far-off, exotic lands. For example, it broadens your experience, and deepens your perspective. And you just might end up nailing a superhot native chick in her sweet, sweet ass.  Such was the...

XXX and Chill: Missy Martinez’s Guide to Porn for Couples

Looking to enhance your sex life by adding X-rated videos to the mix, but not sure how to convince your sweetie to invite porn into the bedroom? Fear not; XXX sensation and advice goddess Missy Martinez is here to help. Conventional whack-off wisdom dictates that watching porn is typically done in the bedroom, lights off,...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Karlee Grey

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus on Miami-born brunet bombshell Karlee Grey, and wow, is there a lot to celebrate about her. Such as her beautiful face and enchanting eyes—which you’ll come to appreciate after you manage to pry your peepers away from...

Beating Performance Anxiety

Having trouble getting it up and keeping it up? Here’s some news that will cheer you up—there are plenty of ways to fix that. Read on for essential tips that will get you going again. There’s a common (if not entirely verified) statistic claiming that up to 75% of the population has a fear of...

HUSTLER Classic: Trading Hot Licks

Two hot blondes who could pass for sisters opening their mouths, pussies and asses to please your blood-swollen prick? If there’s anything better, we’d love to hear about it.  Such was the scenario of the May 2001 HUSTLER pictorial Diamond, Judy & Tom: The Gargling Gourmets. Lensed by photographer Clive McLean, the photo-set served up...

Should Biden Pack the Court?

Mitch McConnell blatantly cheated Obama out of his Supreme Court appointee in 2016 (Merrick Garland), and since that time Trump has appointed three conservative Justices—including ramrodding Amy Coney Barrett through nine days before the election. Let’s not forget that Trump lost the popular vote in 2016 and had no mandate to make the Court over...

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