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HUSTLER Classic: Cowgirl Style

Saddle up, buckaroos; we’re hitting the trail for a trip back to 2001 to revisit a pictorial that wasn’t horsing around when it came to giving readers a thrill.  In this installment of HUSTLER Classic, we’re moseying back to the December ’01 issue of America’s Magazine and the pictorial Cindy & Bobbie: Buckin’ Cowgirls, which...

Super Starr

Watch an actor grow up on TV and you feel a strong sense of connection. Martin Starr has matured before our very eyes on comedy darlings like Freaks and Geeks, Party Down, NTSF:SD:SUV:: and Silicon Valley. But this actor is more than the sum of his roles. His talents include producing and writing for the...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Autumn Falls

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we have a big treat for you. Actually, make that two big treats for you.  With her 32G breasts, Autumn Falls brings abundant new meaning to the phrase, “It’s the tits.”  But there’s much more to Falls than a...

Fetish Funhouse

Do you dream of feet or the squeak of a balloon about to burst? Don’t look now, but your fetish is showing. “Tiny Man Seeks Skyscraper-Size Giantess.” “Smokers Welcome.” There’s a fetish for everyone—what’s yours?     Some words are like unpinned hand grenades. Fetish is just such a word. It makes people jumpy. So...

HUSTLER Classic: Wrestling With Desire

Who doesn’t love a good catfight—especially when it ends with the combatants settling their differences with a bout of erotic passion?  For those who are still mourning the cancellation of Netflix’s women-in-wrestling series GLOW, allow us to offer a bit of alternate viewing in the form of the March ’02 HUSTLER pictorial Orchidea & Felony:...

Lingerie Lovedolls 5

Sweet treats in fancy wrapping—join us as we once again pay tribute to hot HUSTLER Honeys in (and out) of their frilly underthings. And when you’re done here, make sure to check out previous editions of Lingerie Lovedolls here, here, here and here! Amy Wilder (Anniversary ’20 HUSTLER) Jessica Lockwood (November ’20 HUSTLER) Jenna Foxx...

First Pregnancy

A woman who was pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician’s office. After the examination, she shyly said, “My husband wants me to ask you whether or not—” The doctor interrupted her: “I know, I know.” He placed his hand gently on her shoulder. “I get asked that all the time....

Malena Morgan

Malena Morgan enjoys the outdoors. More specifically, she loves the way sunlight feels on her bare skin. “I could sunbathe all day,” the HUSTLER newbie points out, “but I tan really easily, so I’m worried about stupid skin cancer!” Unfortunately for Malena (and for the male population at large), at...

Getting Heavy Into Foreplay

A deep, hard look into the question, “What, exactly, is foreplay?” I was sitting with my laptop on the couch, trying to get a little bit of work done, while my partner texted with me from the bathtub. We weren’t sexting; we were discussing our car. It’s barely hanging on, and we were trying to...

Copping Out

No doubt about it, tensions between the public and the law-enforcement community have been more than strained lately. It’s equally unquestionable that there’s a serious need for reform in our nation’s police agencies, courts and jails if true justice is ever to be achieved.  Hopefully, the wave of protests that swept across America this year...

The Wide World of ‘Sex With Strangers’

For six years, comedian and podcaster Chris Sowa has scoured the globe, detailing the sex scene on an international scale. We spoke with Sowa about his findings. The reasons to enjoy Chris Sowa’s Sex With Strangers podcast (sexwithstrangersshow.com) are myriad, but perhaps one of the biggest reasons to listen is Sowa’s admiration for our own...

Steampunk Sizzles

The mad scientist of steampunk, Thomas Willeford, lives in a Victorian house with 13 bedrooms—a museum of coffins, knives, pocket watches, antiques and clockwork mechanisms. Inside this time capsule he runs his workshop and company, Brute Force Studios, where he crafts sought-after steampunk gear. Willeford is a true freak, intelligent —he holds master’s degrees in...

HUSTLER Classic: Love Hurts

Some women are knockouts in more ways than one.  Take, for example, the athletic beauty at the center of the April ’85 HUSTLER pictorial Shayla: In Fine Form.  Shot by photographer James Baes, the pictorial showcased the erotic and physical charms of Shayla, a gymnast with aspirations to compete in the 1988 Olympics.  In the...

Mia Khalifa: The Picks & Pans of a Serious Sports Fan

Of Mia Khalifa’s many amazing attributes, the most impressive of all just might be her sharp tongue. The onetime actress today wields her wit as an aspiring sports pundit, aiming her barbs at the American athletic landscape via any number of social media platforms. At times she’s epically roasted the online suitors trying to slide...

Knarly Gav: The Surreal Deal

With his utterly unique style and high-profile clients, Knarly Gav is making a big, bold mark on the tattoo world. Knarly Gav doesn’t just want to be remembered as a truly unique tattooer, rock and bluegrass musician, and painter of shockingly accurate pet portraits. He doesn’t want his legacy to be the tattoos that have...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Nia Nacci

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we salute Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  In this installment we celebrate Nia Nacci, a sweet-faced sexpot with a daily desire for dick and a taste for kink—and we wouldn’t want her any other way.  The Los Angeles native first came to HUSTLER readers’ attention in the August...

Deep Into Kink: Living the Fetish Lifestyle

These days pretty much everything you can think of has been fetishized, and kinks are fairly commonplace. Unfortunately, so is kink-shaming. Have you ever been reluctant to share a fantasy for fear it would weird out a potential partner? Until you actually broach the subject, you’re wondering if your foot fetish is just too bizarre....

HUSTLER Classic: Whack to the Future

With the present so bleak, we’re all looking forward to a better future.  So allow us to get you even more eager for things to come with, perhaps ironically, a look at a pictorial from nearly 40 years ago.  Specifically, in this edition of HUSTLER Classic, we turn to the December ’83 issue of America’s...

Polyamory Terms: A Primer

Interested in exploring the world of nonmonogamy, but confused by the jargon? Prepare for the sexiest vocabulary lesson you’ve ever taken. One thing that all subcultures, communities and professions have in common is that the folks involved share a common language—and polyamory is no exception. The origin of the word itself is pretty straightforward: polyamory...

Boning on the Clock

The COVID-19 pandemic has led to a rise in the work-from-home model—and an increase in employees getting off on the boss’ dime. For some, the pandemic brought along at least one good thing—the ability to work from home.  Of course, there was some reservation about the work-from-home model, as some corporations worried that their clock-punchers...

Porn for Porn Stars

GETTING OFF OFF CAMERA Performers aren’t exempt from the fun and fantasy of watching smut. But what exactly do they like to watch? Anal? BDSM? Themselves? To find the answer to these and other pressing questions, I called up some amazing friends (who also happen to be sexy coworkers) to find out what goes on...

HUSTLER High-Five: Shyla Jennings

It takes a special kind of woman to grace the pages of HUSTLER Magazine in five separate layouts—and Shyla Jennings is quite the special beauty.  Hailing from the heart of Texas, Shyla is a gal who appreciates the simple things in life, but has a wild side too. Sex on top of a car? Check....

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